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[Annie Fawn]

http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video.asp?ID=514

[IndianScout]

[Creewoman05]

ROFLMFAO thanks for the laugh

[*Brown Eyed Gurl*]

Lol

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[White Eagle]

LOL! that's too funny!

I had a male cat that jumped on the wall shelves and knocked all my NDN stuff!!!!

I gave him away because he won't listen to me and kept messed around my house.

It's too hard for me to teach the cat because I'm hearing impaired.


Thanks for sharing!

[TKMJ Productions]

Gonna tell it like it is here so I may just blow my rep points.

I hate my cat. He is a wimpy little brat. He sleeps all day and is lazy. One time he was chaising a fly, got on top of the bookcase to get the little "zeezow" (that's what we call flies when we talk to the cat) and wham. The cat jumps off the bookcase trying for the fly. "Oops"!!!!!! The darn thing figured out he couldn't fly. No shyt ya stupid cat. Now, a fly buzzes the cat and the cat looks at the fly and sez "No Way Dude! I ain't going there". Someday I may just use the cat for a football. Ya see if I have a toe out from under the sheets, kiss it goodbye. That cat thinks it a mouse. It's my toe ya rotten cat.

At night he sleeps on my headboard. The dog sleeps between me and my wife. Sure enough when everyone get settled, The darn thing leaps into action against the dog. It's hell all over the bed. Claws out, bog bites, cat screams, you know the drill. Then the cat and dog fall asleep together a little while later. (If ya want to sleep with the dog you stupid cat, then sleep with the dog. Don't start World War 3 in the process. Some day I'm gonna make that cat into a road pizza.

The cat and I have meaningful conversations all the time. I tell him he is worthless and he agrees with a meow. I feed him the best food on the market, Ukanuba cat food. We call the food Pukeanuba. That's because I want him to have a good last meal before I kill him. The stupid cat takes the dogs water bowl and pushes it all over the kitchen. You never know where it is in the dark because of that. It's a big crock bowl. The thing must weigh 10 pounds. Sure enough, you come down stairs in the morning, in the dark and "SPALSH"!!! You just stepped in the bowl or kicked it. There ya go. water all over the floor. Some day I'm gonna fluff the cat in the dryer. Speaking of clothes, the stupid thing thinks he's a dog. He pulls down the towles in the bathroom off the rack. You thing the cat would put the towles back whe he was done? Not him cause he is lazy.

The damn thing will hide for days at a time. But when the pizza guy comes to the door, the cat is all over him cause foods here. Ungreatful cat!!!! I should toss the cat out the window.

Another thing. The cat steals the dogs food too. Now I know why people are saying I starve my dog. It's not me! It's the cat doing it! There should be a law against that.

Now we come to why I hate my cat the most. When I'm watching TV and the cat is beside me, If he doesn't like what I am watching, He changes the channel on the remote then walks away. He goes into the kitchen for a drink out of the dogs bowl. Then he pushes it around. Ya think that the cat would at least get me a cup of coffee too. Not him. He comes back and burps in my face. Some day I'm gonna knock the cat into tomorrow.

Now you can see some of the reasons I hate my cat. By the way he hates me too. Call it mutual respect and abuse.

Just remember, You mess with my cat, You may be the road pizza in front of our house. Only I can mess with my cat because, I really Love EM!!!!

[CherokeeSunFlower]

Thanks Annie Fawn,, That started a thread that I can relate to. Anything to do with cats. TKMJ Productions has some good storys. I can picture them in m mind. So just like a cat & it's people. The video site was funny too.

[Annie Fawn]

TKMJ, go get one of those little lazer lights that can be put on a keychain and play with your cat with that. Drives them nuts chasing it and catching nothing!
A small water mister bottle sprayed on them when they are where they don't belong is a great way to teach them NO.

[TKMJ Productions]

TKMJ, go get one of those little lazer lights that can be put on a keychain and play with your cat with that. Drives them nuts chasing it and catching nothing!
A small water mister bottle sprayed on them when they are where they don't belong is a great way to teach them NO.

Sorry Annie. Been there done that. The lazer worked for about 2 days. Now he just looks at the light. No challenge for him anymore.

We tried the water bottle. The cat stands there and tries to catch the water in his mouth as it squirts out. Or he just walks away. You can even hit him in his "pink donut" (butt) and he really doesn't care. He just looks at you. The cat has no problem with water. He swims with us. He has also been known to get into the shower with one of us.

The cat will even lay in the oil puddle under the car when I'm out there working on it. Ya think the thing could hand me a wrench?? He sez, "Get your own wrench! I'm busy watching you work! Now get busy and fetch me a cat snack!!!!" LOL!!!


Just remember, He's MY CAT!!!!! Don't mess with him!!!! LOL!

He's the coolest cat in the world.

[DaCotau]

Very Cute!!!!!!

[OLChemist]

I used motion sensor alarms with my brat-cats. Cat jumps on kitchen counter and big loud scary noise makes the cat jump off the kitchen counter. I set them up; they made a respectable loud noise. The last thing I heard was a muffled gurgling bleat as my Siamese pushed unit into the dishpan to soak with the casserole dish.

[Pony]

hilarious!

[Annie Fawn]

We used to have a couple of cats that would shower with us and 1 that thought the bathtub was her private swimming pool. lol But the Siameese we had when our youngest was a toddler was the funniest! We had one of those couches that took up 3 walls and when the cats would jump in the curve at the corner our toddler wouldn't let her jump out. Well one day I heard the baby crying and fussing, her big sis was laughing, so I RAN into the livingroom and there was the baby in the corner behind the couch and the CAT was sitting there slapping at her every time she tried to crawl out of the corner! I grabbed the camera and got a great picture of it! Taught her a lesson, she never tried to block the cats from getting out from behind the couch again.
The BEST cat toy we have at the moment is some beads strung on a sturdy string that our daughter drags through the house or just wiggles for the cats.Cheap and enteraining.
This week our cats are playing nurse! All 3 of them are piled up in the bed around our daughter keeping her company and enterainned. She was bitten by a brown recluse spider on Tuesday and has to keep still and her leg elevated for 9 days. It's as if the cats know she's sick and are trying to take care of her. All I have to do is bring her a different DVD every couple of hours, keep her stocked in food and drink, make sure she takes her medication on time and move her to the couch before her boyfriend comes over every day. The cats are really helping with her boredom.

[Dine_Gal]

undefinedundefinedI have a female cat. Everyday is like christmas, she brings in whatever she feels like it inside the house. Like she brings in stuff dolls and socks. She carries all this with her mouth and she just layes it in from of us. It's like she hunts for whatever she can get her mouth on. From crawfish to big ugly fat worms to little girls purses. I don't know where in the heck she gets all this. She's a walkin hobo! I just wish for once she would bring in a bag full of money! Wouldn't that be nice! lol

[OLChemist]

I can relate to the gathering things kitty. One of mine is a magpie. She loves shiny things (she is helping me type right now). She'll walk my jeweler's bench and steal things. She has a little nest in the closet where she sleep with her goodies. Once I caught her laying on her back with a silver and coral ring in her mouth just purring and meowing away. I swear she was saying: "My pretty."

My friend has a scavager cat too. Her cat made the rounds of the fast food resturaunts. One time she went to a fish place and she was wear a t-shirt with one of those big iron photos with her cat on it. All through the meal, the wait staff kept staring at her. Finally one waitress came over and asked my friend if that was her cat. When she said yes, the waitress exclaims: "He shows up at lunch every day! The cook gives him fish."