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Superndngyrl and I would like to proudly present the first ever powwows.com all woman hokie drum!!!!!
*thunderous applause*
From this point forward, I will be referred to as Snags a lot of Bucks and Super is Running Snag Woman (our Spirit names given to us at our very first 49)
We are presently accepting applications from whoever would like to sing with out totally distasteful drum. Auditions will be held throughout the week.
REQUIREMENTS
*Great Grandmother must have been a Cherokee Princess
*Great Grandfather must have been a Cherokee Princess too
*Have plastice beaded "headdress" hanging from rearview mirror
*Paid for all your sweats with your Triple Gold American Express Card
*Own a Native-ity scene with NDN's in full regalia
*Call everyone cousin cuz you figure we all related
*Own at least one t-shirt with a long-haired rippled warrior riding a black stallion (spear in hand, ready to be lanced optional)
*Own a fully equipped RV (running water and all) and call it a "Powwow Wagon"
*Get mad when people card you at powwows, even thought the black hair dye has run all over your branded, synthetic buckskin dress
*Greet everyone with "How"
We will also be accepting ideas for our theme song, "Bucksins Gone Buckwild" has already been submitted, please try again.
Even though we are booked all up and down the East coast until 2046, feel free to make donations to our drum fund. Make checks out to "Phoney White Chick Drum".
Refer to attached pic and choose your spot at the drum. Hurry! Seats are limited and running out fast!
*hands Running Snag Woman peace pipe*
It is now your turn to speak my humble life long Native American sister...
**CHECK OUT RSW'M LINK TO OUR PIC A FEW POSTS DOWN**
*thunderous applause*
From this point forward, I will be referred to as Snags a lot of Bucks and Super is Running Snag Woman (our Spirit names given to us at our very first 49)
We are presently accepting applications from whoever would like to sing with out totally distasteful drum. Auditions will be held throughout the week.
REQUIREMENTS
*Great Grandmother must have been a Cherokee Princess
*Great Grandfather must have been a Cherokee Princess too
*Have plastice beaded "headdress" hanging from rearview mirror
*Paid for all your sweats with your Triple Gold American Express Card
*Own a Native-ity scene with NDN's in full regalia
*Call everyone cousin cuz you figure we all related
*Own at least one t-shirt with a long-haired rippled warrior riding a black stallion (spear in hand, ready to be lanced optional)
*Own a fully equipped RV (running water and all) and call it a "Powwow Wagon"
*Get mad when people card you at powwows, even thought the black hair dye has run all over your branded, synthetic buckskin dress
*Greet everyone with "How"
We will also be accepting ideas for our theme song, "Bucksins Gone Buckwild" has already been submitted, please try again.
Even though we are booked all up and down the East coast until 2046, feel free to make donations to our drum fund. Make checks out to "Phoney White Chick Drum".
Refer to attached pic and choose your spot at the drum. Hurry! Seats are limited and running out fast!
*hands Running Snag Woman peace pipe*
It is now your turn to speak my humble life long Native American sister...
**CHECK OUT RSW'M LINK TO OUR PIC A FEW POSTS DOWN**
:D :uptosomet
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