talkin yourself outta speeding ticket

[chatty1]

what was the craziest story you have told the cop's when pulled over? mine, was about 1992 my cousin's wedding reception had been going on for a few hours, and when i got off work i was in a hurry to get there before beer was all gone. i was pulled over, i told the cop that my mom had called and she was taking my dad to the hospital, i was on my way there. then he asked me for the phone # to my moms house , i didn't know they had cell phones back then, my mom and dad were at the reception so they didn't answer . he followed me to the hospital i got out an went in then he left. so i got back in my car went to the party, and had a few. haha

[soopashinaab]

what was the craziest story you have told the cop's when pulled over? mine, was about 1992 my cousin's wedding reception had been going on for a few hours, and when i got off work i was in a hurry to get there before beer was all gone. i was pulled over, i told the cop that my mom had called and she was taking my dad to the hospital, i was on my way there. then he asked me for the phone # to my moms house , i didn't know they had cell phones back then, my mom and dad were at the reception so they didn't answer . he followed me to the hospital i got out an went in then he left. so i got back in my car went to the party, and had a few. haha

I've never had the luxury of getting out of a ticket!! Not that I sped or anything...

[ok24stacey]

LMAO!

I few months ago my 3 year old and I got pulled over. I was freaking out a little because I was about 15 over the limit so I was saying, "oh no no no no" over and over as I slowed over and pulled to the side of the road. He gets out and comes to the passenger window and my 3 year old starts screaming bloody murder. She was clawing at me and saying "don't let him take me Mommy!!" She was really scared and crying, too. I was telling her that it was ok and saying to him that she was just scared and tried to comfort her. Well that poor Trooper must have felt like CHIT, cause he was like "OMG....I'm so sorry Honey, is it my hat? Do I have a scary hat? I can take it off. Don't worry, Im not taking you anywhere ok." She kind of settled down a little but still looked at him suspiciously. LMAO....He told me that he felt bad enough and would not top it off by handing me a big expensive ticket. Then he told my little girl that he just wanted to say hi and make sure we were being safe and let me go.

So really I didn't say much at all and it was sad to see her so upset but she did a great job.

All cars should come with the option of a paranoid and hysterical 3 year old to guilt officers out of giving tickets. hehehehehe

[50cal]

LOL!!!...you put her up to it, didn't you?.....LOL!!.....

My brother and I were coming back from Camp Pendleton one time and it was late at night, we were flying thru Phoenix when the red and blues came on....DAYUM!!!>.....so I pulled over and told my brother, work with me.....LOL!!!....so the cop comes up and asks for my papers and by this time my brother is moaning and groaing holding his sides....I was like wtf????>..LOL!!!....so the cop was like, whats wrong with him???...LOL!!!...I was like dam if I know!!!...because by then my boy here forces tears out of his eyes and is moaning even louder....the cop is like hold on sir, what is the problem, how can I assist you???...LOL!!!......by this time I'm concerned, because I don't know what the hell he is doing......and he's like I need water....I need the restroom......LOL!!!!....dayum, that cop busted out laughing, and he's like sir do you have a bad case of bowel irritation???....LMFAO!!!...my boy, actually got sick from the gas station hot dogs we had gotten when we filled up earlier...LOL!!!!!...the cop was too busy laughing and let us go.....I still tease him about that......LOL!!!!

[soopashinaab]

Doncha know... NOBODY eats them hotdogs!!! LMAO

[Smeshigaud]

I got stopped by a state boy a few years ago, I was coming back from town and was just outside the little town near the rez...well I had a brand new radar detector up and I was going about 70, jamming out to the radio, radio was up really loud...All of a sudden I look up and there's the state boy behind a van. I see him just as I am getting past the van..well I look at my detector and it's going crazy! LOL

I knew it right then I was effin caught! I seen him pull off quickly and whip around. I grabbed my radar detector off the window, threw it on the seat and unplugged it.

When he stopped me and came up to the window, I gave him my DL, regist. and insurance and he goes..."I see that it didn't help you much", pointing at my detector. I just looked at him and said, the radio was up too high for me to hear it go off and you were hiding behind that van. LOL Then I said.."Hey at least I'm honest about it!" LOL He laughed, went back to his car and came back about 3 minutes later and said, "Since you were honest with me, I'm going to let you go."

WWWHHHHEEEEWWW He would have been the first cop to give me a speeding ticket in like 9 years LOL

[ac_miss]

I've never had the luxury of getting out of a ticket!! Not that I sped or anything...

Better knock on some wood!! *LOL*

[ac_miss]

I've been stopped at least 2 times. Luckily they were both warnings, so I got off pretty easily. I was over by 5 mph, so I wasn't much of a speedster

Just over a week ago, the hubby got pulled over. It was in our county, but unfortunuately it was DPS and not the County who pulled him over. Luckily, he too, got a warning because he showed a glimpse of his Sheriff's ID. *LOL*

[50cal]

wow, they don't practice professional courtesy to other officers?....LOL!!!...I thought that was crock till my boy (who is a tribal cop) got pulled over by DPS and was told to slow down....damit!!!!!....dude was only going 95 in 55!!!!!.....would've been me, it would've gone down like this......"SHUT DOWN THE VEHICLE!!!!"...."PLACE YOUR ARMS OUTSIDE THE WINDOW!!!!''....."WITH YOUR LEFT HAND OPEN THE VEHICLE DOOR!!!"....."STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE AND KNEEL WITH YOUR ARMS ABOVE YOUR HEAD AND YOUR ANKLES CROSSED!!!"......Not that I know about any of that.........LOL!!!!

[chazziff]

my hubby always practically gets strip searched when he gets pulled over ... one time i went whizzin by the cops doing 140 in a 100 ... and i got warning lights ... another time i was doing 150 in a 100 ... and she pulls me over and says were jus doing ID checks tonight LMFAO ...

but the best one i ever heard is .... my friend's man was driving and speeding ... got pulled over by state and comes walking up to the window of the car and says "what's the big hurry?" and without any hesitation and all calm n chyt ... her man says "were tryna get to walgreen's before it closes ... my wife started her period and she needs tampons" dang the cop didnt even know what to say ... and said ... carry on then dang my friend jus started punching him in the arm ... why the hell did you tell him that?!?!? it worked didnt it?!??!?!

[kiyaanii mom]

wow, they don't practice professional courtesy to other officers?....LOL!!!...I thought that was crock till my boy (who is a tribal cop) got pulled over by DPS and was told to slow down....damit!!!!!....dude was only going 95 in 55!!!!!.....would've been me, it would've gone down like this......"SHUT DOWN THE VEHICLE!!!!"...."PLACE YOUR ARMS OUTSIDE THE WINDOW!!!!''....."WITH YOUR LEFT HAND OPEN THE VEHICLE DOOR!!!"....."STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE AND KNEEL WITH YOUR ARMS ABOVE YOUR HEAD AND YOUR ANKLES CROSSED!!!"......Not that I know about any of that.........LOL!!!!

Dang1 I guess you know the routine......

I never get let go! Flickin cops always give me a ticket!!!!

[kiyaanii mom]

Soopa? Are you there????

Tag You're IT!!!

[50cal]

my hubby always practically gets strip searched when he gets pulled over ...

does he get cavity searched???....LOL!!!.......I knew a guy who's buddy got CS'ed down in Chula Vista......dat shyt was funny!!!!

[kiyaanii mom]

my hubby always practically gets strip searched when he gets pulled over ... one time i went whizzin by the cops doing 140 in a 100 ... and i got warning lights ... another time i was doing 150 in a 100 ... and she pulls me over and says were jus doing ID checks tonight LMFAO ...

but the best one i ever heard is .... my friend's man was driving and speeding ... got pulled over by state and comes walking up to the window of the car and says "what's the big hurry?" and without any hesitation and all calm n chyt ... her man says "were tryna get to walgreen's before it closes ... my wife started her period and she needs tampons" dang the cop didnt even know what to say ... and said ... carry on then dang my friend jus started punching him in the arm ... why the hell did you tell him that?!?!? it worked didnt it?!??!?!

Dang, that's fast....kidding.... I know...KM

[50cal]

yeah they're weird, aren't they???.....LOL!!!!