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  • #16
    Originally posted by kiyaanii mom View Post
    Dang, that's fast....kidding.... I know...KM
    LOL ... well i turned it down alot since then ... barely do 110 now on 100's ... 120 on 110's LOL ... jus like everyone else up here jkz

    but dayum alberta ppl speed around ... its nuts there sometimes ... 130 on their QEII (queen elizabeth II highway - freeway between edm and calgary) minimum
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    • #17
      Montana use to have no speed limit on their freeways... I'm not sure if it's still like that....

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      • #18
        Hey there chazziff , you're not the only one slowing down, I sure slowed down so I can see the road kills better and give them a ride on my passenger seat!
        I got pulled over for doing 80 in a 100 zone, told the cop yes I see the sign that it says 100, but it also says maximum under that and I guess I am safe because I am not at the maximum! The look on his face was what de F*** as if he had been hit, never dawned on him with that one word Maximum! Didn't get a ticket for driving my 80!
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        • #19
          Originally posted by 50cal View Post
          does he get cavity searched???....LOL!!!.......I knew a guy who's buddy got CS'ed down in Chula Vista......dat shyt was funny!!!!
          whoa, your buddy must've been doing something really bad to be cavity searched. *LOL*
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          • #20
            when i worked as a correctional officer a few years ago, I had to strip search other females, but I didn't get any weird, gross ones. The hubby would tell me how one chick at the county jail was searched, and she had a slim cell phone up her cooch!! But that's just one story. Jeez.... and now some Texas prisons are still on lock down after inmates were found to have cell phones within their possession.
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            • #21
              Originally posted by Tibiki Kinew View Post
              Hey there chazziff , you're not the only one slowing down, I sure slowed down so I can see the road kills better and give them a ride on my passenger seat!
              I got pulled over for doing 80 in a 100 zone, told the cop yes I see the sign that it says 100, but it also says maximum under that and I guess I am safe because I am not at the maximum! The look on his face was what de F*** as if he had been hit, never dawned on him with that one word Maximum! Didn't get a ticket for driving my 80!
              LOL .. that happened to my niece and nephew's dad ... he's still a good friend of the family and he was telling me he NEVER goes over 100 ... and he got pulled over on the QEII (speed limit is 110 i think) ... and he said the same thing ... he was in the slow lane doing 100. the cop was the only one that had a problem with it ... everyone else was jus whizzing by him LOL

              i used to carry about a box and work gloves in my trunk for porcupine hair LMFAO ... now im driving the van ... the smell gets to me so i had to quit
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              • #22
                Originally posted by ac_miss View Post
                when i worked as a correctional officer a few years ago, I had to strip search other females, but I didn't get any weird, gross ones. The hubby would tell me how one chick at the county jail was searched, and she had a slim cell phone up her cooch!! But that's just one story. Jeez.... and now some Texas prisons are still on lock down after inmates were found to have cell phones within their possession.
                I am not surprised....in all my travels, I've seen many things exit a cooch...LOL!!!!....and I paid to see it too......LMAO!!!!.....so don't drink tequila in Thailand......
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                • #23
                  Originally posted by ac_miss View Post
                  when i worked as a correctional officer a few years ago, I had to strip search other females, but I didn't get any weird, gross ones. The hubby would tell me how one chick at the county jail was searched, and she had a slim cell phone up her cooch!! But that's just one story. Jeez.... and now some Texas prisons are still on lock down after inmates were found to have cell phones within their possession.
                  OMG!!! A cell phone??? Did they wrap it in plastic....Ewww!

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by 50cal View Post
                    i am not surprised....in all my travels, i've seen many things exit a cooch...lol!!!!....and i paid to see it too......lmao!!!!.....so don't drink tequila in thailand......
                    eeeewwwww...

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by ac_miss View Post
                      when i worked as a correctional officer a few years ago, I had to strip search other females, but I didn't get any weird, gross ones. The hubby would tell me how one chick at the county jail was searched, and she had a slim cell phone up her cooch!! But that's just one story. Jeez.... and now some Texas prisons are still on lock down after inmates were found to have cell phones within their possession.
                      a slim celly is better than a big huge celly from the 80's with a bag battery or a blackberry i guess
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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by chazziff View Post
                        a slim celly is better than a big huge celly from the 80's with a bag battery or a blackberry i guess
                        Or like the ones with a big antenna.....

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by 50cal View Post
                          I am not surprised....in all my travels, I've seen many things exit a cooch...LOL!!!!....and I paid to see it too......LMAO!!!!.....so don't drink tequila in Thailand......
                          well i've only seen ping pong balls ... from when i used to hang out at pinkie's show palace in e town before i went n got my buzz n drink on
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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by kiyaanii mom View Post
                            Or like the ones with a big antenna.....

                            ... um she had it set on vibrate too i bet ... um call me six times and hang up right away ... then let it ring ... hang up ... then call seven times and hang up then jus let it ring jkz
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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by chazziff View Post
                              well i've only seen ping pong balls ... from when i used to hang out at pinkie's show palace in e town before i went n got my buzz n drink on
                              Is that the only place to get your buzz and drink on in e town???

                              Originally posted by chazziff View Post
                              ... um she had it set on vibrate too i bet ... um call me six times and hang up right away ... then let it ring ... hang up ... then call seven times and hang up then jus let it ring jkz


                              A new use for cell phones....

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by kiyaanii mom View Post
                                Is that the only place to get your buzz and drink on in e town???





                                A new use for cell phones....
                                LOL ... nah they tore that place down years ago ... alot of ppl shed a tear jkz ... that was when i was young dumb and full of .... um never mind
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