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  • #31
    lmao @ you guys..... Dang, ya all missed the movie 'Priscella Queen of the Desert'. There is a scene in there with a crazy vietnamese chick poppin ping pongs out of her cooch at the audience....LOL. All she did was bend over and 'pop' they show the things flying all over the place....lmao. It's a funny movie. I am sure that's why 50 liked playing ping pong back in Asia.....hahaha. BTW, are you sure that was Tequila in Thailand?? lol
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    • #32
      in Tse Bonito AZ theres this carwash and i just washed my truck and headed east down this lonnng straightaway. haha the truck was stlll drippin wet so i stepped on it *alittle* and got pulled over. hey i was honesst and told the piggy i was just trying to blow off some of the water haha

      Own it man!! Be honest
      thanks dad for showing me the way, teaching me the language, and not leaving my mother...*L*

      *RoUg3 MoD sTaTuS*

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      • #33
        Originally posted by injunboy View Post
        in Tse Bonito AZ theres this carwash and i just washed my truck and headed east down this lonnng straightaway. haha the truck was stlll drippin wet so i stepped on it *alittle* and got pulled over. hey i was honesst and told the piggy i was just trying to blow off some of the water haha

        Own it man!! Be honest
        So did he let you slide or give you a ticket?????

        I never get away with it. And I'm always honest when talking to the police....

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        • #34
          Originally posted by chazziff View Post
          well i've only seen ping pong balls ... from when i used to hang out at pinkie's show palace in e town before i went n got my buzz n drink on
          Originally posted by Nezbah View Post
          lmao @ you guys..... Dang, ya all missed the movie 'Priscella Queen of the Desert'. There is a scene in there with a crazy vietnamese chick poppin ping pongs out of her cooch at the audience....LOL. All she did was bend over and 'pop' they show the things flying all over the place....lmao. It's a funny movie. I am sure that's why 50 liked playing ping pong back in Asia.....hahaha. BTW, are you sure that was Tequila in Thailand?? lol

          DAYUM!?!?!?!?....now we all gots to go and hangout now!!!....I'm bringing the ping pong balls and tequila!!!!....oh my cash too......LOL!!!!
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          • #35
            Originally posted by kiyaanii mom View Post
            so did he let you slide or give you a ticket?????

            I never get away with it. And i'm always honest when talking to the police....
            bs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........lol!!!!
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            ...And shephards we shall be. For thee my lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from thy hand. That our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee. And teeming with souls shall it ever be. E Nomini Patri, E Fili, E Spiritu Sancti.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by 50cal View Post
              DAYUM!?!?!?!?....now we all gots to go and hangout now!!!....I'm bringing the ping pong balls and tequila!!!!....oh my cash too......LOL!!!!
              two of things i like ... tequila and cash ... and remember to bring your safety googles ... dont want to be the one who causes ya to lose an eye jkz
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              • #37
                LMFAO!!!....I'll remember that......
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                ...And shephards we shall be. For thee my lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from thy hand. That our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee. And teeming with souls shall it ever be. E Nomini Patri, E Fili, E Spiritu Sancti.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by 50cal View Post
                  LMFAO!!!....I'll remember that......
                  LOL ... jus be a savage and actually try AIM for your eye as if ya can even AIM it
                  Watch your broken dreams...
                  Dance in and out of the beams of a neon moon

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                  • #39
                    Didn't someone post some kinda video somewhere, with a guy who shoots a ball out his azz!!! I can't remember if it's here on pw.com or someone sent me a stupid email.....

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by kiyaanii mom View Post
                      I never get let go! Flickin cops always give me a ticket!!!!
                      *lol* me too. everytime i get pulled over, i always get in an argumment with the officer *lol* he'll ask for my paper and ill reply by telling him "run the plate and tell me what name comes up, if you answer correctly then ill give it to you" . . . or when the officer says 'do you know why i pulled you over', ill say "why dont you tell me, your the officer" . . . i cant help but piss off the officers, its so fun *lol* but in the end, i always end up with a ticket . . . my mom and brother hate driving with me

                      thats what u get 4 breaking my heart...

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                      • #41
                        has anybody ever tried to.. ya know like unbutton like two shirt buttons, maybe do the hair flip? basically flirt thier way outta a ticket

                        we know this pretty navajo gurl that tried that and she was with her sister no less, that cop musta been batting for the wrong team! cause theres no way
                        thanks dad for showing me the way, teaching me the language, and not leaving my mother...*L*

                        *RoUg3 MoD sTaTuS*

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                        • #42
                          Cop: "Didnt you see me?"

                          8: "Yessir i sure did"

                          Cop: "Why didn't you slow down"

                          8: "By then I figured it was too late, and you had already saw me"

                          Cop tried not to laugh

                          I Got off with a warning.
                          "Don't trust anyone who isn't angry."
                          - John Trudell

                          "Don't trust anyone who isn't hungry."
                          - Me

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                          • #43
                            well, I know we're gonna get a notice of ticket in the mail really soon. The hubby tried to speed through a left turn, but the light turned red, and we got "flashed" from behind. Damn those cameras!! *ROFL*
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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by injunboy View Post
                              has anybody ever tried to.. ya know like unbutton like two shirt buttons, maybe do the hair flip? basically flirt thier way outta a ticket

                              we know this pretty navajo gurl that tried that and she was with her sister no less, that cop musta been batting for the wrong team! cause theres no way

                              Nope! I never tried it.... scurred I might have to step back into his car.....LMAO!!!

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by ac_miss View Post
                                well, I know we're gonna get a notice of ticket in the mail really soon. The hubby tried to speed through a left turn, but the light turned red, and we got "flashed" from behind. Damn those cameras!! *ROFL*
                                That's rough, guess it's hard to argue your way out of the ticket if they have a picture....

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