dirty deeds

[chatty1]

what is the worst thing you have done to your ex boyfriend or girlfriend or anyone else ? i rubbed jalapeno pepper all in my ex- hubby's undies because he was cheatin, so when he put them on and started workin he got a burning sensation's. then i used the pepper in his dinner. hahahah

[Joe's Dad]

Where in the heck do you come up with all these ideas????

I Love it!!!

[chatty1]

Where in the heck do you come up with all these ideas????

I Love it!!!

i have a sick twisted mind. don't p*ss me off. mo hahaha

[chazziff]

sheit ... you're officially one of my girls now

dang thats like total genius ...

one time i pretended to be another woman ... and emailed one of my exes (just made up a name and just went LOL) ... it was f'n funny to me ... i found out about him and he never knew it was me. i got one of my buds involved ... she even called him from a block number ... dang we had him sayin all sorts of crazy azzz sheeit and then we made him admit he liked the "move" i mentioned in one of the other threads and then said im sorry i cant get wit a guy who is into that kinda stuff

[Joe's Dad]

I'm not one you need to worry about...

This is me ---->

[Joe's Dad]

sheit ... you're officially one of my girls now

dang thats like total genius ...

one time i pretended to be another woman ... and emailed one of my exes (just made up a name and just went LOL) ... it was f'n funny to me ... i found out about him and he never knew it was me. i got one of my buds involved ... she even called him from a block number ... dang we had him sayin all sorts of crazy azzz sheeit and then we made him admit he liked the "move" i mentioned in one of the other threads and then said im sorry i cant get wit a guy who is into that kinda stuff

Now chazziffy on the other hand...:

chazziffy!

[chazziff]

Now chazziffy on the other hand...:

chazziffy!

JD

[Joe G]

Hey! Remind me if we ever go out....that you SURE as hell ain't cooking!

[chatty1]

Hey! Remind me if we ever go out....that you SURE as hell ain't cooking!

sabor la flavor .hahah

[timmy tiger]

The worse thing I ever did was tell him that I knew.LMAO That just blew him right out of the water as he kept trying to deny it I was packing my stuff.LOL

I really don't get into all that getting even stuff, I wouldn't even put him down or say bad things about him, there was no reason to. Just said what he had done point blank and was done with it there.LOL I don't need to put someone down or try to hurt them.

But I have friends who have told me some major stories like Heat in the undies, cutting the crotches out of the undies or super gluing something to the tummy. Dang now that's some funny chit, but I just couldn't do it.LOL

[Dakota Sandz]

mine has nothing to do with cheating....

on time at a round dance I slipped some exlax in my frenz coffee..he asked if I could go get him some from the concession so I slipped it in there and gave it to him...20 min later he was dancin around and then all of a sudden his back shot straight up like a board and his body just stiffened up!!! shyt was mad funny... he stood there with his butt cheeks clenched tight like a vice grip, standing in the middle of the dance floor, letting people go around him while he stood still, telling people he got a cramp...he told me later that he was scared to move, or else he woulda exploded like a volcano

[k9soldier]

as an april fool's joke I ran a want add with my buddie's number it read..."WANTED kittens or small cats suitable for Musky bait" he got some wicked angry phone calls..but what topped it off was I had the paper bill him.

[shawndaes]

As a joke

Our neighbor friend in his 50s was dating a waitress from the local dinner who was in her 20s. We threw together a wooden cradle and spray painted "Cradle Robber" on it. We waited for him to leave for the dinner one night and climbed up and put it on his roof. He noticed it the next day and took it down. Not sure if it was before of after the landlord drove by.

Another time I was with a few friends and spotted another friends car in the Denny's parking lot. We ran over to the grocery store and bought some Limberger cheese. Put it under his door handle. (Incase ya never heard of Limberger its a HORRIBLE smelling cheese). Waited a few spaces back for him to come out. Of course the first thing you do when you get something on you hands, smell it. LOL

[Tatanka Sapa Win]

mine has nothing to do with cheating....

on time at a round dance I slipped some exlax in my frenz coffee..he asked if I could go get him some from the concession so I slipped it in there and gave it to him...20 min later he was dancin around and then all of a sudden his back shot straight up like a board and his body just stiffened up!!! shyt was mad funny... he stood there with his butt cheeks clenched tight like a vice grip, standing in the middle of the dance floor, letting people go around him while he stood still, telling people he got a cramp...he told me later that he was scared to move, or else he woulda exploded like a volcano

Awww man that was GRIMEY..... LOL

[Tatanka Sapa Win]

I walked in on my ex sleeping with some chica. they were knocked out sleep naked. I stepped around the futon and went in the kitchen and boiled some water. I threw pennies in the pot and when it was good and then i threw that brew on them to wake them up.

My Ex Husband has dozens of penny shaped marks on his skin all over to this day to remind him of what not to do.