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mine was went to a party with my cuz, it was his friends and him and his ol lady left me cause they got drunk and was feelin froggy. i had no way home had to ride in the back of someone pick-up. to get to town so i could walk home. i still give him crap about it , he has had 3 wives since than and i always tell him look who's still your cousin .
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Many years ago I used to go out with a bunch of friends to this bar up the road that also had a midnight buffet and a live band. My ex didn't drink so he was always the designated driver so there would be like 6 of us and one couple were my next door neighbors son and his g/f and the other couple were friends of mine who would stay the night at my house.
We got trashed that night and when we got back to my house my girlfriend leaned up against the corner of the wall by my dining room and slid down the wall, it was funny--kind of like all in slow motion.LOL I triped some how and landed infront of her and said something about look at my shin and the next thing I know her whole face and head was face down on my leg.LOL I said "I said look at it, not kiss it."LMAO She said "I'm not, I fell over and now I can't get up."LMAO Okay it was something you just had to be there for.LOL But it was funny, neither of us could get up and my ex wasn't all that much help--he was laughing too hard at us and he was the sober one.LMAO -
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when i first moved to CO . . me and a bunch of frens went to the bar. drank ourselves into a coma. lol. but we made sure we were all together when midnite came and had triple shots at the same time. any who . . . had an after party at our place. i was so wasted, i tried to walk up the three flight of stairs . . . . . yeah right. i looked like one of those ppl who've never been on an escalator. i knew the step was right there . . just right there. but my foot couldnt find it, it was too far away.
so my boyfren threw me over his shoulder and carreid me up the stairs . . aww, i love him so much. made it to the front door . . . damn, forgot my key. so i pounded on the door, as i waited for my roomies man to opened the door, i leaned against the door . . . yeah, im a genius . . . when he finally opened the door, down i went, lmao. my man helped me up and took me to my room . . . . and the rest is for me to knowLast edited by Mud_Woman; 12-30-2008, 12:18 PM.
thats what u get 4 breaking my heart...Comment
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nevermind....too crazy....LOL!!!!sigpic
...And shephards we shall be. For thee my lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from thy hand. That our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee. And teeming with souls shall it ever be. E Nomini Patri, E Fili, E Spiritu Sancti.Comment
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I'm all rugged. i can't remember! If I could, I'd tell ya. Aye! Nah.....didn't do any naughty stuff at New Year's. I spend time with my family.Bead All You Can BeadComment
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I knocked out a cop once.....he tried to grab my bottle and I pushed his head into the wall....LOL!!!...this was part of last years party.....LOL!!!!sigpic
...And shephards we shall be. For thee my lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from thy hand. That our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee. And teeming with souls shall it ever be. E Nomini Patri, E Fili, E Spiritu Sancti.Comment
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And he's still looking for ya, right 50.LOLComment
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he knows where I live....LOL!!!....he's actually dating my cousin.....LOL!!!.....so family functions are a lot more interesting....but he also knows what I'm capable of so he doesn't bother me....sigpic
...And shephards we shall be. For thee my lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from thy hand. That our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee. And teeming with souls shall it ever be. E Nomini Patri, E Fili, E Spiritu Sancti.Comment
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LMAO--yeah, I'll bet that does make things interesting there.
I heard a story once from a guy I know. He was in a bar and he saw this really hot woman sitting there so he goes up to her and sits down and starts coming on strong. Well, then he felt this tap on his shoulder and a deep voice say "Hey, that's my woman you're messing with." The guy got up and took a swing at--Um a BIG woman.LMAO She beat the crap out of him and he decided to make friends with her rather then get his arse beat again.LMAO They became good friends and he never hit on one of her women again.LMAOComment
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Dude, that's one of the golden rules. You're not even allowed to get mad when somebody getting lucky is involved. There are numerous rules like that. I got left behind by one of my cousins at a bar and I was in crutches. The woman was pretty and really nice and rich. My cousin said what's a guy supposed to do. I didn't even get mad at him.Originally posted by chatty1 View PostComment
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Yeah, I got dumped on a street corner in Windsor Ontario, years ago. We were in a 2 seat corvette, and met these two girls...so I was on foot real quick...Originally posted by badmaninc View Post
But Bad is correct, a wise man always has his priorities in order! It was about 35 miles from where I lived at that time, but what the hay....
Oh yeah, the gal I wound up with wasn't impressed by having to walk...hopefully by now, she realizes what a tremendous opportunity she wasted
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yeah, but i was a 21 year old girl. but i had been drinking, and not a nice overly friendly girl when i get my drink on . guess he thought i could handle my businessOriginally posted by badmaninc View Postwho's been a bad kitty kitty! bring on the katnipComment
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Hail the MAN RULE!!!!.....LOL!!!....Originally posted by badmaninc View Postsigpic
...And shephards we shall be. For thee my lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from thy hand. That our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee. And teeming with souls shall it ever be. E Nomini Patri, E Fili, E Spiritu Sancti.Comment
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Well that happened to me one night kind of.LOL Me and two of my girlfriends were our partying and we went dancing. Well the one's b/f showed up with a friend of his. I didn't like the guy at all but my other friend did. He was always trying to come on to me when he saw me and stuff, all the ladies liked him---but I wasn't impressed.LOL I'm not interested in a ladies man for anything other then just a friendship.LOL Too much garbage involved.LOL I liked his one friend better and when they would come around while all the girls were fawning over him, I just lingered in the back with his friend.LOL Dang that upset him and when he would see me, he was always hitting on me or asking me out.LOL Anyway, they (the two guys) were gonna go to this one person house to get some stuff and they wanted to know if "us" ladies wanted to go, the other two did, but I was hesitant so then they told me there was only room in the car for two more, well that settled that and I stayed behind.LMAO Well, they were only gonna be gone for a little while and then come right back. Well, that didn't happen.LMAO At 2am, I walked home alone.LOL I was more upset that they didn't keep their word then they didn't come back.LOL Well about a month later my one friend (the one who was with the ladies man) um suddenly got skurred. I was concerned, but kind of chuckled--'cause she should have known better. She got really upset when she told the guy and he told her that he didn't remember anything that had happened that night. What did she expect? Oh she was so upset. It all worked out in the end and she didn't learn her lesson either.LOL She still fawned all over the guy just like all the other ladies. I still remember his name to this day, but he sure wasn't all that either.LMAOComment
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