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  • Important!!use This At Your Next Pow Wow On A Whitey!!

    To A White Person Upon First Meeting:

    10. How much white are you?

    9. I'm part white myself, you know.

    8. I learned all your people's ways in the Boy Scouts.

    7. My great-great-grandmother was a full-blooded white-Canadian princess.

    6. Funny, you don't look white.

    5. Where's your powdered wig and knickers?

    4. Do you live in a covered wagon?

    3. What's the meaning behind the square dance?

    2. What's your feeling about river-boat casinos? Do they really help your people, or are they just a
    short-term fix?

    1. Oh wow! I really love your hair! Can I touch it?

  • #2
    :clap:

    I'm gonna have to try a couple of those.

    Add this one too.
    Can my son/daughter have their picture taken with you?

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    • #3
      :rofl2:

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      • #4
        :Thinking :Thinking :Thinking

        Yeah... why do non-nish.. always wanna take pics with you???

        I remember once in Detroit.. this couple asked me if they could snap a pic of me... they were all amazed that we were ndnz. lol... even at the last pow wow... holee... ya shoulda seen the flashes... I felt like movie star.. ayee.. they were asking my sisters and I... "could I take picture with you?"... Then.. 5-6 other people would come along... with their cameras... Meanwhile... I'm tryna check out which grassdancers or fancy dancers were all there.... but these folks weren't lettin' us walk around... :Naughty :Naughty
        ~* Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to *~

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        • #5
          uuuukay

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          • #6
            sigpicDisclaimer: Storyteller and I are friends no matter what our evil twins say on the rhyme thread


            Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, laying in hospitals, dying of nothing....

            If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!

            Four things you can't recover:

            The stone........after the throw. The word........after it's said.

            The occasion...........after it's missed. The time.........after it's gone.

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            • #7
              NICE!!!

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              There are 2 types of people in the world...
              Really stupid people who think they are smart
              and
              Really smart people who think they are smart.

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              • #8
                LOL.......I like those eagleshield. At our powwow we put Native North American dancers only and native traders/craftspeople only. So we dont have any wannabees trying to dance around our dance area. Its all indian ;)

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                • #9
                  So, are you going to put on your pilgrim costume before the dance starts???????:devil
                  sigpicDisclaimer: Storyteller and I are friends no matter what our evil twins say on the rhyme thread


                  Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, laying in hospitals, dying of nothing....

                  If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!

                  Four things you can't recover:

                  The stone........after the throw. The word........after it's said.

                  The occasion...........after it's missed. The time.........after it's gone.

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                  • #10
                    this one time @ budd lake powwow me n this creek dude wuz talkin...then some lil white boy came over n asked my bud if he could sign his rabbit fur?? :Chatter ....maybe we really are like the movie stars?? lol...but my bud said no..he didn't know how to write lol..poor kid
                    "would u like to lick the frybread greaze off of my lippz??"

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Miss_Nishnab
                      :Thinking :Thinking :Thinking

                      Yeah... why do non-nish.. always wanna take pics with you???

                      I remember once in Detroit.. this couple asked me if they could snap a pic of me... they were all amazed that we were ndnz. lol... even at the last pow wow... holee... ya shoulda seen the flashes... I felt like movie star.. ayee.. they were asking my sisters and I... "could I take picture with you?"... Then.. 5-6 other people would come along... with their cameras... Meanwhile... I'm tryna check out which grassdancers or fancy dancers were all there.... but these folks weren't lettin' us walk around... :Naughty :Naughty
                      In Scotland the American tourists were getting everyone to take their picture with guys in their kilts..like some novelty act..
                      believe in yourself

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                      • #12
                        :mocking: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:

                        those are good ones.....I'm gonna have to remember those

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by wannabeUrNo1Snag
                          this one time @ budd lake powwow me n this creek dude wuz talkin...then some lil white boy came over n asked my bud if he could sign his rabbit fur?? :Chatter ....maybe we really are like the movie stars?? lol...but my bud said no..he didn't know how to write lol..poor kid
                          OMG, I would've signed it just for laughs!

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                          • #14
                            :Chatter :rofl2:
                            Those are nice.....maybe if i ever get to go home and go to a powwow I will use some of them.
                            Last edited by ladylum714; 09-16-2003, 01:58 PM.
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                            • #15
                              Re: Important!!use This At Your Next Pow Wow On A Whitey!!

                              Originally posted by eagleshield01
                              To A White Person Upon First Meeting:

                              10. How much white are you?

                              9. I'm part white myself, you know.

                              8. I learned all your people's ways in the Boy Scouts.

                              7. My great-great-grandmother was a full-blooded white-Canadian princess.

                              6. Funny, you don't look white.

                              5. Where's your powdered wig and knickers?

                              4. Do you live in a covered wagon?

                              3. What's the meaning behind the square dance?

                              2. What's your feeling about river-boat casinos? Do they really help your people, or are they just a
                              short-term fix?

                              1. Oh wow! I really love your hair! Can I touch it?
                              hehehehe, those were funny I'll be a smart *** and try some of those lines at a powwow sometime

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