April Fools'

[~Journey~]

Tomorrow is the Day!!!

Do you play tricks?

I wonder what is going to happen?

[Mud_Woman]

it is spring break here in southwest Colorado . . . it'll be the kids playing jokes
and boy do i have some get even punches for them if they dare *evil grin*

[xTekno]

I guess I'll play Cheap Trick all day, eh?

[steelemagnolia63]

Whooohoooooo April Fool's day!! Yeah I play tricks :) I am never going to be to old to get into the fun of this day... :)

[cris_neva]

[cris_neva]

[wyo_rose]

I'm just hoping that all my computers still work.

[timmy tiger]

Well, I hope Paul doesn't read or see this.LOL He's a big one, I hear, for doing stuff like that.

My son tries but he can't pull them off, he's not a good liar at all and can't keep a straight face.

[Joe G]

Yeah one year, Paul fuzzied up the site, where it gave you a headache to read it...I'm sure he has some trick up his sleeve!

[~Journey~]

Well, everything looks fine in here today.. no fuzzy screens, or rumors of closing the board...LOL

I'm ready for the tricks... but sometime I am so easy to fool..

I thought I would get wise after all these years..

[Ndnsoldierboy]

I see my s/n is changed...I wasn't ready for that...

[Mud_Woman]

im ready to play a trick . . . well, more like make someone cry . . . but it'll be great

[Mud_Woman]

I FIGURED IT OUT!! . . . Paul thats a good one . . i was like 'huh'??

[Paul G]

I FIGURED IT OUT!! . . . Paul thats a good one . . i was like 'huh'??

Figured what out?

[Mud_Woman]

Defense Attorney:
Will yuo please state yuor age?

Little Old Lady:
I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney:
Will yuo tell us, in yuor own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening,
when a yuong man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney:
Did yuo know him?

Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney:
What happened after he sat down?

Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney:
Did yuo stop him?

Little Old Lady:
No, I didn't stop him.

Defense Attorney:
Why not?

Little Old Lady:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago..

Defense Attorney:
What happened next?

Little Old Lady:
He began to rub my breasts.

Defense Attorney:
Did yuo stop him then?

Little Old Lady:
No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney:
Why not?

Little Old Lady:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney:
What happened next?

Little Old Lady:
Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him
'Take me, yuong man. Take me now!'

Defense Attorney:
Did he take yuo?

Little Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!' And that's when I shot him, the little b*****d.