Story Time!!

[saukpuppet]

okay, i'm going to start a story and as you read this..type add ons...follow me..



It was a hot day in July....I was taking a road trip across America and I saw the weirdest thing..it was...

[Lotus Vox]

Punky hitch hiking buck naked on a deserted road. She tried to flag me down as I...

[Awful_Mnom_Woman]

had no more room on my Peewee Herman bicycle, I had to pass her by. When she saw me drive past, she....

[~danielle~]

she starting chasing me and the pedal broke of my bike........

[bushy_braids]

by that time all the liquor from my basket had broken and spilled

[*sHaRoN*]

thank god there was a liquor store just yard ahead, so............

[BurBz]

Lotus broke out into a Pee-Wee Herman dance then Punky

[Awful_Mnom_Woman]

adjusted my makeup and limbo'ed into the store...

[BurBz]

and bought some lollipops that lotus promised me

[bushy_braids]

"how many licks does it take to get to the center of the????" lil' kim's theme music played in the background

[kneegrow_native]

all the while Punky was still naked, even as she limbo'd....

[lakotajingledancer]

hmmm...

she started putting the lollipops up her nose & then broke into a silly ballet dance....

[eyesrbrown4areason]

and as she danced, she twirled and whirled and ran smack into....

[saukpuppet]

the Fat Ba$tard (from austin powers) and he told her "Get into my belly!!!"...

[bushy_braids]

but not before givin' her the rikishi's "stink face"...