Turning over a new leaf

[Kool Breeze]

In light of the new rules and regulations that have been imposed on the users of powwows.com, I have decided to start a thread to commemorate our now G-rated website. Post your favorite nursery rhyme, or any nursery rhyme for that matter, to show your appreciation for and your cooperation with the always mindful moderators of powwows.com and their willingness to babysit us, keeping our best interest in mind at all times by censoring four letter words and sexual references that we would otherwise not hear or see unless we ventured so far as to turn on the TV or the radio, open up a magazine or newspaper, or even hung out on the playground at the local elementary school with the fifth and sixth graders. I hope the innocence of this thread sets a precedent for all threads that are created from now on.

***** cat, ***** cat, where have you been?
I've been to London to visit the queen

***** cat, ***** cat, what did you there?
I frightened a little mouse under the chair.

[Kool Breeze]

Ok I think we've gone a little too far now. I can't even post a nursery rhyme without it being censored?!?!

[bushy_braids]

thanks for the public announcement... we'll be sure to adhere to such restrictions imposed upon us

*now time for famous quote!*
"DAMN POST NAZI'S!" (NO POSTS FOR YOU FOR TWO WEEKS!)

ahahhahah... check me out! jibbs u have sucha heroine mentality!! :p

[Jammer]

Man Kool Breeze don't worry bout it. Nothing but a few haters up on here, someone just needs to redirect them over to the haters thread. Oh and here are the meanings of the first word in your nursery ryhmes your jammin:

puss(1)Informal, A cat.
puss(2)Slang, The face.
puss-y(1)Informal, A cat.
pus-sy(2)Resembling or containing pus.
pus-sy-cat- A cat.

So now I see that words that aren't even within the dictionary as being inappropriate are no longer allowed to be used in the correct sense within a sentence either? LOL

I'mma go git mah bootz on fo sho!

[redbear]

Re: Turning over a new leaf

Originally posted by Kool Breeze
In light of the new rules and regulations that have been imposed on the users of powwows.com, I have decided to start a thread to commemorate our now G-rated website. Post your favorite nursery rhyme, or any nursery rhyme for that matter, to show your appreciation for and your cooperation with the always mindful moderators of powwows.com and their willingness to babysit us, keeping our best interest in mind at all times by censoring four letter words and sexual references that we would otherwise not hear or see unless we ventured so far as to turn on the TV or the radio, open up a magazine or newspaper, or even hung out on the playground at the local elementary school with the fifth and sixth graders. I hope the innocence of this thread sets a precedent for all threads that are created from now on.

***** cat, ***** cat, where have you been?
I've been to London to visit the queen

***** cat, ***** cat, what did you there?
I frightened a little mouse under the chair.

:rofl2: :rofl2: That is funny s**t!!! Oh my bad.... That is funny poo.

[*sHaRoN*]

[bushy_braids]

Re: Re: Turning over a new leaf

Originally posted by redbear
That is funny s**t!!! Oh my bad.... That is funny poo.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
suddenly censorship has become quite entertaining!

[Pony]

Originally posted by Jammer
Man Kool Breeze don't worry bout it. Nothing but a few haters up on here, someone just needs to redirect them over to the haters thread. Oh and here are the meanings of the first word in your nursery ryhmes your jammin:

puss(1)Informal, A cat.
puss(2)Slang, The face.
puss-y(1)Informal, A cat.
pus-sy(2)Resembling or containing pus.
pus-sy-cat- A cat.

So now I see that words that aren't even within the dictionary as being inappropriate are no longer allowed to be used in the correct sense within a sentence either? LOL

I'mma go git mah bootz on fo sho!

:mrcool:

[Awful_Mnom_Woman]

Re: Re: Re: Turning over a new leaf

Originally posted by bushy_braids
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
suddenly censorship has become quite entertaining!

Yes, the CAT is OUT OF THE BAG...Oops, is that allowed??

[kneegrow_native]

This morning my rooster woke up and said
"****adoodledoo!"

So I woke up to pick some *****willows.

Hickory ****ory dock
three mice ran up the clock
the clock struck one
and killed the other two.

[ndn_butterfly]

Inky pinky ponky
Daddy had a donkey
Donkey died
daddy cried
inky pinky ponky:D :Chatter

[kneegrow_native]

Originally posted by ndn_butterfly
Inky pinky ponky
Daddy had a donkey
Donkey died
daddy cried
inky pinky ponky:D :Chatter

Why is this rhyme so dang funny to me. Cracked me up:Chatter

[WolfTears]

how come I dont get it ...let me call one of my grand kids to they can translate ...
Any who I thought it was up to the moderator to dump threads that were deemed not suitable ...how come now the job is all important an all like that ?
If ppl were doing something wrong before hey should have told them then ..not 3 years later ...anyway ..
Sorry cant think of any nursery things my kids are long grown up an so are the grand kids ..I wait for there visits so they can catch me up on the here an now slangs an stuff ...
I think I might go back to bed ...

[redbear]

Originally posted by kneegrow_native
Why is this rhyme so dang funny to me. Cracked me up:Chatter

Ya know for some strange reason, I found that hysterical myself! :Chatter :Chatter

[ndn_butterfly]

Cuz its awesome:D lol..I remember singin that every so often when I was a kid..dumb rhyme but it kicks..um bum:p