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  • Rat Listens to Wang. Injures Self.

    I was in the gym today squatting far more weight than anyone with a shred of common sense should. On my fourth set, I'm nearly at the point where my muscles don't really respond anymore when I suddenly notice that my spotter isn't behind me. A second later, he says: "Christ she's hot."

    Now, anyone who isn't a dumba$$ would think to himself "there's a hot girl back there somewhere, but I have a bar on my back that weighs twice as much as I do. Finish your squat, put the bar down, and behold the hot girl in a few seconds."

    That is not what happened.

    What happened is this: My wang hijacked my brain like the Taliban. At the bottom of the squat, I try to turn around to see the hot girl. Hilarity ensued. The bar smashes against the side of the power rack, making a HORRIBLE noise. The force of the collision causes me, for reasons unknown, to try to recover by shifiting all my weight onto one foot. Down I go. Onto the floor. Hard. Where was my spotter, you ask? I'll beat the answer out of him after my newly strained left quad recovers.

    Just for the record, the chick was pretty damn hot.
    This is the worst signature ever.

  • #2
    As long as you don't listen to self and injure wang.;)
    ...it is what it is...

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    • #3
      :clap:
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      Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, laying in hospitals, dying of nothing....

      If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!

      Four things you can't recover:

      The stone........after the throw. The word........after it's said.

      The occasion...........after it's missed. The time.........after it's gone.

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      • #4
        "smooth operator"
        "i don't like to walk fast man - i like to strut!"

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        • #5
          just proves how much the other head is in charge:good&evil :mrcool:
          WHEN FACED WITH A CHALLENGE, LOOK FOR A WAY NOT A WAY OUT.
          Death: The pain passes but the beauty remains.

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          • #6
            dayemmmm Rat !:Frog

            mebbe you should have left Mr. Wang at home...
            believe in yourself

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            • #7
              :40:
              WHEN FACED WITH A CHALLENGE, LOOK FOR A WAY NOT A WAY OUT.
              Death: The pain passes but the beauty remains.

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              • #8
                POOOOR RAT!! Hope your leg recovers soon so you can give that spotter a swift kick in the you know whos!

                As for the "HOT CHICK" if that was me & made some fella loose all control, cause a commotion & an injury, i'd have to turn around & walk out cuz my work would be DONE!
                *BE EASY*

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                • #9
                  :21: did ya learn anything ....LOL sorry bout the pain ....
                  Better known an loved as Men~Nie Turtles !
                  Life is what you make it. Becareful what you give . You just might get it back!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by buckskin pantyhose
                    POOOOR RAT!! Hope your leg recovers soon so you can give that spotter a swift kick in the you know whos!

                    As for the "HOT CHICK" if that was me & made some fella loose all control, cause a commotion & an injury, i'd have to turn around & walk out cuz my work would be DONE!
                    YEAH:39:
                    believe in yourself

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Pony
                      dayemmmm Rat !:Frog

                      mebbe you should have left Mr. Wang at home...
                      Yea, I'm putting "The Old Fella" on suspension for about a week.
                      This is the worst signature ever.

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                      • #12
                        :D LOL
                        Better known an loved as Men~Nie Turtles !
                        Life is what you make it. Becareful what you give . You just might get it back!

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                        • #13
                          Genius, Rat, pure genius.
                          Mad Scientists Union Local 42
                          Evil Geniuses For a Better Tomorrow

                          The secret of my succes is 30% natural talent, 10% inspiration, and the remaining 60% is just the fact that I am nucking futs.

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                          • #14
                            if you were real smooth rat you should have asked the hot chick to kiss your boo boo.....;p
                            Watch your broken dreams...
                            Dance in and out of the beams of a neon moon

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                            • #15
                              Okay, okay, which was the rat and which was the wang. Dude, why you squatting now for, do you know its holiday time. You're supposed to be eating and then making a new year's resolution to train and live healthier after the new year. Hope your leg heals though. Did you at least get a smile or a phone number for all of your tremendous suffering.

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