JD's Excellent Adventure!!!

[yaahl]

My daughter made grits n scrambled eggs, bacon and toast. Hold the cheese for me. My son n his girlfriend spent the night with me so I wasn't lonely cuz my daughter kicked me to the timeshare. We're headed to NC in a couple of hours. Tomorrow night is clubbing night. Headed out with the kids to partay!!!! Good thing I brought my dancing shoes!

You go, Old Man!!!

Did you remember to pack the super-sized tube of bengay for afterwards?

[Joe's Dad]

My daughter made grits n scrambled eggs, bacon and toast. Hold the cheese for me. My son n his girlfriend spent the night with me so I wasn't lonely cuz my daughter kicked me to the timeshare. We're headed to NC in a couple of hours. Tomorrow night is clubbing night. Headed out with the kids to partay!!!! Good thing I brought my dancing shoes!

You go, Old Man!!!

[Joe's Dad]

And I've seen the tail in different places!!!

[Joe's Dad]

Don't know if they're mail order. I didn't check their a$$ for a stamp!!!

[xTekno]

I haven't lost anything in Ga. And if I'm gonna ride a dragon's tail...I'd go to Illinois!!!

I'm headed between NC n SC right now. I did find some cute Russians over here. Want one?

Don't know exactly where the tail is, but I hear it's a ride to do.

Are they mail-order type or are they just rushing??

[Joe's Dad]

JD, if you're swinging through AZ, let me follow you as far as GA, eh?

Heard about this awesome place there and I want to Ride the Dragon's Tail!!

I haven't lost anything in Ga. And if I'm gonna ride a dragon's tail...I'd go to Illinois!!!

I'm headed between NC n SC right now. I did find some cute Russians over here. Want one?

[xTekno]

JD, if you're swinging through AZ, let me follow you as far as GA, eh?

Heard about this awesome place there and I want to Ride the Dragon's Tail!!

[Eagle Plumes]

I'm not sure, Plumesicle. I think they're ready to get rid of me. They got me a motel room last!

Did you forget to pack your beano?

[Joe's Dad]

I'm not sure, Plumesicle. I think they're ready to get rid of me. They got me a motel room last!

[Eagle Plumes]

JD your such a awesome guy im so happy to hear your enjoying your time with your family.

[comadre]

Well I'm goin to go burn some daylight myself. So good night Mr Sunshine.

[Joe's Dad]

A FEW HOURS???? We're burning daylight, young'un! hahhaaaa

[comadre]

I like that girl. You should wait a few hours and then make that breakfast for her.

[Joe's Dad]

Not too much. She's still in her room talking bout..."Go to sleep, Daddy!"

Yeah, right!

[comadre]

I'm tryna talk her into making bacon and refried bean burritos! I can hear her running her mouth in the other room. She's telling me a fishing story.

Let me guess. Is she sayin .......if ya want bacon and refried bean burritos for breakfast go make it yourself!or does she miss ya just enough to make it for ya?