JD's Excellent Adventure!!!

[comadre]

I'm a H.A.M.!

H.A.M.=
Horribly Aged Man?
Horny and Mean?
Honestly Annoying Male?

anyone have any more ideas?

[yaahl]

H.A.M.=
Horribly Aged Man?
Horny and Mean?
Honestly Annoying Male?

anyone have any more ideas?

Hard Arsed Mofo

[trouble]

hot A$$ mess?????

[comadre]

[Joe's Dad]

hot A$$ mess?????

You southern gals got some weird zzz sayings! LOL

My daughter called me that after I flirted with every waitress at every restaurant we went to! hahaaa

Got to bed at 3 this morning. Getteimg ready to head out again.

P.S. My y'alls just don't sound right!

[trouble]

You southern gals got some weird zzz sayings! LOL
My daughter called me that after I flirted with every waitress at every restaurant we went to! hahaaa

Hopefully she's teaching you a thing or two then!!!

Got to bed at 3 this morning.

UH-OH...DO WE EVEN WANT TO ASK???

P.S. My y'alls just don't sound right!

YOU MAY BE PUTTING THE EMPHASIS ON THE WRONG SYLLABLE....PRACTISE SAYING DUH HOG...DUH HOG....DUH HOG....THAT'S HOW YOU SAY DOG...THEN PRACTISE...YUH ALL...YUH ALL....YUH ALL......THAT'S YA'LL.....JUST SLIDE THEM TOGETHER REAL EASY LIKE AND YOU'VE GOT A SOUTHERN DRAWL.....AND REMEMBER TO SPEAK SL-O-W-LY...UNLESS WE GET MAD...THEN YOU WON'T UNDERSTAND A DANG THANG WE SAY.....LOL!!

[Joe's Dad]

I was told to say TAR HILLS...TAR HILLS.

I said are u crazeee? I'm an ABC fan.

Anybody But Carolina!!!

That TAR is not to be confused with the TAR ur cars rolls on!

[trouble]

i was told to say tar hills...tar hills.

no no no no , this will not do....say....gooooo daaaawwwgggssss....

that tar is not to be confused with the tar ur cars rolls on!

^giggle^

[subeeds]

You southern gals got some weird zzz sayings! LOL

My daughter called me that after I flirted with every waitress at every restaurant we went to! hahaaa

Got to bed at 3 this morning. Getteimg ready to head out again.

P.S. My y'alls just don't sound right!

Try "yawl". That might work.
JD, here's another saying for you. "Your dice are a few spots short". :) Glad you are having fun.

[Joe's Dad]

I reckon! LOL

My son wants to go fishing on a different river today. Im waiting for his alarm to go off.

[subeeds]

You're going fishing and you haven't left yet????? It's gonna be daylight in an hour! LOL! Try some of that Hillbilly Handfishin' while your out. I wanna know how that goes. ROFL!!I would not blindly reach my hand into a hole that could possibly contain a gator, a moccasin/cottonmouth or a snapping turtle. You aren't that craxy are ya, JD?

[trouble]

noodlin?.....


that's some kind of red nekkid right thar babay............

LOL!!!!

[wyo_rose]

Good luck fishing, JD!

[pigheaded]

Brink mee's bacsum swordfeesh, aight?

[Joe's Dad]

so we went fishing in tidewater. Time is not important. U fish the falling tide. I fished these rivers 20 years when I lived out here and never had an accident. Two fishing with my son amd he knocks me out the boat and INTO THE RIVER!!! our fishing was done for the day. Good times!!! hahaaaa