Things you don't need to say to a Canadian Customs Agent.

[SmokeEater]

"I'm here to meet some people I met at a summer camp in Afghanistan."

"Not only can I get my Vicodin easier up here, but I can get Canadian Hash 30% cheaper than I could from the dealers back home."

"I.D?? You don't need to see my Identification. These aren't the droids you are looking for."

"I'm here to evangalize the Gospel of Jesus to the heathen of this land... REPENT SINNER!!!"

"Take me to your leader."

"No I didn't bring any fruits or vegetables, just some grass."

"By the way, whats the legal age of consent?"

"You know this chick by the name of Jibby?" - That landed me a full-body cavity search. If you do say this, I would highly suggest that you request non-latex powdered gloves.

[Crow_hunny_420]

haha ha too crazy Smokie :p



:rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:

[wyo_rose]

[VIP4life]

what the heck?

oops was i suppose to declare my codine, it's only a case of them.:Thinking :3: :34:

[Grits & Beans]

lol......

[Nigig]

How bout

Never mind the muffled screams in the trunk.

[Blackbear]

My brother loves giving the guys on the rainbow bridge in niagara a hard time.. tells him the reason he is there is to visit Ca-nay-dia to see them Can-an-dee-ans and when they ask him where he is from he says... North America LOL! You can see the irritation on their faces but they still laugh.

[CISCO GEEK]

"I'm here to meet some people I met at a summer camp in Afghanistan."

"Not only can I get my Vicodin easier up here, but I can get Canadian Hash 30% cheaper than I could from the dealers back home."

"I.D?? You don't need to see my Identification. These aren't the droids you are looking for."

"I'm here to evangalize the Gospel of Jesus to the heathen of this land... REPENT SINNER!!!"

"Take me to your leader."

"No I didn't bring any fruits or vegetables, just some grass."

"By the way, whats the legal age of consent?"

"You know this chick by the name of Jibby?" - That landed me a full-body cavity search. If you do say this, I would highly suggest that you request non-latex powdered gloves.

*lmao*

[nt_inuk]

How's about for US Custom's Officer ...

lmebo ... goot one smoke eater! :)

When there's a US vehicle and US person driving a Canadian grl across the border AND the driver says, "Yup! We're gonna git married".

NOW

THAT was entertaining and detaining for a loooooong time.

[Joe G]

Island Vacation! Da Hard Way!!!!!

The first time I went to Walpole Island Ont, it was by ferry boat from Algonac (years ago..before 9/11)....and I didn't realize that the island is connected by bridge on the eastern side towards Wallaceburg..I thought it was a true island...and the ferrys were the only way on/off.
So anyways...I get on the ferry, get across, and the lady says: 'where are you going' and I reply Hong Kong, where else? doesn't this boat go there?
Well, having very little sense of humor, she wasn't amused a bit...and made me show numerous ID's all the while giving me a look usually reserved for road kills! After quite a while,and numerous checks, she let me go...but thought I heard her mumblin about smart a** Americans!
Ever since, I keep all smart remarks quiet at border crossings! turned out to be a good trip and PW, tho!
Colonah

[p_town_mami]

Right after 9-11

I mean this was literally like 4 weeks after 9-11...I was coming back home from somewhere...and I was with a friend and her two teenage boys. They were asleep in the back when we pulled up, the agents asked us to wake up the boys...only one would wake up. The agent asked who it was and the other boy says "It's Osama bin Laden" holay shyt talk about drama....

[Kiwehnzii]

"All I got to declare is some coke. It's in the trunk."

[Singing Otter]

LMFAO Smoke u ain't right

[nt_inuk]

Ever since, I keep all smart remarks quiet at border crossings! turned out to be a good trip and PW, tho! Colonah

lmebo
I will NVR drive across the border in to the states, with a "smart a**" driver ... lol ... nope ... never ... nah huh ... i flew home, that's what that taught me ... lol