Sausquatch?

[jayBvelumptuous]

I know I got stories about this one, bigfoot is out there and there is proof. My elders told me that sasquatch is a spirit and he brings bad omens and it is bad luck to see them. They are like bears and are hard to find. You know a bear won't let you see them unless they want you to.

My cousin's husband named Michael had told us that about five years ago there were sasquatch in his back yard, they had went clamming earlier that day and left their clams in the back yard, you can only open clams by boiling them so they were safe. Well when they went to check on the clams to make them for dinner they were gone! They had been cracked open and eaten like sunflower seeds! Plus there was a nest of three in the back yard not to far from the shells, their grass was about four feet tall and that is some serious rez grass, there were three large imprints of bodies that smelled like dead seals. They pushed the grass to make beds, funny huh. There is a law against shooting a sasquatch.

[MarthaFlysWithEagles]

well how do you know if you're seeing a sausquatch or a bear??;)

[saukpuppet]

he will have clam juice on his lip

[alamosaurus]

Sasquatch = surviving Gigantopithecus, a giant ape related to
the Orang-Utan that supposedly became extinct about 500,000
years ago? If the Sasquatch exists, obviously it didn't.

[superndngyrl]

Originally posted by alamosaurus
Sasquatch = surviving Gigantopithecus, a giant ape related to
the Orang-Utan that supposedly became extinct about 500,000
years ago? If the Sasquatch exists, obviously it didn't.

did u say UTE? :42:

[Smeshigaud]

Originally posted by superndngyrl
did u say UTE? :42:

*ROFLMAO*

[wyo_rose]

Originally posted by superndngyrl
did u say UTE? :42:

[jayBvelumptuous]

bear I think not

Originally posted by MarthaFlysWithEagles
well how do you know if you're seeing a sausquatch or a bear??;)

A bear doesn't have shoulders like a sasquatch, sasquatch also has longer arms like apes or gorilla's you can always see a bears ears and long nose unlike the sasquatch flat face. Plus bears have a fat booty like teletubbies, sasquatch like ndn's lack a$$. LMAO:taunting:

[eveningmist_18]

there was something about one being in my rez a few year ago in someones back yard....had tourists (i guess you could call it that) and shebang....lol but for realz folks.......

[MissGolightly]

Originally posted by straightdancerinaz
Maybe it's Australopithecus! AYE!

:p


....dang, I love this old ape theory stuff!!!!!

GO BIGFOOT!!!!!!!! lol

Well, technolocially yes, because the phylogency of Hominoidea includes the Australopithecines, but it's supposedly Gigantopithecus or an evolved species of the gigantopithecus.

Woohoo, just covered the lovely ape theory stuff last week.

[Gold_toothed_dancer]

I feel like softskwash after a good indian feed:D

[cdn_cree_wmn]

This Sasquatch is hungry.....

Anyone got a spare cow I can devour?

:freddy:

[theepowwowchic49]

p my pants

Originally posted by Gold_toothed_dancer
I feel like softskwash after a good indian feed:D

good play on words gold-toothed-dancer

[superndngyrl]

Originally posted by MissGolightly
Well, technolocially yes, because the phylogency of Hominoidea includes the Australopithecines, but it's supposedly Gigantopithecus or an evolved species of the gigantopithecus.

Woohoo, just covered the lovely ape theory stuff last week.

u know i was believing you until u said technolocially.

u mean technoliciously? or technolickly? :Chatter

[Kiwehnzii]

Supercalindinfragilisticgurliepethicus:)