Get'em out of me now!

[MishkomekinaakIkwe]

AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh HELP ME PLEASE!

I'm sick of being pregnant... how do I get'em out! Tried bumpy rez back roads, haunted house, gym 2 times a day..... kid just won't come out!!!!!

Give me everything you got... myths, legends, old wives tales, old men's tales,......... ANYTHING PLEASE.......
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[Mato Winyan]

How far you overdue?

With my first I remember I went to the drugstore.. huge belly out front..looked like I had a shopping cart under my shirt. Well there was a daughter and mother that just came from the hospital visiting their sister/daughter that had just given birth. They said oh look someone else is close. They then asked me.. "so when are you due?" I gave them a look and said... "NINE days ago!!" They looked at each other and then at me and said "Ohhhhhhh". Well my little angel came out at 14 days overdue by c-section. If they hadn't done that I swear I would still be pregnant.

Anyway.. my point is.. don't really worry...I tried the backroad trips over the hills and etc.. nothing rushed her. Cherish this time and make things ready. This is the last few moments that it will be just you and your little one. No one else can share it! ;)

[Blackbear]

BEG IT!!! LOL!!! Man them kids just won't come out until THEY are ready!!

[MishkomekinaakIkwe]

2 days 2 long! Braxton hicks is all I've managed! I feel like throwing a tantrum sometimes...... you ever get like that? I feel like I'll never get my body back!
:(

[ojibwaysweetie]

Mishko...nagaatch! Anishnabe ikwewak believe the baby will come during full or new moon time. This week is the full moon. It will happen soon. But I know how you feel. Those last few days are spent being uncomfie and seems forever. Put out your asemma and ask that everything go smoothly. Do up a little sage and smudge, it'll do you really good :). Hang in there and soon that little bundle of anishnabe joy will be in your arms. *excited for you* :D

[*Kwe_Zee*]

Hot washcloths over your doodoos. It works!!!:Chatter

[MishkomekinaakIkwe]

I think my pelvis is going to shatter....... I don't think it can do that? hmmmm..... dialated to 1 cm as of last Monday, got another dr apt tomorrow so we'll see what the gym and back roads have done this week! Hmmm... heading outside ojibwesweetie with my asema in hand..... gona smudge house when I get back in.....labor sounds sooooo good but soooo scary, but I can't WAIT!

:Frog BRING THE PAIN! :Frog

[MishkomekinaakIkwe]

funny you say that! Someone yesterday told me to play with my doodoos too! All that stimulation supposed to do sumfin? Cides leave me leakin all over muhself?:p

[ojibwaysweetie]

Originally posted by ~*ReZeBel*~
Hot washcloths over your doodoos. It works!!!:Chatter

*LOL*...I bet mishko has got chidoodooshaak too, eh!

[ojibwaysweetie]

might have to use big bath towels.

[MishkomekinaakIkwe]

oh dear... what happend to this thread?
:Blush

[ndn_butterfly]

might have to use big bath towels

:rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:
When my sis was overdue
My mom bought her Orange Juice and Castor Oil..and mixed em together..My sis was pretty grossed out
So she drank all her orange juice up before my mom could make the mix..
I think it worked tho cuz she went into labour that day:)

[*Kwe_Zee*]

Yeh it does work! that's what they did to me at the hospital to help me dilate a lil' faster. :Chatter Oh and getting on all fours is supposed to help open ya up too.:Chatter Or just having a lil nasty action will help too.:Chatter

[MishkomekinaakIkwe]

oh geezh...... nasty action? Ladies I can't remember how I got pregnant! (yeah it's been that long!) All fours... yeah cleaned the kitchen floor 2 nights ago on my hands and knees... all I got to show for that is my ol knees hurtin!

Orange juice? See ya.... out the door with food stamps in hand....
:3:

[*Kwe_Zee*]

It's a bit tricky, when I was trying to hold labor off.. I got on all fours cuz I was able to strecth my lower back out, which felt like heaven LOL... And THEN the nurse told me I shouldn't do that cuz it's one of those magical moves that encourages you to dilate Figures I'd be doin something like that. Then when they was trying to bring it on, they kept throwing warm/hot towels on top of me cuz it was stimulating. LOL... they told my sister's husband to play her with nipples LMAO:Chatter my sista was in so much pain she was just:Yell , he didn't dare touch her. I dont' know about drinking anything but I know those two do work. And I've heard about if you can have a orgasm that it will help ya dilate too. Throw ya right into labor. LOL.. Now I DID hear of that working.:Chatter