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  • Wannabes need not apply...

    Alright yall, let's see just how rezzed out you are:


    1. You've ever used a piece of mail for a dustpan. (5 points)

    2. If you've ever run a race barefoot in the middle of the street. (10 points)

    3. You had a candy lady in your neighborhood. (5 points, +5 if your house was the candy lady)

    4. If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt. (3 points for each)

    5. If you have ever had to walk to school or walked home from school. (2 points)

    6. If you have ever used dishwashing liquid for bubble bath. (5 points)

    7. If you ever mixed kool-Aid one glass at a time because you got tired of other people drinking up the Kool-Aid you just made. (5 points)

    8. If you have ever played any of the following games: hide and go seek, freeze tag, momma may I? or red light/green light. (2 points each)

    9. If your neighborhood had an ice cream man. (2 points +2 if he rang a bell)

    10. If you refer to "Now and Later" candies as "Nighladers." (5 points)

    11. If you ever run from the police on foot. (5 points +5 more if you got away)

    12. If you ever had reusable bacon grease in a container on your stove. (5 points +15 points if you still do it)

    13. The batteries in your remote control ever been held in by a piece of tape. (5 points)

    14. If you have ever worn any of the following fragrances: Brute, Hai Karate, Jean Nate, Old Spice, Chole, English Leather, Stetson, Charlie, or Faberge'. (1 point each)

    15. If you've ever used tussy. (5 points)

    16. If you've never been to the dentist. (15 points)

    17. If you have a friend or family member whose nickname is one word said twice: Dee-Dee, Fee-Fee, Man-Man, Kay-Kay, Lee-Lee, Ree-Ree, Ray-Ray, Nay-Nay, etc. (10 points)

    18. If you have ever paged yourself for any reason. (3 points)

    19. If you've ever worn house shoes outside of the house. (2 points)

    20. You add "ED" or "T" to the end of words already in the past tense

    (for example, tooked, ated, killeded, wreckeded, etc.). (5 points)

    21. You use "n'em" to describe a certain group of people (for example Craig n'em or Mom n'em). (5 points)

    22. You've ever driven on a donut for more than 2 weeks after your flat. (5 points)

    23. Your child drops his/her pacifier and you sanitize it by sucking it. (10 points)

    24. You have ever slept in a chair to avoid messing up your hair. (10 points)

    25. You've ever left a social gathering with a plate. (2 points)

    26. You can't hold a glass because of the length of your nails.(5 points)

    27. The gold teeth in your mouth spell words. (10 points)

    28. You don't have your own place but your child has a leather coat and a pair of Jordan's(15 points)

    29. You constantly hit *69 and ask, "Did you just call here?" (10 points)

    30. You think Tupac is still alive. (20 points)

    31. You used a towel on the floor to iron on. (5 points)

    32. You used Vaseline to shine your shoes. (5 points)

    33. You use a blanket as a curtain (5 points)

    34. Your idea of a romantic night out is cruzin the back roads of the rez with your girlfriend (5 points)

    35. every time the bingo caller calls 0 69 you nudge your wife (2 points)

    36. If you ever wore two gloves while playing golf (10 points)





    Score chart:

    0-40 - Either you are not native or you are lying.



    41-80 - Why do you still have to lie?



    81-90 - Okay, you're semi-rezzy



    91+ - STRAIGHT REZ, BROUGHT FROM THE RESERVE, YOU HAD A HARD KNOCK LIFE.
    Got percap?

  • #2
    I didn't even have to add 'em up. I woulda been sittin' here all day trying to add that high.

    All rezzed out for sure, innit?

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    • #3
      Dag, I'm rezzed and didn't even live on one :D .
      Through the good times and bad times, always pray.

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      • #4
        My sister sent me this last night! She got a 68 (she's still in denial) and I got 84 - Semi-rezzy!

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        • #5
          im a freak i didnt even score 20 points..... and i live in the middle of the biggest rez
          thanks dad for showing me the way, teaching me the language, and not leaving my mother...*L*

          *RoUg3 MoD sTaTuS*

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          • #6
            I got 52

            umm, I'm not lying!! :Chatter
            Hockey is soul food.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Singing Eagle
              My sister sent me this last night! She got a 68 (she's still in denial) and I got 84 - Semi-rezzy!
              Stop it SE! You know you got more'n 84.
              I got 155 and I was being conservative with my answers.

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              • #8
                Honest Ki - it was only 84!

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                • #9
                  LMAO :rofl2:

                  omg this was hilariously true! i seriously got over 100

                  and i grew up the city my ENTIRE life.....good ol ndn rez qualities still in my house i guess
                  ~*~¤(¯`·._» >The Prettiest People do the Ugliest things <«_.·´¯)¤ ~*~

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by ~*~ShanLyn~*~
                    LMAO :rofl2:

                    omg this was hilariously true! i seriously got over 100

                    and i grew up the city my ENTIRE life.....good ol ndn rez qualities still in my house i guess
                    Like they say, you can take the girl out the rez, but you can't take the rez out the girl.
                    Got percap?

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                    • #11
                      I stopped adding after 95.

                      My bro and I were laughing so hard, cuz many off this stuff we are sooo guilty of.

                      When I go out with friends after midnight, we all go to the coffee shop in our slippers. Everyone thinks we're nuts...lol

                      When we are outta bubble bath my 3 year old ALWAYS goes for the dish liquid.

                      Kool Aid: You mean I am supposed to mix a whole batch???!!!

                      I don't think we have a backing to anything anymore...lol...packing tape always holds the batteries in...lol


                      This was great!!! Made my brother and I laugh for a change. Thanks!
                      When you turn your back on me, don't expect me to care what you think!!

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                      • #12
                        I got 131. But I sorta kinda lied on one:

                        "35. every time the bingo caller calls 0 69 you nudge your wife (2 points)"

                        Everytime I hear O69, I nudge the bingo caller :Chatter
                        Got percap?

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                        • #13
                          I lost count after 80, and you know I didn't grow up on a rez, but I didn't have to lie either! Brought back alot of growing up memories, and alot of things I teach my daughter now!:)
                          Your Heart Shows by how Your Words and Actions Affect Others.

                          Nah I ain't NO WANNABE! I don't gotta wannabe when people wannabe like me!

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                          • #14
                            I got a 141. Does rez life apply to us country folks? Alot of these questions applied to me growing up in the country. I was beginning to think I was weird .
                            Through the good times and bad times, always pray.

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                            • #15
                              I got a 73:Chatter
                              ...nothing beats racing down the rez roads with no shoes or socks..especially the road into my late grannys house...we always had "bannock feet":Chatter :rofl2::rofl2:
                              (¯`·._)Ït §M꣣$ £¡kë ®åíñßÕw§ (¯`·._)

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