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    Things that make you go hmmmm......

    1) Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

    2) Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp that no decent human being would eat?

    (3) Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

    (4) If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

    (5) Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

    (6) If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

    (7) Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

    (8) Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

    (9) Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

    (10) What do you call male ballerinas?

    (11) Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??

    (12) Why are Trix only for kids?

    (13) If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

    (14) Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?

    (15) If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

    (16) If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

    (17) If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?

    (18) Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

    (19) If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

    (20) Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

    (21) Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep have the same tune?

    (22) Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

    (23) Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

    (24) Why is "abbreviation" such a big word?

    (25 ) What is another word for "Thesaurus"?

    (26 ) If airplanes are so safe then why do they leave from "terminals"?

    And... just an afterthought... when you read #21, why did you run through all three songs real quick to make sure.
    :indian2: MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL, JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME IM FINE:muscles:

    " say what I feel, I say what I think, I say what you do not like, Yet for some reason what I say is somewhat correct" Chief Big Beef 1999

  • #2
    *laffin like a moron*

    heh heh.....thats messed up.... I really did run through them stupid songs.....
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    • #3
      Busted, same here I sang those lil songs in my head too :Chatter

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      • #4
        I know right?! I went through the songs too-I just had to check real quick like to make sure...ahhh!:p
        If you should suck my soul, I should lick your funky emotions. Nothing's good unless you play with it, play with me baby.

        Did you just see what god did to us man?

        If Barbie is so popular why do have to buy her friends?

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        • #5
          "2) Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp that no decent human being would eat?"

          I've heard most of the other ones before, but this one really made me laugh.

          For the life of me, I can't think of one good reason why there is a setting like that.

          LOL
          If'n you ain't the granddaddy of all liars. The little critters of nature they don't know that they're ugly. That's very funny! A fly marrying a bumblebee. I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't believe me. Why didn't you believe me?

          -Stinky Wizzleteats, genius

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          • #6
            :rofl2:..I sang those damn tunes too:rofl2:
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            • #7
              LMAOROTF! thanks for starting my day with a good laugh. the two that really got me were baby oil and the gilligans island oh and the telling time one. what a riot! cougie
              it takes few words to tell the truth and a lot of them to tell a lie..

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              • #8
                I try my best,lol...what are some other things that make is go HMmmmmmm.....Like...


                If we were suppose to come from Monkeys why are there still monkeys?
                :indian2: MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL, JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME IM FINE:muscles:

                " say what I feel, I say what I think, I say what you do not like, Yet for some reason what I say is somewhat correct" Chief Big Beef 1999

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                • #9
                  the english language has always made me go hmmm?
                  for example if you have more than one goose you have geese
                  but if you have more than one moose its not meese.
                  the english language has alot of those. it really is a very ugly language. cougie
                  it takes few words to tell the truth and a lot of them to tell a lie..

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                  • #10
                    I wish I had time to ponder all those, but this koko only has a short time left compared to you guys so when you figure it all out, lemme know...lol

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                    • #11
                      not true

                      all my freezers have lights....
                      Oh yeah, I used to know Quentin...He's a real...He's a real Jerky

                      ~Flat Beat~

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                      • #12
                        Re: not true

                        Originally posted by Emmy
                        all my freezers have lights....
                        must be nice
                        :indian2: MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL, JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME IM FINE:muscles:

                        " say what I feel, I say what I think, I say what you do not like, Yet for some reason what I say is somewhat correct" Chief Big Beef 1999

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                        • #13
                          ok.. i have two...

                          1. T8
                          2. Squishy..


                          *LMAO* you guys all know! :p
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                          • #14
                            Things that make you go Hmmmm...

                            1) Why your "friends" ask you out on a date, though they know you are going steady with someone else.

                            2) Why the cute guys/girls are more intrested in someone not as cute?
                            Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true!!!

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                            • #15
                              LMAO too funny... "(7) Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? "
                              LMAO

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