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    This would seem not really all that relevant to us today until you get to #14. Then chills go down the spine.

    Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton:

    I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am sending my "Thank you" for what you have done, specifically:

    1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey and Juanita Broderick. Did I leave anyone out?

    2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really planned to wait until they were older to discuss it with them, but now they know more about it than I did as a senior in college.

    3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place (especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to know is what the meaning of "is" is. It really is great to know that certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the other one involved does NOT have sex.

    4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie, "Wag the Dog" could be plausible after all.

    5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look moral.

    6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying about Democratic campaign fund raising.

    7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonments from the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.

    8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much of our foreign policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations" carefully disguised as necessary trips.

    9. Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars--- I really didn't need it in the first place, and I can't think of a more well deserving group of recipients for my hard-earned dollar than jet fuel for all of your globe-trotting. I understand you, your family and your cronies have logged in more time aboard Air Force One than any other administration.

    10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons of convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have them rejoin society.

    11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I'm sure that Laura Bush didn't like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming gifts you've received from your "friends."

    12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House for vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I also appreciate removing all of that excess weight (China, silverware, linen, towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc) out of Air Force 1. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less tax dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!

    13. And, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar advance for her upcoming "tell-all" book and you, Bill, the $10 million advance for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay?

    14. The last and most important point - thank you for forcing Israel to let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree to release so-called
    "political prisoners". However, the Israelis would not release any with blood on their hands. The American President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren christopher, "insisted" that all prisoners be released. Thus
    Mohammed Atta was freed and eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade Center. This was reported by many of the American TV networks at the time that the terrorists were first identified. It was censored in
    the US from all later reports. Why shouldn't Americans know the real truth?

    What a guy!! If you agree that the American public must be made aware of these facts, pass this on.

    God bless America and THANK YOU (once again) for spending my taxes so wisely and frugally.

    SINCERELY,

    A US Citizen


    PS. Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for inventing the Internet, without which I would not be able to send this wonderful factual e-mail.

    AND THE REST OF THE STORY

    Hillary Rodham Clinton, as a New York State Senator, now comes under the "Congressional Retirement and Staffing Plan," which means that even if she never gets reelected, she STILL receives her Congressional salary until she dies.

    (Would it not be nice if all Americans were pension eligible after only 4 years?)

    If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. He is already getting his Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillary outlives Bill, she also gets HIS salary until she dies.

    Guess who pays for that? WE DO!

    It's common knowledge that in order for her to establish NY residency they purchased a million dollar-plus house in upscale Chappaqua, New York.

    Makes sense.

    They are entitled to Secret Service protection for life.

    Still makes sense.

    Here is where it becomes interesting.

    Their mortgage payments hover at around $10,000 per month. BUT, an extra residence HAD to be built within the acreage to house the Secret Service agents.

    The Clintons charge the Federal government $10,000 monthly rent for the use of that extra residence, which is just about equal to their mortgage payment. This means that we, the taxpayers, are paying the Clinton's salary, mortgage, transportation,
    safety and security, as well as the salaries for their 12 man staff-and, this is all perfectly legal!

    When she runs for President, will you vote for her?
    Ezaasakwaadek-bkwezhigan ndaa miijin

    ~Though I wear a shirt and tie
    I'm still part red man deep inside!~
    <Paul Revere and the Raiders>

    A very wise old Chief (Archie Mosay) once said to listen carefully when a White man tells you specifically that he won't do this or that, because more often than not he is telling you EXACTLY what he IS about to do.

  • #2
    Whoa...#14...:JawDrop
    yeah, yeah, yeah...

    ...never underestimate the power of stupid people in groups...

    If quizzes are "quizical"...What are tests?

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    • #3
      Shall we give the Independents a crack at it.....:Idea
      "Those who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those doing it."

      ~ Ah nech me hewet ~ :49:

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      • #4
        sure, why the haell not... who knows, they actually may do something productive, instead of destructive!!
        Ezaasakwaadek-bkwezhigan ndaa miijin

        ~Though I wear a shirt and tie
        I'm still part red man deep inside!~
        <Paul Revere and the Raiders>

        A very wise old Chief (Archie Mosay) once said to listen carefully when a White man tells you specifically that he won't do this or that, because more often than not he is telling you EXACTLY what he IS about to do.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by ron red eagle
          sure, why the haell not... who knows, they actually may do something productive, instead of destructive!!
          ~~~~~*~~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~~~*

          I hear that!....Inclusiveness!!...LOL!
          "Those who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those doing it."

          ~ Ah nech me hewet ~ :49:

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          • #6
            Yup :D :D :Chatter
            Ezaasakwaadek-bkwezhigan ndaa miijin

            ~Though I wear a shirt and tie
            I'm still part red man deep inside!~
            <Paul Revere and the Raiders>

            A very wise old Chief (Archie Mosay) once said to listen carefully when a White man tells you specifically that he won't do this or that, because more often than not he is telling you EXACTLY what he IS about to do.

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            • #7
              Re: thanks to Bill &amp; Hillary

              Originally posted by ron red eagle
              This would seem not really all that relevant to us today until you get to #14. Then chills go down the spine.

              I would agree!

              but it's a good thing it's not true! :)

              http://www.snopes.com/rumors/atta.htm
              If'n you ain't the granddaddy of all liars. The little critters of nature they don't know that they're ugly. That's very funny! A fly marrying a bumblebee. I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't believe me. Why didn't you believe me?

              -Stinky Wizzleteats, genius

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              • #8
                I am not defending Clinton or anything but every Senator, not just Bill's lady, gets the lifetime pension. And, we can thank the Republicans for such fine messes as Enron, Worldcom and other companies that caused hard working people their life saving so that their company execs could line their pockets and live extravagent lives. It works both ways....

                Hillary Rodham Clinton, as a New York State Senator, now comes under the "Congressional Retirement and Staffing Plan," which means that even if she never gets reelected, she STILL receives her Congressional salary until she dies.

                (Would it not be nice if all Americans were pension eligible after only 4 years?)

                If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. He is already getting his Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillary outlives Bill, she also gets HIS salary until she dies.

                Guess who pays for that? WE DO!

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                • #9
                  Im moving to Australia.

                  There are 4 Mohammad Atta's in the tri-state area. NY NJ CT

                  Imagine how many are in those countries overseas.

                  Its like John Smith in America.
                  There are 2 types of people in the world...
                  Really stupid people who think they are smart
                  and
                  Really smart people who think they are smart.

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