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    I laughed out loud last night when I took Johnathan to see Santa. It was more of a photo op here at the University - you know convenience and stuff. So we pay our $5.00 and Johnathan had absolutely refused to wear the "good clothes" for Santa - so he chose a sweatshirt and jeans. Oh well. We were waiting for our chance and the kid in front of us starts screaming - Johnathan realized the absolute terror that I had placed him in and began to run thru the aisles of the performing center. So I am chasing him and explained that in order to get "Finding Nemo" for Christmas - he HAS to tell the Big Guy. A little light bulb goes off in his head - and he like is negotiating for his life. "Alright MOM - I will do it!" It was like a major proclamation. So I held my breathe and prayed we could just walk right up to see Santa. Luckily for us - another kid froze so I zoomed past them and said - "He's ready!!" like it was the last piece of meat in the freezer or something, pushing Johnathan forward.

    Johnathan goes up to Santa, who of course is a personal friend of mine and whispers "NEMO". OF course, Santa is just trying to get my son comfortable for the photo op - and is not paying attention to Johnathan - so he says it again, a little louder "NEMO". He then lays his head on Santa's belly and says - "Oh, I want NEMO." Santa is like - "Yeah - ok son, let's sit up and take our picture like a good little boy." Johnathan starts crying. So I yell - "Hey Santa - he's trying to tell you what he wants - you know - the whole "What do you want for Christmas deal?? HELLO!!!" Santa looked confused. I said "NEMO! NEMO!! That's what he is asking for Santa - got it??" Santa is like - "Oh - oh yeah - great - NEMO - got it." Then Johnathan mustered a not frowning face and I yelled "Snap it" at the Photographer. He asks "Are you sure???" I gave him one of those - "Damn right" looks and he says "Here we go." At least Johnathan's face hadn't crumbled before we got the shot.

    As soon as we were heading out the door - I told him - hey, you know that Santa is a pretty cool guy - and he's quick - I bet if we go home and look - we can check and see if he's already come. Johnathan's eyes lit up like really?? And off we went - and sure enuff - Santa was faster than Jack Flash - he not only had brought "Finding Nemo", but still had the receipt just in case we had to return it. ;) That Santa - even though he was nonchalant with Johnathan - he made up for it with his quickness.

    Just wanted to share.....

    Happy holidays....May Good ness come to you all....
    Everything is gonna be alright!

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  • #2
    My oldest daughter was a kicker and screamer. Kicked Santa in the head and was uncontrollable with her crys until we got home. Almost a hour drive away.
    -Don't hate me because I'm
    wise beyond my years-

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    • #3
      Awwww Smokin...that is just cute!!

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      • #4
        My son has never taken a santa pic. I told him that Santa is a fat White guy who only works once a year. When someone asks (aka relatives, friends) him ANYTHING about Santa, he says "Santa is stinky". It's the funniest thing I have ever heard.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Jibby™
          My son has never taken a santa pic. I told him that Santa is a fat White guy who only works once a year. When someone asks (aka relatives, friends) him ANYTHING about Santa, he says "Santa is stinky". It's the funniest thing I have ever heard.
          :rofl2::rofl2:
          I was gonna get my pic taken w/ "santa" yesterday just for kicks:p
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          • #6
            i took two pics w/Santa last year!

            one with my nephew and bro... Santa and his elves kept saying ya'll make the cutest lil family. hahaha lil did they know. :Chatter

            Then me and coworkers dared each other so i ended up taking one w/my coworker/friend... me and her and santa on his lap cheezin... good times. :)
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            • #7
              whenever i take my girl to get her picture taken with Santa...he is always so crabby and tired, he doesn't ask her what she wants for christmas...crabby ole thing anyway:Yell :Mad
              yeah, yeah, yeah...

              ...never underestimate the power of stupid people in groups...

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Jibby™
                My son has never taken a santa pic. I told him that Santa is a fat White guy who only works once a year. When someone asks (aka relatives, friends) him ANYTHING about Santa, he says "Santa is stinky". It's the funniest thing I have ever heard.
                That's kewl !!
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                • #9
                  I wanna get my pic taken with santa:(
                  Hotty with tha body

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