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  • Great Christmas gift: Who is your perfect man?

    I'm bored and I miss my perfect man so I been sitting here thinking bout him and some of mah girlz dont have men so they been talkin bout what they want. (It's that season ya know?) Although mine is great, and perfect ;) I think after a fight the perfect man would call or pick up the phone when you call, so ur not sitting there all damn day wondering what the he!! is going on and what he was thinking, makin you all upset and shyte!! Mah girlz and I also decided that we would rather have a man who was sweet and average lookin than a fine @ss man who was concieted and talked about himself more than his girl. NEways I thought this was cute...

    Q: What is the perfect man?
    A: A gingerbread man... He's sweet, he's
    quiet and if he gives you any crap, you can bite his head off!!!
    "Do you love me because I am beautiful or am I beautiful because you love me?" ~Cinderella
    Obsession is an action word...
    "I !!! and all things PINK!!!
    This is for you Prince Charming....
    Make Love :KISS001: not war..... :war00000:

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    the perfect man for me is... adam beach.i know that aint the answer u wanted but its the answer i gave ya! lol
    ( i wish he wasnt so old though.)(hes too old for me)
    who lives in a pineapple under the sea? man i wish it was me!

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    • #3
      Viggo Mortenson baby!!!!:D

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      • #4
        My perfect man is the one I got right now, he may not be my honey but he is my friend and he's the sweetest guy I've met. :Heart
        ~*Kenzie*~

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        • #5
          A fella who likes to hang out and have fun, even if we just kick back at the house! Someone that doesn't ride my nerves all the time, BUT you know fella will be on the nerves from time to time! Someone I can talk and laugh with!!! LOOKS are only the outer shell....the personality is what makes a man attractive!!!
          :Heart"If you love something, let it go; if it comes back to you it's yours. If it doesn't, it never was!!!! *DMX* :Heart

          :stooges: If you don't stand for something; you'll fall for anything! :stooges:

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          • #6
            No serious applicants right now...lol

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            • #7
              One day your prince will come mnome!!!:serenade: :p
              "Do you love me because I am beautiful or am I beautiful because you love me?" ~Cinderella
              Obsession is an action word...
              "I !!! and all things PINK!!!
              This is for you Prince Charming....
              Make Love :KISS001: not war..... :war00000:

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              • #8
                hey so if i put in my request are u gonna bring him to me? ;)
                The only time its too late to start dancing is when you're dead.

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                • #9
                  Of course....I am your fairy godmother!!!!!:p He he if I could do that I would charge!!!;)
                  "Do you love me because I am beautiful or am I beautiful because you love me?" ~Cinderella
                  Obsession is an action word...
                  "I !!! and all things PINK!!!
                  This is for you Prince Charming....
                  Make Love :KISS001: not war..... :war00000:

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                  • #10
                    My perfect man is also the one I got right now, we have our ups and downs but I'd much rather be with him in a storm than by myself, so I think he's my perfect man! And the most perfect gift to reciceve from my perfect man on christmas would be... the proposal of course! So I'll keep dreaming for that to come true one day but for now...I still got my man! ;)
                    My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...and they're like, it's better than yours! Damn right it's better than yours...I can teach you but I have to charge...

                    Love is Life. And if you miss out on love...you miss out on life...

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                    • #11
                      mail order perfect man eh? do u think i can get him express mail? and on a c.o.d.??? :p
                      Apache jump on it, jump on it, jump on it!!!!!

                      "Insert words of wisdom here"

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Apachedumpling
                        mail order perfect man eh? do u think i can get him express mail? and on a c.o.d.??? :p
                        u mean layaway? :)
                        The only time its too late to start dancing is when you're dead.

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                        • #13
                          why not. :D
                          Apache jump on it, jump on it, jump on it!!!!!

                          "Insert words of wisdom here"

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                          • #14
                            my perfect man comes in the form of perfect men. Cna't just pick 1. Just to many to settle for only 1.O U T T I E:Angel2

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Destined to be alone
                              my perfect man comes in the form of perfect men. Cna't just pick 1. Just to many to settle for only 1.O U T T I E:Angel2
                              yea how did that one email go?

                              1 for shopping with
                              1 for cleaning cooking
                              1 for sexin
                              1 for something else

                              and hoping that they never meet each other. dang... i messed it all up. anyways it was a goot one! ;)
                              The only time its too late to start dancing is when you're dead.

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