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    I need a new answering machine message. I want some thing unique instead of the usually, "Hi. We can't come to the phone right now. Please leave your name and number...blah, blah, blah.."

    Here are some I think are funny, but I wanted to get more input.

    Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I'll be right with you.

    The number you have reached, 555-0477, has been changed. The new number is 555-0477. (Yes, same number.) Please make a note of it.

    Hello, epicenter of the Universe, God speaking. If you leave your name, number, and prayer after the tone, I will call you back as soon as I can. Please note that I answer all prayers, but sometimes the answer is NO. Bless you, my child, and have a nice day.


    Any more suggestions?
    When you turn your back on me, don't expect me to care what you think!!

  • #2
    Messages.

    Mine used to be..."Hello, I'm not home right now, so if you would leave your name and number, I''ll get back to you. And if this is a bill collector...you got the wrong number." :D

    Pare-

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    • #3
      Those are too freakin crazy :50: :rofl2: :rofl2: I cant member all of it but i will get back to ya on this;) :p :Chatter
      *~*~*~Do Not Lead me in to Temptation I can Find it myself*~*~*~ :D :uptosomet

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      • #4
        My message "This is him. Yes Jim. Leave a message." Boring but to the point.

        :p

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        • #5
          I once had a message that went...

          "Hi we're not home. If you're someone we like.. leave your name and number. We'll call you back. If you're someone we don't like... then do yourself a favor, and just hang up."

          :Angel:

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          • #6
            LOL! I always sing something on mine. I make sure its short about 10 seconds long. I change it alot so people dont get bored.
            Life is more than what we see...

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            • #7
              ummm okay here's mine

              Heelllooo!! Hiiii Heeeyyy how's it going?? I'm doing good and you? JUUUSTTTT Kiddding i'm not available to take your call so leave a message after the tone

              hahahahahaha

              CROW EVEN GOT THIS MESSAGE A FEW TIMES!!! :rofl2: :rofl2:

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              • #8
                Hello. I'm home right now but cannot find the phone. Please leave a message and I will call you back as soon as I find it.



                LOL thats whut my sisters says when you call her

                :Chatter :Chatter
                *~*~*~Do Not Lead me in to Temptation I can Find it myself*~*~*~ :D :uptosomet

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Burberrilish
                  ummm okay here's mine

                  Heelllooo!! Hiiii Heeeyyy how's it going?? I'm doing good and you? JUUUSTTTT Kiddding i'm not available to take your call so leave a message after the tone

                  hahahahahaha

                  CROW EVEN GOT THIS MESSAGE A FEW TIMES!!! :rofl2: :rofl2:


                  gawl i know totally juked me out :blushing: :50: :lol2:
                  *~*~*~Do Not Lead me in to Temptation I can Find it myself*~*~*~ :D :uptosomet

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                  • #10
                    We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.


                    thats whut i had my sisters machine say when i lived wit her

                    :rofl2: :rofl2:
                    *~*~*~Do Not Lead me in to Temptation I can Find it myself*~*~*~ :D :uptosomet

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Crow_hunny_420
                      Hello. I'm home right now but cannot find the phone. Please leave a message and I will call you back as soon as I find it.



                      LOL thats whut my sisters says when you call her

                      :Chatter :Chatter

                      :rofl2: HAHAHAHA thats a good one *LMAO* :devil i think its time to change mine lol :Chatter :Chatter :Chatter

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                      • #12
                        [Drunken voice:] You have reached Crow's hotline. We are not able to respond due to uninevitable circumcisions. But if you leave your name and noomber, we won't be in wonder... EEEEEEEE!
                        *~*~*~Do Not Lead me in to Temptation I can Find it myself*~*~*~ :D :uptosomet

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Crow_hunny_420
                          [Drunken voice:] You have reached Crow's hotline. We are not able to respond due to uninevitable circumcisions. But if you leave your name and noomber, we won't be in wonder... EEEEEEEE!


                          :Chatter :Chatter :rofl2: ohhhh kay lorraina bobbit :rofl2: JK :p

                          LMAO crow..you nut case

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Burberrilish
                            :Chatter :Chatter :rofl2: ohhhh kay lorraina bobbit :rofl2: JK :p

                            LMAO crow..you nut case


                            LOL thats what my homeslice told me to say I knew you would Lub it :p :Chatter :Chatter
                            *~*~*~Do Not Lead me in to Temptation I can Find it myself*~*~*~ :D :uptosomet

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                            • #15
                              I can't come to the phone now, so... Hey -- that's a nice phone you have there. Hey sugar, you call this number often? I bet you have answering machines bothering you all the time... Yes indeedy. Why don't you give me a call sometime and we can listen to some old recordings... I might even play my beep for you.

                              thats what imma change mines too :p :Chatter
                              *~*~*~Do Not Lead me in to Temptation I can Find it myself*~*~*~ :D :uptosomet

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