Answering Machine Messages...

[nykari]

I need a new answering machine message. I want some thing unique instead of the usually, "Hi. We can't come to the phone right now. Please leave your name and number...blah, blah, blah.."

Here are some I think are funny, but I wanted to get more input.

Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I'll be right with you.

The number you have reached, 555-0477, has been changed. The new number is 555-0477. (Yes, same number.) Please make a note of it.

Hello, epicenter of the Universe, God speaking. If you leave your name, number, and prayer after the tone, I will call you back as soon as I can. Please note that I answer all prayers, but sometimes the answer is NO. Bless you, my child, and have a nice day.


Any more suggestions?

[Pare Bowlegs]

Messages.

Mine used to be..."Hello, I'm not home right now, so if you would leave your name and number, I''ll get back to you. And if this is a bill collector...you got the wrong number." :D

Pare-

[Crow_hunny_420]

Those are too freakin crazy :50: :rofl2: :rofl2: I cant member all of it but i will get back to ya on this;) :p :Chatter

[Dancin by the bay]

My message "This is him. Yes Jim. Leave a message." Boring but to the point.

:p

[Dazzle_me_now]

I once had a message that went...

"Hi we're not home. If you're someone we like.. leave your name and number. We'll call you back. If you're someone we don't like... then do yourself a favor, and just hang up."

:Angel:

[luvlumbee]

LOL! I always sing something on mine. I make sure its short about 10 seconds long. I change it alot so people dont get bored.

[BurBz]

ummm okay here's mine

Heelllooo!! Hiiii Heeeyyy how's it going?? I'm doing good and you? JUUUSTTTT Kiddding i'm not available to take your call so leave a message after the tone

hahahahahaha

CROW EVEN GOT THIS MESSAGE A FEW TIMES!!! :rofl2: :rofl2:

[Crow_hunny_420]

Hello. I'm home right now but cannot find the phone. Please leave a message and I will call you back as soon as I find it.



LOL thats whut my sisters says when you call her

:Chatter :Chatter

[Crow_hunny_420]

Originally posted by Burberrilish
ummm okay here's mine

Heelllooo!! Hiiii Heeeyyy how's it going?? I'm doing good and you? JUUUSTTTT Kiddding i'm not available to take your call so leave a message after the tone

hahahahahaha

CROW EVEN GOT THIS MESSAGE A FEW TIMES!!! :rofl2: :rofl2:

gawl i know totally juked me out :blushing: :50: :lol2:

[Crow_hunny_420]

We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.


thats whut i had my sisters machine say when i lived wit her

:rofl2: :rofl2:

[BurBz]

Originally posted by Crow_hunny_420
Hello. I'm home right now but cannot find the phone. Please leave a message and I will call you back as soon as I find it.



LOL thats whut my sisters says when you call her

:Chatter :Chatter

:rofl2: HAHAHAHA thats a good one *LMAO* :devil i think its time to change mine lol :Chatter :Chatter :Chatter

[Crow_hunny_420]

[Drunken voice:] You have reached Crow's hotline. We are not able to respond due to uninevitable circumcisions. But if you leave your name and noomber, we won't be in wonder... EEEEEEEE!

[BurBz]

Originally posted by Crow_hunny_420
[Drunken voice:] You have reached Crow's hotline. We are not able to respond due to uninevitable circumcisions. But if you leave your name and noomber, we won't be in wonder... EEEEEEEE!

:Chatter :Chatter :rofl2: ohhhh kay lorraina bobbit :rofl2: JK :p

LMAO crow..you nut case

[Crow_hunny_420]

Originally posted by Burberrilish
:Chatter :Chatter :rofl2: ohhhh kay lorraina bobbit :rofl2: JK :p

LMAO crow..you nut case

LOL thats what my homeslice told me to say I knew you would Lub it :p :Chatter :Chatter

[Crow_hunny_420]

I can't come to the phone now, so... Hey -- that's a nice phone you have there. Hey sugar, you call this number often? I bet you have answering machines bothering you all the time... Yes indeedy. Why don't you give me a call sometime and we can listen to some old recordings... I might even play my beep for you.

thats what imma change mines too :p :Chatter