I need a new answering machine message. I want some thing unique instead of the usually, "Hi. We can't come to the phone right now. Please leave your name and number...blah, blah, blah.."
Here are some I think are funny, but I wanted to get more input.
Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I'll be right with you.
The number you have reached, 555-0477, has been changed. The new number is 555-0477. (Yes, same number.) Please make a note of it.
Hello, epicenter of the Universe, God speaking. If you leave your name, number, and prayer after the tone, I will call you back as soon as I can. Please note that I answer all prayers, but sometimes the answer is NO. Bless you, my child, and have a nice day.
Any more suggestions?
Here are some I think are funny, but I wanted to get more input.
Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I'll be right with you.
The number you have reached, 555-0477, has been changed. The new number is 555-0477. (Yes, same number.) Please make a note of it.
Hello, epicenter of the Universe, God speaking. If you leave your name, number, and prayer after the tone, I will call you back as soon as I can. Please note that I answer all prayers, but sometimes the answer is NO. Bless you, my child, and have a nice day.
Any more suggestions?
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