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    Five tips for a woman....

    1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

    2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

    3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

    4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

    5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

    Foot Note:

    One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."

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    :Chatter
    Life is more than what we see...

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      :Chatter :Chatter :Chatter :Chatter goot one!!!!
      yeah, yeah, yeah...

      ...never underestimate the power of stupid people in groups...

      If quizzes are "quizical"...What are tests?

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          :Chatter :lol2: :rofl2:

          You got me lifted shifted higher than a ceiling And ooh wee it's the ultimate feeling
          You got me lifted feeling so gifted Sugar how you get so fly?¿?


          ****Mary had a little lamb but grandma butchered it****

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            I guess you get the # 1 snagger award:Naughty :Naughty :Tongue :Thumbs :Heart
            blah blah blah....

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              :rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:

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                :Thumbs :clapping: :taunting: :rofl2: #5 will be my moto.

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