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I guess you get the # 1 snagger award:Naughty :Naughty :Tongue :Thumbs :HeartLeave a comment:
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5 Tips for a Women ......
Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
Foot Note:
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."
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A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar Stool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky...08-16-2004, 01:45 PM -
WOMAN: Do you drink beer?
MAN: Yes
woman : How many beers a day?
MAN: Usually about three
WOMAN: How much do you pay per beer?
MAN: $5.00 which includes a tip (this is where it gets scary!)
WOMAN: And how long have you been drinking?
MAN: Oh, about 20...06-10-2019, 01:11 PM -
Subject: Homeless man
A man was walking down the street when he was approached by a
particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a
couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted 10 dollars and asked, "If I give...02-19-2005, 10:56 PM -
Female Comebacks!
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours,...09-22-2005, 04:33 PM -
1.) Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just...07-01-2007, 08:46 PM
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*Rose wakes Chuy up and chases him out in to the parking lot to see his new digs. She fires up the portable evaporative cooler next to the tables. *
Chuy, some iced tea, carne adovada, calabacitas, and sopaillas, please. It's so much fun to watch WD and BA chase their napkins in the...06-21-2021, 12:08 PM
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