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    thought everyone could use a smile or two today! many blessings, cougie

    Wacky definitions

    The Washington Post publishes a yearly contest in which readers are
    asked to supply alternate meanings for various words.

    These are the 2002 winners:

    1. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.

    2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

    3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

    4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

    5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent

    6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly
    answer the door in your nightgown.

    7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

    8. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.

    9. Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you
    are run over by a steamroller.

    10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

    11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.

    12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a
    proctologist immediately before he examines you.

    13. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish

    14. Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.

    15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your Soul
    goes upon the roof and gets stuck there.

    16. Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist
    it takes few words to tell the truth and a lot of them to tell a lie..

  • #2
    these are funnee!:D


    • #3
      Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist

      ROFLMAO!!!!! :rofl2:
      "We see it as a desecration not only of a mountain but of our way of life. This is a genocidal issue to us. If they kill this mountain, they kill our way of life." ~Debra White Plume


      • #4
        I love these!! I tried this and had it going a little bit on my old forum board and they came up with a few goodiees... I'll see if they will let me share them here.
        Don't worry that it's not good enough for anyone else to hear... just sing, sing a song.sigpic


        • #5
          I always heard...a pokemon was a gay jamaican
          sigpicWe spend a lifetime worrying about if we make a difference....Marines don't have that problem.


          • #6
            glad you all got a kick out of them. i get new ones from time to time and ill add them when i do. much love and peace, cougie
            it takes few words to tell the truth and a lot of them to tell a lie..


            • #7
              Very funny. Everyone here seems to have a great sense of humor.:)


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