American Indian Idol

[FAT AL]

When the dance is over sweetheart
I will take you home
In my one eyed Ford
Hey yo hey ya ey ya o hi ya
Hey ya hi hey ya hi yooo

Well how did I do? Am I on my way to Hollywood?

*Hmmm, where would Indian Hollywood be?*

[superndngyrl]

the American Indian hollywood is in Afghanistan. You should move there! ;)

[One Hot Mama]

Be nice, super! His lyrics suck, but maybe he's got a nice singning voice. If not, I'll buy his ticket to Kandahar.

[FAT AL]

Did you just say my lyrics suck? Do you realize that you just insulted the composer (whoever that may be) of one of the most classic round dances of Indian history? That song is a "must have" for any round dance repertoire.

[AlmostThere]

i want to be on american indain idol

[Jibbyâ„¢]

*said in best British accent*

You take singing lessons? DO you have a lawyer? Well get a lawyer and sue her!

[Homalosa]

I wanna be the smart chick in the blue dress. Did you HEAR her the other night? Wheeeew boy! That chic can saaaaang (not).


At least she' Harvard Grad.

[Siale]

no u didn't!!!

Originally posted by Tsanuwa Usgolv
His lyrics suck

***CYBER SLAP***

[SqUish]

daaang! Go Siale!! haha:Chatter :Chatter

[DeusExMachina]

uhh, tsvwa-person. Dem lyrics he is puttin forth for our perusal are from a really old 49 song. kinda like these:

Honey you left me for to go
Crow Fair and Indian Rodeo
Hope you get the Diharrhea
Weya-heya-
Weya-heya!


but here, here is a new one for you.

Would you like some squeezee cheez?
Eat it by the two and threes.

Boobear doesn't think it's funny
when it gives his wife a upset tummy

bacon cheddar it's a dilly
but it makes you kinda smelly

Would you like some squeezee cheez?
eat it by the two and threes!

[One Hot Mama]

Oh ok, go on and whip me, beat me, and make me feel like barnyard dirt. :(

And crabby, I KNOW you didn't learn ebonics growing up under my roof. The Squeezy Cheese thing is kinda cute, tho. Almost as catchy as "Gotta Quida Now" or that song you and your sister made up about asking everyone at the powwow for money to buy frybread and pop with.