Posted by:
TM33
My Name: "Is Meth"
I destroy homes, I tear families apart,
Take your children, and that's just the start.
I'm more costly than diamonds, more precious than gold,
The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold.
If you need me,...
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11-28-2006, 11:22 AM -
My mother taught me LOGIC... "If you fall off that swing and break you neck, you can't go to the store with me."
My mother taught me MEDICINE... "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way."
My mother taught me TO THINK AHEAD......03-10-2005, 08:33 PM -
Dear wife:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the...05-26-2008, 10:08 PM -
OK I was reading the Favorite Movie Quotes Thread and started thinking about favorite TV Episode's Quotes
Here are a few of my Favorites:
From Taxi:
"Reverend Jim" Ignatowski: Pssssttt... what does the yellow light mean?
Bobby Wheeler: "Slow down."...06-13-2007, 09:43 PM -
THIS IS JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING TO MAKE YOU LAUGH.
Christian Pick-up Lines
1) Nice bible
2) I would like to pray with you
3) You know Jesus, Me too
4) God told me to come talk to you
5) I know a church where we...03-19-2005, 06:53 PM