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Rodeo Pickup Lines
I saw this somewhere else. I know there are a few big pow wows that have rodeos associated with them . I thought you all would like these too.
"Got 8 seconds?"
"Ropes, spurs, leather gloves -- Honey, even if I weren't no cowboy, we're talking a good time!"
"Honey, I need a belt buckle this large to keep from gettin' arrested in Mississippi."
"Ain't no rodeo clown in the world that could keep me off you, Darlin'."
"Here's my number, call me when you need a few bucks."
"Run if ya want, Missy, but I'll have you hog-tied quicker than you can say 'stay away from me you Skoal-chewin'freak.'"
"How'd you like to put a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?"
"Them calves of yours sure look like they could use a bit of ropin'."
"I'll be in Intensive Care later. Why don't you drop by?"
"You sure make me wish I hadn't crapped my pants when that bull >charged."
"Is that a pelvis broken in three places, or are you just happy to see me?"
"That's right, I said 'AND the horse you rode in on.'"
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