Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight", the boy replied.
The man continued, "Do you know how these are used?"
The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for my brother, he's four. We saw on TV that if you used these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one."
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight", the boy replied.
The man continued, "Do you know how these are used?"
The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for my brother, he's four. We saw on TV that if you used these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one."
I had to tell my son that joke & he just stared at me & the whole time I was laughing. I tried to give you some of the goot stuff but I'm on 24.
don't you be wastin' all your money
on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough
Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.
I see ya all out there not posting.... If you all don't start posting or give a valid reason in 200 words or less...I'm going to bring back the toliet paper polls!!
(for those of you that was here you know I can and will do it!! )
Ok, since we all lost out in "The Great PowWows.com Depression" here is a way to get some points for just posting... the first few won't be to much.... but the values will increase as we go...
I will choose a post number, and the first person that hits it gets 50 points, then...
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