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I just talked to a friend of mine who told this story, and I had to share it!!!
Her sister's boyfriend went out of town, and left her his Lexus. Well around 10 that night, she decided to go check the mail at the post office. Before she left, she took a sleeping pill, so that when she came back, she could just crawl right in the bed.
Well, she just slipped into flip flops and headed to the post office in the Lex. She gets there, gets her mail and when she comes back, triggered the alarm. Well, when she finally got in and disarmed the alarm, the car, being an anti theft vehicle, wouldn't start. So she is just sitting there...with a Lex that won't start. A pizza delivery lady pulled up, and she ran out and begged her to please take her to her house. The delivery woman obliged. When she dropped off my friend's sister, she thanked her and upon walking into her house, fell on the steps, scratching up her knees. The delivery driver looked at her like - OK as she backed out of her drive.
My friend's sister then went to get her son's keys so she could go find someone to help her get the Lex home. When she got into the truck, he had NO GAS!! So she made it to the gas station before it ran totally out, and got a few dollars worth.
She then went to look for her boyfriend's brother. When she knocked on the door, no one answered. So she then went looking for one of his friends. Figuring that the friend would be at his girlfriend's house, she went there and knocked. No one answered. But since the girlfriend lived right down the street from her boyfriend's house, my sister's friend looked down the street and saw someone moving around in his yard and headed down the street. When she got there, she saw her boyfriend's friend getting into his car, with a gun!!! She asked, "Where the hell you going with that gun?" He said, "My girlfriend just called and said someone was knocking at her door." My friend's sister said, "That was me, dumbass!!" She then proceeded to tell him the whole story and he graciously went with her to retrieve the Lexus at the post office.
When she got back to the post office, the Lexus started right up. Then she drove it home and had to drive her boyfriend's friend back to his house.
By the time she got back home and got settled, the sleeping pill had worn off.
It was too funny not to share.....gotta love skins.....:)
Her sister's boyfriend went out of town, and left her his Lexus. Well around 10 that night, she decided to go check the mail at the post office. Before she left, she took a sleeping pill, so that when she came back, she could just crawl right in the bed.
Well, she just slipped into flip flops and headed to the post office in the Lex. She gets there, gets her mail and when she comes back, triggered the alarm. Well, when she finally got in and disarmed the alarm, the car, being an anti theft vehicle, wouldn't start. So she is just sitting there...with a Lex that won't start. A pizza delivery lady pulled up, and she ran out and begged her to please take her to her house. The delivery woman obliged. When she dropped off my friend's sister, she thanked her and upon walking into her house, fell on the steps, scratching up her knees. The delivery driver looked at her like - OK as she backed out of her drive.
My friend's sister then went to get her son's keys so she could go find someone to help her get the Lex home. When she got into the truck, he had NO GAS!! So she made it to the gas station before it ran totally out, and got a few dollars worth.
She then went to look for her boyfriend's brother. When she knocked on the door, no one answered. So she then went looking for one of his friends. Figuring that the friend would be at his girlfriend's house, she went there and knocked. No one answered. But since the girlfriend lived right down the street from her boyfriend's house, my sister's friend looked down the street and saw someone moving around in his yard and headed down the street. When she got there, she saw her boyfriend's friend getting into his car, with a gun!!! She asked, "Where the hell you going with that gun?" He said, "My girlfriend just called and said someone was knocking at her door." My friend's sister said, "That was me, dumbass!!" She then proceeded to tell him the whole story and he graciously went with her to retrieve the Lexus at the post office.
When she got back to the post office, the Lexus started right up. Then she drove it home and had to drive her boyfriend's friend back to his house.
By the time she got back home and got settled, the sleeping pill had worn off.
It was too funny not to share.....gotta love skins.....:)
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