Make an Obvious Lie Here

[FluteMaker]

I swore I saw you digging in my banana tree again... you and that darn jar of peanut butter that follows you everywhere. Who the heck was in my banana tree then? I'm going back to bed!! Someone wake me when Christmas is over...

if he was wearing a teal cocktail dress it was j.edgar, that basterd follows me everywhere.

[soopashinaab]

you did not. i havent been anywhere near your redneck of the woods in a long,long time

I swore I saw you digging in my banana tree again... you and that darn jar of peanut butter that follows you everywhere. Who the heck was in my banana tree then? I'm going back to bed!! Someone wake me when Christmas is over...

[FluteMaker]

I just saw Elvis...

you did not. i havent been anywhere near your redneck of the woods in a long,long time

[soopashinaab]

Merry Christmas everyone!!! Hello?? Hello? Darn it... I'm too late again!

[Eagle Plumes]

The dinner I cooked was awefull bleh now im all sad n hngry

[APACHEFIRE]

soopashinaab[/MENTION];1505160]Who was that purple woman??

her? oh her name is winenona.

[soopashinaab]

Who was that purple woman??

[APACHEFIRE]

well, welcome to VENUS....the planet of all WOMEN. you are sure to find plenty of very nice items here. We are very organized, and everything is running smoothely...notice how sparkling clean everything is? These two women will help you find your selections and then take them to the packaging area for transport. Thank you for your patronage.

[soopashinaab]

I'm doing my christmas shopping on venus this year... Mars was all out of what I was looking for... Again!!

[APACHEFIRE]

Eagle Plumes[/MENTION];1505128]Can I be first wife?

YES...right behind me!

[Eagle Plumes]

Then AF, EP, and me are all converting to Islam or Mormonism, which ever one lets me have more wives, move to Ohio and start up our own band of cultural misfits. I dont ever confuse myself sometimes either.

Can I be first wife?

[APACHEFIRE]

pigheaded[/MENTION];1504976]Then AF, EP, and me are all converting to Islam or Mormonism, which ever one lets me have more wives, move to Ohio and start up our own band of cultural misfits. I dont ever confuse myself sometimes either.

oh goody! YES, after what you had to say on the threads about women...we want to be your slaves! yea...we can hardly wait.

there will be a landing of the ‘mother-ship’ in area 57, on christmas day. all those who wish to board, must purchase a one-way, non-refundable, time sensitive ticket, prior to boarding. all others must stay off the boarding platform until dooms day, or until the ticket expires....either of which could happen at any moment.

Then AF, EP, and me are all converting to Islam or Mormonism, which ever one lets me have more wives, move to Ohio and start up our own band of cultural misfits. I dont ever confuse myself sometimes either.

[soopashinaab]

I just saw Elvis...

[APACHEFIRE]

i see i caught you all of guard...TECHNO? EP? SOOPA?, JD? TROUBLE? PIGHEADED? all of ya GET OUTTA DAT BED!