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  • I am not now looking for a hammer and some nails.


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    • just use some chewed up gum to stick it together, stronger than nails!
      sigpicDisclaimer: Storyteller and I are friends no matter what our evil twins say on the rhyme thread


      Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, laying in hospitals, dying of nothing....

      If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!

      Four things you can't recover:

      The stone........after the throw. The word........after it's said.

      The occasion...........after it's missed. The time.........after it's gone.

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      • My house is composed entirely of chewing gum and duct tape.


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        • I chewed all the gum.....and my company bought all the duct tape !
          I believe blood quantums are the governments way to breed us out of existance !


          They say blood is thicker than water ! Now maple syrup is thicker than blood , so are pancakes more important than family ?

          There are "Elders" and there are "Olders". Being the second one doesn't make the first one true !

          Somebody is out there somewhere, thinking of you and the impact you made in their life.
          It's not me....I think you're an idiot !


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          There's a chance you might not like me ,

          but there's a bigger

          chance I won't care

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          • *cough*...

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            • The chewing gum-duct tape house WD and his company so thoughtfully provided for me will be featured on “This Old House” next week!


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              • I thought it was a fine house!!
                sigpicDisclaimer: Storyteller and I are friends no matter what our evil twins say on the rhyme thread


                Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, laying in hospitals, dying of nothing....

                If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!

                Four things you can't recover:

                The stone........after the throw. The word........after it's said.

                The occasion...........after it's missed. The time.........after it's gone.

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                • MTV just called – next month me and ma’ chewin’ gum house will be on ‘Cribs’!

                  Yo!


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                  • Awsome, so they found you then, good, I called them this a.m.!
                    sigpicDisclaimer: Storyteller and I are friends no matter what our evil twins say on the rhyme thread


                    Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, laying in hospitals, dying of nothing....

                    If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!

                    Four things you can't recover:

                    The stone........after the throw. The word........after it's said.

                    The occasion...........after it's missed. The time.........after it's gone.

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                    • I hope they don't want a room addition ! My jaws are still sore from all that chewing ! LOL
                      I believe blood quantums are the governments way to breed us out of existance !


                      They say blood is thicker than water ! Now maple syrup is thicker than blood , so are pancakes more important than family ?

                      There are "Elders" and there are "Olders". Being the second one doesn't make the first one true !

                      Somebody is out there somewhere, thinking of you and the impact you made in their life.
                      It's not me....I think you're an idiot !


                      sigpic


                      There's a chance you might not like me ,

                      but there's a bigger

                      chance I won't care

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                      • Lot's more chewing needed!
                        sigpicDisclaimer: Storyteller and I are friends no matter what our evil twins say on the rhyme thread


                        Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, laying in hospitals, dying of nothing....

                        If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!

                        Four things you can't recover:

                        The stone........after the throw. The word........after it's said.

                        The occasion...........after it's missed. The time.........after it's gone.

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                        • I can't move my jaws
                          I believe blood quantums are the governments way to breed us out of existance !


                          They say blood is thicker than water ! Now maple syrup is thicker than blood , so are pancakes more important than family ?

                          There are "Elders" and there are "Olders". Being the second one doesn't make the first one true !

                          Somebody is out there somewhere, thinking of you and the impact you made in their life.
                          It's not me....I think you're an idiot !


                          sigpic


                          There's a chance you might not like me ,

                          but there's a bigger

                          chance I won't care

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                          • good, you don't have to move yer jaws to chew!
                            sigpicDisclaimer: Storyteller and I are friends no matter what our evil twins say on the rhyme thread


                            Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, laying in hospitals, dying of nothing....

                            If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!

                            Four things you can't recover:

                            The stone........after the throw. The word........after it's said.

                            The occasion...........after it's missed. The time.........after it's gone.

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                            • I haven't been working hard for the past 24 hours and it's not paying off.LOL

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                              • I can't open my mouth , either ! LOL
                                I believe blood quantums are the governments way to breed us out of existance !


                                They say blood is thicker than water ! Now maple syrup is thicker than blood , so are pancakes more important than family ?

                                There are "Elders" and there are "Olders". Being the second one doesn't make the first one true !

                                Somebody is out there somewhere, thinking of you and the impact you made in their life.
                                It's not me....I think you're an idiot !


                                sigpic


                                There's a chance you might not like me ,

                                but there's a bigger

                                chance I won't care

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