Lois Einhorn: Listen, pet dick. How would you like me to make your life a living hell?
Ace Ventura: Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? Allllll righty then.
*Kalilsha*
If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving u
When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be u an me..
Betelgeuse: Because if I tell you, you tell your friends... your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time... and I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and sh!t like that and it makes my life a HELL. OK? A living HELL!!
*Kalilsha*
If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving u
When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be u an me..
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