Lyricist Lounge Show

[SmokeEater]

Ok. Since Rhyme Time was shut down, I thought we might try this again.

So anyone who wants to show their skills, please do so. I will not add any other rules in this thread, just as there weren't any in the last thread.

The only thing I ask is: Please respect each other. This for fun people. No need to get worked up over anything that goes on this site.

This is a battle. All is fair in love and war.

If you are offended by any of the content, either ignore this thread, or defend your honor...



Welcome to the lyricist lounge show...

[Jibbyâ„¢]

Shut up, PokeFeeder!

[superndngyrl]

BoogerEater!

[DaBear23]

yo yo...whudup though people? I missed the first one...so im here now... :Wave

[homalosa]

Call me master
or mistress,
you got drama,
i shut it down
and dismiss this

it's like a passion with me
with the knowledge
I bring
watching the minds grow
is mental delivery

so when you step
in the classroom
leave your
[email protected]* in the bathroom
take a chair,
state your need
and prepare to
receive


What! drop the mic homie, it's too big for you.

[DaBear23]

LMAO!!

YO YO...

Aight bebegurl you really need to stop,
you need to sit back.
cause You style is generic,
and your rhymes are really whack..
You may be the master...
BUt your challenging a champ..
and I really hate to start this,
by Battleing a Tramp....
But you was the first to start..
you was first to bomb...
and you need to go home
and while you there do me
a favour and say HI
To your mom...

And about sittting in your class?
I think Ill have to pass...
you can take your classssroom and chair..
and shove it up your azz.
and this may be your passion
but i dont really care...
so go and do what gurls do...
like fix your nails..and do your hair..
and find a new style and
a new flow..
cause your the one that needs to ba taught..
your the one that needs to grow...
and even though your fine..and
even though your hot..
you got have something better with
your next rhymem and your next shot...
and just to let you know my Mic aint heavy...
its glued to muh hand..
and next time you challenge me..
you'll taste the words of muh hand..

Cause who I battle I dont really care..
Cause yall have just entered the world of..
da one and only big bad kazy bear...
peace and one

(I really mean no hate or to be offensive...dont hate the playa...hate the game)

[homalosa]

Well done! I love your simple rhyme scheme and your pointless flow that never holds an image!

Oh and the only way I could hate a playa was if I was in the room with another one.

[DaBear23]

Originally posted by DaBear23
Look..im sorrry if that was harsh...but if you want to see Image...then you should post your words on the poetry thread...this is freestlye enit?? And thast just what I did..if you want better stuff...drop some more..and let skeep the battle going..
:Thumbs.

[Jibbyâ„¢]

*peace and one*

Oooh now it's time for this Ojib to have some fun...

Now look who decides to jump in--DaBear23,
Gimme 30 seconds, I'mma bring him to his knees,
He thinks he's big and bad, but all he's got is cheeze,

They build arbors because of you? You've got a lot of gall,
It's just to keep you seperate, cuz you sing with Eastern Bull,
You begged to backup up Whitetail, but you know you never will,

Now I give you ten seconds to turn your azz and run,
You've got yourself in deeper than you want to be, son,
Cuz word on the street and on this site, is I'm Ojib#1,

Don't even try to clown my girl, Homalosa,
Because guaranteed she's going to post a
Rhyme that will have you dripping from your chocha,

So grab that "mic" thats glued to you hands,
Boy, please try to keep it in your pants,
Ain't noone want to see your Tiny Tot,man,

Time get your glued-to-dick hand outta here, I'm ready to switch into second gear...

[Grits & Beans]

Instigating

Aah come on Bear I know you ain't going out like that. How about you homalosa? Gonna fight back? :D

[N1ghtH4wK72]

homalosa and ojibwe-kwe who?

Bla-ba-ty bla bla bla, stop babbeling
Im about to walk away while you still battling
homalosa and ojibwe-kwe must be cool
cuz there sittin back writting rhymes on there computer
talkin like a fool..
Lay off da bear23
cuz he'll put you on your knee's
Hes so cool he'll make you drink his pee
I know it sounds sick but you b*tches got dicks
Im not here to make friends
Im here to start sh*t again
for you girls to say somethin stupid will really make me laugh..
say whatever you want,
but im not guarenteeing i'll stay awake to read it
I might go in my bed room and go to sleep, anyways it wouldnt be worth to see it
So i'll wait to hear what u have to say
but i suggest you girls shut da hell up and stick to ballet!

[homalosa]

I would swing
if I could see ya,
but my pinky is bigger
if my mind is the bullet
fool, my tongue
is the trigger

Warrior woman
on da trail huntin'
for game
couped ya once,
you were stung
forgettin your name

you thought i called you
for a battle,
but I don''t shoot
rhyme arrows for free
run along boy,
pay attention
and have ya pops
come see me

if the mic was truly yours
it would live in your hand
but you put glue
and taller shoes
to make your wack ***
stand.

okay, don't call me no mo' ya hear!
Mama is done.

[homalosa]

you have to beat it? oh I'm sorry.

We'll get you an "Unsnaggable, stuck in my room watching poets flow" Shirt. Sob Sob:(

[Jibbyâ„¢]

Re: homalosa and ojibwe-kwe who?

Originally posted by N1ghtH4wK72
Bla-ba-ty bla bla bla, stop babbeling
Im about to walk away while you still battling
homalosa and ojibwe-kwe must be cool
cuz there sittin back writting rhymes on there computer
talkin like a fool..
Lay off da bear23
cuz he'll put you on your knee's
Hes so cool he'll make you drink his pee
I know it sounds sick but you b*tches got dicks
Im not here to make friends
Im here to start sh*t again
for you girls to say somethin stupid will really make me laugh..
say whatever you want,
but im not guarenteeing i'll stay awake to read it
I might go in my bed room and start to watch porn and beat it
So i'll wait to hear what u have to say
but i suggest you girls shut da hell up and stick to ballet!

Right when I was about to take a break,
This fool jumps in--for Christ's sake,
He's a downright phoney, he's fake,

Lemme guess-- you're one of DaBears "boys",
Look in his closet, you'll find his stash of toys,
Don't believe him, Lil Man, when he says it's not by choice,

I think it's safe to say, he's made you do some some things,
Made you drink his pee huh? Maybe you pulled some "strings"?,
Did he tell you the joys of gayhood and the pleasure that it brings?

So I'mma be nice and give you a warning,
Bring your limpness back in the morning,
Your lame azz rhymes are mighty boring,

Now go back to your room, pull out all that porn,
Watch your mama nine months b4 you were born...

[N1ghtH4wK72]

I'll be back another day to really start some conterversy, but for now i'll let you walk away with whatever dignity you have left, but when i come back i'll take your last breath..........