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  • Grits & Beans
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    Originally posted by Jibby™
    Carmen, why don't you coordinate the judging?Set it up for the next round, might as well get pro up in here.
    Alright I'll set it up for you and Smokey.

    Here's the rules:

    Minimum 7 bars (that's 14 lines, no less)

    Must be original, no biting

    Voting should be based on the following:

    Multies (example- You wanna battle? You-beat-around- the-bush//like your scared to lick p***y so you-eat-around-the-tush//I-need-a-clown-to-push...)

    The more personal and funny you make your post, the better!

    The first to get 5 votes wins. 3 straight votes equals a KO.

    I'll toss a coin to see who goes first. Jibby, you call it. Heads or tails?

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  • Jibby™
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    Originally posted by defiant_won
    :devil
    Damn, papi, I've been waiting a month and a half for that?!?!

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  • defiant_won
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    :devil

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  • SmokeEater
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    :D

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  • oneidaNmenom
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    stormcloud gots jokes, *huh?*

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  • SmokeEater
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    Jibby whats the beef with me for?
    Cause you wanted me to go down on you,
    And I lied, said I was Muslim, and didn't want to eat pork?

    Jibby's just a freestylin' crack whore,
    What I mean she freely sells her *** crack,
    And she got busted today, yesterday, and the day before.

    We know the real reason you call me gay and s***,
    Because if you had your wish,
    You'd be on my jock,
    And I'd have to get the Jaws of Life to get you off my d***.

    If I had my birthday wish, you know what it would involve?
    Turning you into Hallie Berry,
    And f*****g you with my Monster Balls.

    We all know the pic on your avatar has been touched up,
    Funny what you can do with a hat, a wig, lipstick, and whole lotta make up.

    Wanna know what Jibby really looks like? Picture this sight:
    Bald on top, half of a unibrow, a goatee, a dreadlocked mullet with blonde and black highlights.

    Hair from her back, chest, and arms, to her knuckles that drag the ground,
    Flat-chested, a big gut, a saggin butt, and stretch marks from her belly to her ***, then back around.

    Don't try to get the best of me, I know you've got better sense,
    Don't f*** with a Georgia boy, you wanna wind up like them doots from Deliverence?

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  • Grits & Beans
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    Originally posted by ojibwe-kwe
    Yes, it's all true. You ain't got to expose nothing. Me and Carmen are big azz lesbos, plain and simple.
    WHAT??? OH H*LL NO!!! I AM NOT IN ANYWAY A LESBIAN. EFF THAT, SHE'S LYING. KILL THAT RUMOR...

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  • StormCloud
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    Ha ha ha, ojib you done come far, yippng bout your repertoire

    you should know I’ve got an over flowing rap reservoir.

    Take a minute and think back real fast, baby girl, remember I was the first to slap that A$$, when you were a new born to this rap game,
    I’m your mentor teaching you has been my aim,
    Like Miyagi I work you hard so please don’t be ashame, cuzz if you fail I will be the one to blame.

    So don’t flex and get all Macchio on my name, I brought you in I’ll take you out just the same.
    You need to relax hold your gound and take the pain, stick it out baby girl and I’ll bring you fame.
    Last edited by StormCloud; 07-23-2003, 09:49 AM.

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  • Jibby™
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    Yes, it's all true. You ain't got to expose nothing. Me and Carmen are big azz lesbos, plain and simple.

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  • StormCloud
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    Don't make me expose what you and Carmen been doin, with that nappy dugout

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  • Jibby™
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    Originally posted by StormCloud
    Cause I can put my back into it.
    So we've heard. SmokeEater has expressed that on numerous occassions.

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  • StormCloud
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    Comon Ladies ,Go Learn how to put you AZZ's into it, Cause I can put my back into it.

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  • Jibby™
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    Originally posted by ojibwe-kwe
    Knocked down?!?! He ain't never got up off his back in the first place.
    But thanks for the compliment ;)

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  • Jibby™
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    Knocked down?!?! He ain't never got up off his back in the first place.

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  • Grits & Beans
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    Look at Stormcloud knocked down on his back.

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