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[Grits & Beans]

Re: Get those lips all puckered up Carmen..

Originally posted by ojibwe-kwe


Oh wait, eff that--that shyt on your lip is contagious right???

That's funny you have basically just repeated what I said. :Chatter

Well check this:

Litefoot's putting out a new movie I heard it's his pot of gold
It's called The Indian In The Closet, you'd be perfect for the role
But on second thought maybe you wouldn't make the cut
After I give you a fat lip, bloody nose and black your eyes up
And I'll break it down like this cause I stay on point
Here's my City High freestyle to the What Would You Do joint-

what would you do if your cover was blown
traces of being dyke in your voice tone
and your ugly
and the only way get boned
is to trick a whore with a little bit of money
and when your cash is gone
sell yourself to smoke rock now
in and out of lock down
thanks to Carmen you got shot down
Cause for me I have such a good time
but for you this is what you call life

hehehe get back at me girl ;)

[Dawg Stylez]

Whaddup all - It's your wannbee Master P!!
Sittin here 2 night int my shorts and a t.
Something to be said for those girls from up north,
Seems to me there words make a man wonder what he's really worth.

Got me thinkin that maybe the best show around
is an NDN girl on a TV with no sound.

Just a pretty picture lookkin all nice, but when they start ryhmin I run to go turn on my tape of Vanilla Ice!!!

Don't get me wrong - I love em all the same, and I really think they have put all the guys in here to shame.

So now I'll sit back and watch the new game, cause I'm looking for a new addition to the wannabee hall of fame.....

Peace and love to y'all.

[~*~ShanLyn~*~]

Ok, lookout imma give this ish a try
jus cuz all these otha *****es are thinkin they can rhyme

ayee im jus kiddin kids, i aint here to fight
im jus sittin here at my computer cuz im all bored to-nyte

itz 3:28 in the mornin and im up with nothin to do
cept chat with my sista, my homegurl whooz down on da rez in walpole

now im on da web surfin this here powwows.com on the net
itz tha place where me and some of my tightest homiez met

we chill in the homie hangout all day long and then all nyte
cuz with no powwow season happenin its the best thing to do, ain that ryte??

[Kool Breeze]

If youre gonna post
Please post some fresh rhymes
Don't post ish you wrote way back when
Got 'em in a notebook or on another site online

And don't come on here talking
About your fake azz killings and cap peelings
Youre not gonna hurt no one physically
Talk about real ish, just come here to hurt some feelings

Ok I'm done. Now we'll return to our regularly scheduled program. Since I posted something I guess I'm fair game to get joked now. But its cool, amuse me.

[Jibbyâ„¢]

Oh hell naw, whats Jwag doin up in this thread?
This ain't the casting call for Malibu's Most Wanted,
You can't change being chigoozi, boy, get it thru your head,

Carmen, I've really got to ask you something,
When you posted your pic, what were you thinking?
Rockin' a shirt by Goodwill and a body by Twinkies,

I'm not gonna apologize, yeah I said it,
In fact, the only way you'd get laid is,
If you crawled up a chicken's azz and waited,

You're a cross between Austin Powers and Quasi Modo,
Cuz you fat and ugly and someone stole your Mojo,
A rhymopractor couldn't align your flow, a miracle might help that back tho,

Credit collector called--you're behind on your bills,
Guess you ain't makin money with your dyck suckin skillz,
Those old men couldn't get a rise, even after a bottle of pills,

Keep reciting your rhymes, we can see they'll all out of whack,
Oh and call your bank, I've got a hold on your reality check...

[Kool Breeze]

OH ****! I ain't posting nothing else. Don't wanna get her on my bad side. DAYUM!

[SmokeEater]

[Dawg Stylez]

[Grits & Beans]

ojibwekwe

Your not the least bit original
ain't no future in your frontin'
your man talks dirty to you when you IM him
but I got him in my bed and we got 2 humpin'

but I ain't sweatin' you cause the
next time you jump in
I'll throw a hammer at your ugly mug
and hit you with the blunt end

take a good look in the mirror
the reflection is a result of
5 years of snorting nose candy
so you can get the nerve to talk tough

your jealous cause I got all the curves
just check my posture
you suffer from Noassatall
that's why you sit for the cure

not only that you got PMS
that is your p**** must stink
if this was a game show
you'd get voted off cause you are the weakest link

remember the rhyme time poll
well then tell me who
took pity on a sorry azz and
was the only one that voted for you?

guys avoid you
like one would avoid ringworm
ain't nobody sexing you
cause you carry the germ

ruff you up cuff you up
snuff you out in the true slayer way
drag you like you was
Ru Paul having a bad hair day

[SmokeEater]

Whats J-Dawg doing here on this thread?
We need Card his azz before he tries to post here again.

Now you've gone from Wannabe NDN, to Wannabe MC,
If you Wannabe good, then don't copy KB.

Don't think you can come here and be like Eminem.
You'll end up like that other Blonde,
You know, the one who went to Montana, remember him?

You don't want to f*** with me Dawg, you fake azz Slim Shady,
Cause I'll rip your heart out,
like every girl has done to me that i've ever dated.

So hide in a cornfield in Illinois for now,
And I don't want to hear from you again, until the next National Powwow.

It's all good, I'll let you get away this time,
If I keep clowning your lyrics, I might get charged with a Hate Crime.

Now to Shan, Carmen, and Ojib, ya'lls flows mmmmm aight,
But even if ya'll were virgins, your flows still wouldn't be tight.

Kool Breeze, my Bro' it's good to see you back in the mix,
I knew you'd come back when you got that sand out of your clit.

Just because I said "Bro", that doesn't mean I've gotten Nice.
Cause only for half of the price, I'll turn on you quicka,
Than Judas turned on Jesus after the Last Suppa.

So now you've got one of two options you can choose,
One's nothing,
And the other is battle against someone who's got nothing to lose.

Don't try to win against someone with no conscience, no girl, or no God.
Cause I can stir the up shyt, like my name is Fastdog.

You can try all you want to play me Son,
But it's no worse than any chick, I've been with has done.

Fool Please, go ahead and post more of your lame azz shyt,
But I will harass you so much you'll think I'm Nick.

Hmmm you don't get it??? Let's Roll play again, so you'll see...
You can be Rodney King. I'll be L.A.P.D.

There's nothing too sacred I wouldn't put in a rhyme,
I've been known to cuss in church, and take p*** on a shrine.

I always plead guilty to someone elses crime,
Then beg for the maximum sentence and serve out their jail time.

Thats as far in my mind that anyone can get,
Go ahead can try to piss me off, the worse way you can spit it.
But Playing Devils Advocate,
I'll send us all to Sheol with a lyrical one way ticket.

[~*~ShanLyn~*~]

only got luh

so once again i sit, bored, at 1:37 am
its like a constant cycle, to be rite back here again

i sit, i post, i read, i laugh, and think of smart shyt to say
by smart i mean smart azz no doubt cuz itz tha ndn way!

my homiez yeah, we still are chillin, in our lil hangout
cuz we know what all this freaky ish is really all about

we got our hottiez, our freakz our pimpz and all thatz in between
me and homie we're shandalous, and we rule there as ur queenz!

we dont play no gamez, or call no namez, jus tell it like it iz...
we'll be straight up and call ur bluff when u think u know tha biz

we'll have yo back when you need luh from all your tru homegurlz
no homie goez home alone from there, believe me you'll get urz

i only got luh for all of these, powwows.com emceez
ya'll know the deal, you say whutz real, and spill yo rhymez fo free

so keep doin what u do, keep it real homiez!
and next time i see ya'll it'll be in the moviez!

got that right, it'll be 8 mile style,
but with that indigenous twist!

[rkbtmeyb]

damn this thread is crazy.....
yalls be postin so quick
my eyes are gettin lazy.........
the fog is gettin so thick
i cant see.........
its too damn hazy!

I aint to quick at this either
so dont try to race me
I aint no powder puff either
so dont try to haze me

took me ten minutes for this little azz post
I stood here for so long.....smoke eater shot me..
now Im a ghost!

[jingle genie]

Originally posted by ~*~ShanLyn~*~
Ok, lookout imma give this ish a try
jus cuz all these otha *****es are thinkin they can rhyme

ayee im jus kiddin kids, i aint here to fight
im jus sittin here at my computer cuz im all bored to-nyte

itz 3:28 in the mornin and im up with nothin to do
cept chat with my sista, my homegurl whooz down on da rez in walpole

now im on da web surfin this here powwows.com on the net
itz tha place where me and some of my tightest homiez met

we chill in the homie hangout all day long and then all nyte
cuz with no powwow season happenin its the best thing to do, ain that ryte??

that-a gurl... reprezentin' as always!!!

[StormCloud]

What’s all this wanna be stylers doin up in here
This ain’t the amateur club go play with your mamas gear
U all can’t style, u sound like south park kyle so put that lame A$$ $hit in your moms garbage pile.
Trying your diss and that’s and now u all fighting like cats move over felines before Uall get used like mats.
Big daddy is in and he’s got game like sin but he don’t want your ugly asses go pick some weight to trim..
All right young tenders think you can test this hunk, must have a trunk fulla funk cuzz flat A$$ is for punks..
I’ve got the weight where it’s needed, now step up and be fed must have experience so I don’t blow off your head
no lolipop suckin, lame A$$ buckin need some roni with juice who can sit on me sometiing.

[SqUish]

go jibby go jibby!:blow: