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    HOW REZ ARE YOU QUIZ

    Add up how totally REZ you are:

    1. You've ever used a piece of mail for a dustpan.
    (5 points)

    2. If you've ever run a race barefoot in the middle of the street.
    (10 points)

    3. You had a candy lady in your neighborhood.
    (5 points, +5 if your house was the candy lady)

    4. If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt.
    (3 points for ea ch)

    5. If you have ever had to walk to school or walked home from school.
    (2 points)

    6. If you have ever used dishwashing liquid for bubble bath.
    (5 points)

    7. If you ever mixed kool-Aid one glass at a time because you got tired
    of other people drinking up the Kool-Aid you just made.
    (5 points)

    8. If you have ever played any of the following games: hide and go
    seek, freeze tag, momma may I? or red light/green light.
    (2 points each)

    9. If your neighborhood had an ice cream man.
    (2 points +2 if he rang a bell)

    10. If you refer to "Now and Later" c andies as "Nighladers."
    (5 points)

    11. If you ever run from the police on foot.
    (5 points +5 more if you got away)

    12. If you ever had reusable bacon grease in a container on your stove.
    (5 points +15 points if you still do it)

    13. The batteries in your remote control ever been held in by a piece
    of tape.
    (5 points)

    14. If you have ever worn any of the following fragrances: Brute, Hai
    Karate, Jean Nate, Old Spice, Chole, English Leather, Stetson, Charlie,
    or Faberge'.
    (1 point each)

    15. If you've ever used tussy.
    (5 points)

    16. If you've never been to the dentist.
    (15 points)

    17. If you have a friend or family member whose nickname is one word
    said twice: Dee-Dee, Fee-Fee, Man-Man, Kay-Kay, Lee-Lee, Ree-Ree,
    Ray-Ray, Nay-Nay, etc.
    (10 points)

    18. If you have ever paged yourself for any reason.
    (3 points)

    19. If you've ever worn house shoes outside of the house.
    (2 points)

    20. You add "ED" or "T" to the end of words already in the past tense
    (for example, Tooked, Light-Skinneded, kilt, ruint, etc.).
    (5 points)

    21. You use "nem" to describe a certain group of people (for example
    Crai g nem' or momma nem').
    (5 points)

    22. You've ever driven on a donut for more than 2 weeks after your
    flat.
    (5 points)

    23. Your child drops his/her pacifier and you sanitize it by sucking
    it.
    (10 points)

    24. You say "aaayyee" "eh" or "ennit"after every sentence.
    (10 points)

    25. You've ever left a social gathering with a plate.
    (2 points)

    26. You use jelly and jam jars as your "fine china."
    (5 points)

    27. The gold on your teeth are from chewing tobacco or snuff.
    (5 points)

    28. You have "INDIAN CAR" on your bumper.
    (5 points) (+5 for being stopped by police because it is an actual ndn
    car)

    29. You constantly hit *69 and ask, "Did you just call here?"
    (10 points)

    30. You point in a certain direction with your lips.
    (20 points)

    31. You used a towel on the floor to iron on.
    (5 points)

    32. You used Vaseline to shine your shoes.
    (5 points)

    ****If you scored 81 or more, say "buh!" and add another 10 pts.

    NOW YOU ARE OFFICIALLY STRAIT BROUGHT UP FROM THE REZ .
    8
    0-40 - Either you are not native or you are lying.
    0.00%
    0
    41-80 - Why do you still have to lie?
    12.50%
    1
    81-90 - Okay, you're semi rez
    50.00%
    4
    91+ - STRAIGHT REZ, BROUGHT FROM THE RESERVATION VILLAGE, YOU HAD A
    37.50%
    3
    Last edited by Southern Comfort; 05-16-2007, 02:32 PM. Reason: cuz
    www.myspace.com/southernx_hunnie2k5

    ***NO MATTER HOW I TRY I CANT SEEM TO GET U OUTTA MY MIND BCUZ U ARE SO FINE AND I CARE FOR U I HOPE U CARE FOR ME TO NO DOUBT ABOUT IT I DONT WANNA BE A PLAYA NO MORE***

    LULULULU

  • #2
    lol when i did this i got 161 and then i ended up sayin BUH...cuz i sat it all tha time neways...lol
    www.myspace.com/southernx_hunnie2k5

    ***NO MATTER HOW I TRY I CANT SEEM TO GET U OUTTA MY MIND BCUZ U ARE SO FINE AND I CARE FOR U I HOPE U CARE FOR ME TO NO DOUBT ABOUT IT I DONT WANNA BE A PLAYA NO MORE***

    LULULULU

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    • #3
      I guess I am Semi-Rez. I leave it now and then. I have dual identitys. REZBOY, and Just some dark dude in the world with braids speaking correct american english.
      sigpicWhy Can't i say "Wanker"?

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      • #4
        Lol... 100 EXACTLY! I owe most of that to my childhood... aw, how I miss the goot times before we moved to the stinkin' suburbs, ayee!

        And I can't help it that I borrow my dad's brute and old spice... he smells purdy, why can't I! All the boyz loooove it when I smells just like them!... I think. Hmmm, come to think of it, I haven't had a date in a while....... maybe I should switch to stetson. hahahahaha
        ~*The only thing we know for sure is that we believe.*~

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        • #5
          oh BUH!!! Dang I scored a 90 and had to add 10 more points....I know I'm rez. I got the donut tire, the rez car, and the bumper sticker to prove it...aye cha.
          sigpic This is how I dance when your standing next to me...

          "Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the Dogs of War..."

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          • #6
            Raised in the suburbs - only scored a 75 , but rezzer than I thought I was... Got a fair amount of points for a lot of kids' stuff - played all the games, ran barefoot in the street, wore some of those colognes. I've ironed on a towel on the floor and even as recently as my youngest, who is 14 months, sucked her passy clean...

            I actually did get chased by the police and got away. I was 7 and I had run away from home because my mom wanted to pull my loose tooth and I didn't want her to. The police didn't catch me, but since I ran away to my great-aunt's house, she turned me in....

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            • #7
              Originally posted by NorthofAda View Post

              I actually did get chased by the police and got away. I was 7 and I had run away from home because my mom wanted to pull my loose tooth and I didn't want her to. The police didn't catch me, but since I ran away to my great-aunt's house, she turned me in....

              lol crazy....
              www.myspace.com/southernx_hunnie2k5

              ***NO MATTER HOW I TRY I CANT SEEM TO GET U OUTTA MY MIND BCUZ U ARE SO FINE AND I CARE FOR U I HOPE U CARE FOR ME TO NO DOUBT ABOUT IT I DONT WANNA BE A PLAYA NO MORE***

              LULULULU

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