Be Careful What You Wish For

[RestlessN8iv]

A new stove is yours! A brand new 1800s reproduction woodburning stove! And it is installed inside your new walk-in freezer!

I wish I knew 7 different languages.

Unfortunately all seven are "dead" languages long forgotten by time. You cannot use them to communicate, and everyone assumes you are working gibberish.

I wish I were Batman

[muskrat_skull]

You get your magic carpet, but it's not the kind to fly around on it is the kind that cleans itself...oh no!! You dropped one of your favorite earrings and the carpet cleaned it right up!

I wish I had a new stove!

A new stove is yours! A brand new 1800s reproduction woodburning stove! And it is installed inside your new walk-in freezer!

I wish I knew 7 different languages.

[Stands Alone]

You learn to swim but you only know how to swim really super incredibly slowly, so slowly your motions are imperceptible to the human eye. So you find yourself underwater after all!

I wish I had a magic carpet.

You get your magic carpet, but it's not the kind to fly around on it is the kind that cleans itself...oh no!! You dropped one of your favorite earrings and the carpet cleaned it right up!

I wish I had a new stove!

[muskrat_skull]

You get your private jet...you're destination is a far away land! You arrive and think, "This is the most beautiful island I have ever seen!" You start walking around and then you run into a tribe of cannibals....poof you're gone!

I wish I knew how to swim!

You learn to swim but you only know how to swim really super incredibly slowly, so slowly your motions are imperceptible to the human eye. So you find yourself underwater after all!

I wish I had a magic carpet.

[Stands Alone]

Umm tasty wish!
You get a snickers, and conveniently, it is right inside your mouth! But unfortunately it is a 10 lb snickers bar!

I wish I had a private jet.

You get your private jet...you're destination is a far away land! You arrive and think, "This is the most beautiful island I have ever seen!" You start walking around and then you run into a tribe of cannibals....poof you're gone!

I wish I knew how to swim!

[muskrat_skull]

Your wish in granted! You are now in the Bahamas, lying on the beach looking at the beautiful water...then all of a sudden a big wave comes in and covers you with water! You're thinking, "OMG...I'm gonna drown!" Then low and behold here's comes that hunky man you've been wanting for years....unfortunately he is a 800 lb gorilla!

I wish I had a snickers!

Umm tasty wish!
You get a snickers, and conveniently, it is right inside your mouth! But unfortunately it is a 10 lb snickers bar!

I wish I had a private jet.

[Stands Alone]

You get your wish, but find yourself in se georgia on the run from hostile crackers and their dogs through briars and bamboo vines deep into the alligator and moccassin infested Okefenoke, where the Creeks start chasing you, too!

I wish I was in the Bahamas sunbathing.

Your wish in granted! You are now in the Bahamas, lying on the beach looking at the beautiful water...then all of a sudden a big wave comes in and covers you with water! You're thinking, "OMG...I'm gonna drown!" Then low and behold here's comes that hunky man you've been wanting for years....unfortunately he is a 800 lb gorilla!

I wish I had a snickers!

[muskrat_skull]

Your wish is granted. You travel back to 1600's and find that you are a part dog and part cat! One minute you are running around chasing your tail, then you turn around and lick your paw!

I wish I lived in the 1800's.

You get your wish, but find yourself in se georgia on the run from hostile crackers and their dogs through briars and bamboo vines deep into the alligator and moccassin infested Okefenoke, where the Creeks start chasing you, too!

I wish I was in the Bahamas sunbathing.

[Stands Alone]

Your wish is granted. Your house cleans itself, but with its own priorities. It gets rid of all your stuff until it is entirely empty and changes the locks!

I wish I could travel back in time to the 1600s.

Your wish is granted. You travel back to 1600's and find that you are a part dog and part cat! One minute you are running around chasing your tail, then you turn around and lick your paw!

I wish I lived in the 1800's.

[muskrat_skull]

You get your wish! But before you realize it is there [MENTION=95088]Doc[/MENTION]at already came and took all your money!

I wish my house would clean itself!

Your wish is granted. Your house cleans itself, but with its own priorities. It gets rid of all your stuff until it is entirely empty and changes the locks!

I wish I could travel back in time to the 1600s.

[Stands Alone]

Someone baked you some fresh cookies, but they contain special ingredients from the powwow, which make you very hungry. So you eat more and more and get hungrier and hungrier until you gain so much weight you can't go dancing anymore without spotters.

I wish that money would grow on a tree in my backyard.

You get your wish! But before you realize it is there [MENTION=95088]Doc[/MENTION]at already came and took all your money!

I wish my house would clean itself!

[muskrat_skull]

Oh yeah, well you are getting your wish. You are getting a powwow in your backyard. Unfortunately the neighbors call the police because it sounds like the Indians living at your place are burning someone...but the ruckus is [MENTION=127906]muskrat_skull[/MENTION] 's singing voice. Dogs are howling. Police are coming. Warrants are on the way. The hunky man servant cannot be found.

I wish someone would bake me some fresh cookies.

Someone baked you some fresh cookies, but they contain special ingredients from the powwow, which make you very hungry. So you eat more and more and get hungrier and hungrier until you gain so much weight you can't go dancing anymore without spotters.

I wish that money would grow on a tree in my backyard.

[docat]

ROFL, too true... I will have to remember to leave a list for my hunky man servant.

You get this wish, in fact you grown fingernails so long that in a single day they are longer than the longest fingernails. You can no longer driver, open doors, or use the pc or even care for yourself. But they still don't stop growing, until you are hunched over and dragging them behind you in the dirt.

I wish there was a great big powwow with all my friends right in my own backyard!

Oh yeah, well you are getting your wish. You are getting a powwow in your backyard. Unfortunately the neighbors call the police because it sounds like the Indians living at your place are burning someone...but the ruckus is [MENTION=127906]muskrat_skull[/MENTION] 's singing voice. Dogs are howling. Police are coming. Warrants are on the way. The hunky man servant cannot be found.

I wish someone would bake me some fresh cookies.

[muskrat_skull]

Your wish comes true, but you find that your non-gay hunky man servant came by to see if you needed anything, but you were already asleep....too tired to wish any longer. ROTFL

I wish I could grow long fingernails.

ROFL, too true... I will have to remember to leave a list for my hunky man servant.

You get this wish, in fact you grown fingernails so long that in a single day they are longer than the longest fingernails. You can no longer driver, open doors, or use the pc or even care for yourself. But they still don't stop growing, until you are hunched over and dragging them behind you in the dirt.

I wish there was a great big powwow with all my friends right in my own backyard!

[docat]

Your wish comes true, you do the dive spectacularly, and the crowd cheers, but no fame comes of it. You splash too much when you land and all the cute guys in the front row get soaked. Also, your older relatives get soaked and curse at you all the way home. They don't even notice or praise your dive.

I wish someone else would do the next wish. I'm tired.

Your wish comes true, but you find that your non-gay hunky man servant came by to see if you needed anything, but you were already asleep....too tired to wish any longer. ROTFL

I wish I could grow long fingernails.