Be Careful What You Wish For

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That sounds like them now!lol.
You fit in your old swimsuit, your really old swimsuit, like from when you are 3 years old and it has the ballerina skirt and ducky on the front and you get your 3 year old body back too! [MENTION=31580]2lineCarrandMorgan[/MENTION] wished for this one! [MENTION=101915]docat[/MENTION], I wonder if this works?

It worked!

You wished for it but unfortunately the suit with the ducky on the front was my half-brother's suit...wait, that wasn't a ducky...

I wish I knew how to do that and could mention too.

[muskrat_skull]

It worked!

You wished for it but unfortunately the suit with the ducky on the front was my half-brother's suit...wait, that wasn't a ducky...

I wish I knew how to do that and could mention too.

Okay, your wish is granted, you learn to do "that" which is not really anything, so you learned nothing. You also gained the capability of putting an @ sign in front of any user's name in a post and having it magically turn into a mention. But you could always do that, so you didn't get anything there. You didn't even realize that you "could" do this, so went on thinking you couldn't and crying about it at nights, making you not-so-hot in the dating department.

I wish I was a hot young thing with big , well, hotter and younger.

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Okay, your wish is granted, you learn to do "that" which is not really anything, so you learned nothing. You also gained the capability of putting an @ sign in front of any user's name in a post and having it magically turn into a mention. But you could always do that, so you didn't get anything there. You didn't even realize that you "could" do this, so went on thinking you couldn't and crying about it at nights, making you not-so-hot in the dating department.

I wish I was a hot young thing with big , well, hotter and younger.

I will have to try that.

YOUR wish is granted...yes all of it. [MENTION=127906]muskrat_skull[/MENTION] become hotter and younger because she went to the hospital for a tonsillectomy and was mistaken for a plastic surgery case of enhancements...and when she looked down at the hospital bracelet, they had the wrong name and a MUCH YOUNGER age written there.

I wish I had a pizza oven.

[muskrat_skull]

I will have to try that.

YOUR wish is granted...yes all of it. [MENTION=127906]muskrat_skull[/MENTION] become hotter and younger because she went to the hospital for a tonsillectomy and was mistaken for a plastic surgery case of enhancements...and when she looked down at the hospital bracelet, they had the wrong name and a MUCH YOUNGER age written there.

I wish I had a pizza oven.

Hey, I'm willing to try that hospital bracelet thing. Do you think guys look at those? LOL!!!! It'd be like showing them your medic alert bracelet! See, sonny, I told you I was only 89 and not 90, you young whippersnapper...

You get an oven that isn't an oven, it is a pizza that calls itself an oven. It's written on the box OVEN. It isn't even hot by the time it arrives and the only place to put anything inside is between the cheese and the crust, which gets sauce all over.

I wish that you could just wish for things and get them.

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I wish that you could just wish for things and get them.

Look no further, you wish is granted! Everything you wish for you get...you get your sportscar with 4 wheels...but no steering wheel. You get your non-gay hunky man servant who has reeking bad breath. You get the winning lottery numbers...for last week ( [MENTION=36320]windanncer[/MENTION] can tell you about that). You get a new McMansion and it is falling in a sink hole. Yep, everything you want. Just name it. LOL

I wish I could do one of those fancy dives off the high dive.

[muskrat_skull]

Look no further, you wish is granted! Everything you wish for you get...you get your sportscar with 4 wheels...but no steering wheel. You get your non-gay hunky man servant who has reeking bad breath. You get the winning lottery numbers...for last week ( [MENTION=36320]windanncer[/MENTION] can tell you about that). You get a new McMansion and it is falling in a sink hole. Yep, everything you want. Just name it. LOL

I wish I could do one of those fancy dives off the high dive.[/SIZE]

Your wish comes true, you do the dive spectacularly, and the crowd cheers, but no fame comes of it. You splash too much when you land and all the cute guys in the front row get soaked. Also, your older relatives get soaked and curse at you all the way home. They don't even notice or praise your dive.

I wish someone else would do the next wish. I'm tired.

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Your wish comes true, you do the dive spectacularly, and the crowd cheers, but no fame comes of it. You splash too much when you land and all the cute guys in the front row get soaked. Also, your older relatives get soaked and curse at you all the way home. They don't even notice or praise your dive.

I wish someone else would do the next wish. I'm tired.

Your wish comes true, but you find that your non-gay hunky man servant came by to see if you needed anything, but you were already asleep....too tired to wish any longer. ROTFL

I wish I could grow long fingernails.

[muskrat_skull]

Your wish comes true, but you find that your non-gay hunky man servant came by to see if you needed anything, but you were already asleep....too tired to wish any longer. ROTFL

I wish I could grow long fingernails.

ROFL, too true... I will have to remember to leave a list for my hunky man servant.

You get this wish, in fact you grown fingernails so long that in a single day they are longer than the longest fingernails. You can no longer driver, open doors, or use the pc or even care for yourself. But they still don't stop growing, until you are hunched over and dragging them behind you in the dirt.

I wish there was a great big powwow with all my friends right in my own backyard!

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ROFL, too true... I will have to remember to leave a list for my hunky man servant.

You get this wish, in fact you grown fingernails so long that in a single day they are longer than the longest fingernails. You can no longer driver, open doors, or use the pc or even care for yourself. But they still don't stop growing, until you are hunched over and dragging them behind you in the dirt.

I wish there was a great big powwow with all my friends right in my own backyard!

Oh yeah, well you are getting your wish. You are getting a powwow in your backyard. Unfortunately the neighbors call the police because it sounds like the Indians living at your place are burning someone...but the ruckus is [MENTION=127906]muskrat_skull[/MENTION] 's singing voice. Dogs are howling. Police are coming. Warrants are on the way. The hunky man servant cannot be found.

I wish someone would bake me some fresh cookies.

[muskrat_skull]

Oh yeah, well you are getting your wish. You are getting a powwow in your backyard. Unfortunately the neighbors call the police because it sounds like the Indians living at your place are burning someone...but the ruckus is [MENTION=127906]muskrat_skull[/MENTION] 's singing voice. Dogs are howling. Police are coming. Warrants are on the way. The hunky man servant cannot be found.

I wish someone would bake me some fresh cookies.

Someone baked you some fresh cookies, but they contain special ingredients from the powwow, which make you very hungry. So you eat more and more and get hungrier and hungrier until you gain so much weight you can't go dancing anymore without spotters.

I wish that money would grow on a tree in my backyard.

[Stands Alone]

Someone baked you some fresh cookies, but they contain special ingredients from the powwow, which make you very hungry. So you eat more and more and get hungrier and hungrier until you gain so much weight you can't go dancing anymore without spotters.

I wish that money would grow on a tree in my backyard.

You get your wish! But before you realize it is there [MENTION=95088]Doc[/MENTION]at already came and took all your money!

I wish my house would clean itself!

[muskrat_skull]

You get your wish! But before you realize it is there [MENTION=95088]Doc[/MENTION]at already came and took all your money!

I wish my house would clean itself!

Your wish is granted. Your house cleans itself, but with its own priorities. It gets rid of all your stuff until it is entirely empty and changes the locks!

I wish I could travel back in time to the 1600s.

[Stands Alone]

Your wish is granted. Your house cleans itself, but with its own priorities. It gets rid of all your stuff until it is entirely empty and changes the locks!

I wish I could travel back in time to the 1600s.

Your wish is granted. You travel back to 1600's and find that you are a part dog and part cat! One minute you are running around chasing your tail, then you turn around and lick your paw!

I wish I lived in the 1800's.

[muskrat_skull]

Your wish is granted. You travel back to 1600's and find that you are a part dog and part cat! One minute you are running around chasing your tail, then you turn around and lick your paw!

I wish I lived in the 1800's.

You get your wish, but find yourself in se georgia on the run from hostile crackers and their dogs through briars and bamboo vines deep into the alligator and moccassin infested Okefenoke, where the Creeks start chasing you, too!

I wish I was in the Bahamas sunbathing.

[Stands Alone]

You get your wish, but find yourself in se georgia on the run from hostile crackers and their dogs through briars and bamboo vines deep into the alligator and moccassin infested Okefenoke, where the Creeks start chasing you, too!

I wish I was in the Bahamas sunbathing.

Your wish in granted! You are now in the Bahamas, lying on the beach looking at the beautiful water...then all of a sudden a big wave comes in and covers you with water! You're thinking, "OMG...I'm gonna drown!" Then low and behold here's comes that hunky man you've been wanting for years....unfortunately he is a 800 lb gorilla!

I wish I had a snickers!