Be Careful What You Wish For

[muskrat_skull]

Your wish in granted! You are now in the Bahamas, lying on the beach looking at the beautiful water...then all of a sudden a big wave comes in and covers you with water! You're thinking, "OMG...I'm gonna drown!" Then low and behold here's comes that hunky man you've been wanting for years....unfortunately he is a 800 lb gorilla!

I wish I had a snickers!

Umm tasty wish!
You get a snickers, and conveniently, it is right inside your mouth! But unfortunately it is a 10 lb snickers bar!

I wish I had a private jet.

[Stands Alone]

Umm tasty wish!
You get a snickers, and conveniently, it is right inside your mouth! But unfortunately it is a 10 lb snickers bar!

I wish I had a private jet.

You get your private jet...you're destination is a far away land! You arrive and think, "This is the most beautiful island I have ever seen!" You start walking around and then you run into a tribe of cannibals....poof you're gone!

I wish I knew how to swim!

[muskrat_skull]

You get your private jet...you're destination is a far away land! You arrive and think, "This is the most beautiful island I have ever seen!" You start walking around and then you run into a tribe of cannibals....poof you're gone!

I wish I knew how to swim!

You learn to swim but you only know how to swim really super incredibly slowly, so slowly your motions are imperceptible to the human eye. So you find yourself underwater after all!

I wish I had a magic carpet.

[Stands Alone]

You learn to swim but you only know how to swim really super incredibly slowly, so slowly your motions are imperceptible to the human eye. So you find yourself underwater after all!

I wish I had a magic carpet.

You get your magic carpet, but it's not the kind to fly around on it is the kind that cleans itself...oh no!! You dropped one of your favorite earrings and the carpet cleaned it right up!

I wish I had a new stove!

[muskrat_skull]

You get your magic carpet, but it's not the kind to fly around on it is the kind that cleans itself...oh no!! You dropped one of your favorite earrings and the carpet cleaned it right up!

I wish I had a new stove!

A new stove is yours! A brand new 1800s reproduction woodburning stove! And it is installed inside your new walk-in freezer!

I wish I knew 7 different languages.

[RestlessN8iv]

A new stove is yours! A brand new 1800s reproduction woodburning stove! And it is installed inside your new walk-in freezer!

I wish I knew 7 different languages.

Unfortunately all seven are "dead" languages long forgotten by time. You cannot use them to communicate, and everyone assumes you are working gibberish.

I wish I were Batman

[muskrat_skull]

Unfortunately all seven are "dead" languages long forgotten by time. You cannot use them to communicate, and everyone assumes you are working gibberish.

I wish I were Batman

Your wish is granted and you become Batman but the tights are three sizes too small, YOUCH!

I wish my dogs could talk to me!

[docat]

Your wish is granted and you become Batman but the tights are three sizes too small, YOUCH!

I wish my dogs could talk to me!

Your dogs talk to you and your family has you put away in a mental asylum.

I wish dinner was miraculously made and on the table tonight.

[muskrat_skull]

Your dogs talk to you and your family has you put away in a mental asylum.

I wish dinner was miraculously made and on the table tonight.

Your wish is granted. Dinner is made, but it is freaky cuisine consisting of fried grasshoppers, maggots in rice, and large peel and eat cockroaches. Even your dog won't touch it.

I wish I could clone myself and have twice the fun.

[docat]

Oh my, you clone yourself and you find yourself coming and going...haha...no, you clone yourself and find out your clone takes over your name and info and says she doesn't know who you are. No driver's license. No passport. She's got it all and is accusing YOU of stealing her identity...and your family likes her better.

I wish I had a new fishing pole.

[lbgood]

Your wish is granted. Dinner is made, but it is freaky cuisine consisting of fried grasshoppers, maggots in rice, and large peel and eat cockroaches. Even your dog won't touch it.

I wish I could clone myself and have twice the fun.

If you cloned yourself, then would your non-gay hunky guy be the one who is having twice the fun - not you??? Just ask'n

[lbgood]

Oh my, you clone yourself and you find yourself coming and going...haha...no, you clone yourself and find out your clone takes over your name and info and says she doesn't know who you are. No driver's license. No passport. She's got it all and is accusing YOU of stealing her identity...and your family likes her better.

I wish I had a new fishing pole.

Sounds like you want to clone your non-gay Hunky guy

[muskrat_skull]

If you cloned yourself, then would your non-gay hunky guy be the one who is having twice the fun - not you??? Just ask'n

Hmmm, yeah it would only work if my two selves only had one brain...

[muskrat_skull]

Sounds like you want to clone your non-gay Hunky guy

They would probably end up just fighting over me *sigh*...but that could be fun too!

[muskrat_skull]

Oh my, you clone yourself and you find yourself coming and going...haha...no, you clone yourself and find out your clone takes over your name and info and says she doesn't know who you are. No driver's license. No passport. She's got it all and is accusing YOU of stealing her identity...and your family likes her better.

I wish I had a new fishing pole.

You get your new fishing pole and it is delivered to you by the man of your dreams. You do not notice him though because all you care about is your new fishing pole!

I wish [MENTION=9312]lbgood[/MENTION] would make a wish!