Be Careful What You Wish For

[RestlessN8iv]

You get your new fishing pole and it is delivered to you by the man of your dreams. You do not notice him though because all you care about is your new fishing pole!

I wish [MENTION=9312]lbgood[/MENTION] would make a wish!

lbgood makes a wish, but it's for world peace. As life, and in fact biology itself is naturally violent to at least some degree, all life on Earth is extinguished

I wish you hadn't said that.

[docat]

lbgood makes a wish, but it's for world peace. As life, and in fact biology itself is naturally violent to at least some degree, all life on Earth is extinguished

I wish you hadn't said that.

Your wish is granted and [MENTION=9312]lbgood[/MENTION] never said that...in fact, LBGood's computer was taken over by Spirit~Wolf's (see Delete Account? thread) powwow's account which is ailing from a poltergeist attack.

I wish I had a new computer!

[Suzizila]

i wish that somebody would light a fire under me so i could be up in front of the walking group with all the long legged people and then pass them all by, leaving them ten miles behind.

[Stands Alone]

i wish that somebody would light a fire under me so i could be up in front of the walking group with all the long legged people and then pass them all by, leaving them ten miles behind.

You get your wish, except it didn't get your feet walking fast...caught your butt on fire!

I wish my dogs didn't bark at squirrels!

[2lineCarrandMorgan]

Your wish is granted and [MENTION=9312]lbgood[/MENTION] never said that...in fact, LBGood's computer was taken over by Spirit~Wolf's (see Delete Account? thread) powwow's account which is ailing from a poltergeist attack.

I wish I had a new computer!

new computer is on its way ,a gift from powwows.com you enjoy your new computer so much no one bothers you with time wasting commits or sexist jokes or bad grammer, really nothing is out of bounds now ...powwows.com is no longer powwows.com after just a few days of this the site is now called
Indians R US, Paul get hit with a copy right law infringement and has to pull up stakes and move to Texas

i wish i felt like doing something about anything

[docat]

You get your wish! Your dogs stop barking at squirrels because the squirrels were teaching them to become squirrels. Now that your dogs are acting like squirrels, they attack your home, your food, your trees, etc. Everything is overrun with squirrels and dogs acting like squirrels...not just your dogs, even the neighbor dogs and they have all turned squirrelly.

I wish I didn't have to do repairs at my aunt's house today.

[Stands Alone]

You get your wish! Your dogs stop barking at squirrels because the squirrels were teaching them to become squirrels. Now that your dogs are acting like squirrels, they attack your home, your food, your trees, etc. Everything is overrun with squirrels and dogs acting like squirrels...not just your dogs, even the neighbor dogs and they have all turned squirrelly.

I wish I didn't have to do repairs at my aunt's house today.

Your wish is granted....except now that you're not doing the repairs her roof caves, all plumbing & electric goes crazy. Every time she turns on the water she gets shocked and water is spraying out of her electical panel...but don't worry she is having a very hunky guy come over and take care of things!

I wish my washer didn't squeak!

[docat]

Your wish comes true. Your washer stops squeaking when you RELEASE the rats nesting inside it.

I wish I could find a box of buried treasure in my back yard.

[muskrat_skull]

Your wish comes true. Your washer stops squeaking when you RELEASE the rats nesting inside it.

I wish I could find a box of buried treasure in my back yard.

You find a box of buried treasure in your backyard, and you are so excited you call the press to watch you open it. The only problem is that your ex-husband's dead body is also inside! Sounds like a two fer one, eh?? But he was buried alive, his face is in a horrible grimace, and he has written in blood on the lid of the box that YOU killed him! The police descend on you, take all your money and get the hotseat in Starke ready!

I wish I had a big ole plate of muskrat and mashed potatoes with the gravy all over it!

[docat]

You find a box of buried treasure in your backyard, and you are so excited you call the press to watch you open it. The only problem is that your ex-husband's dead body is also inside! Sounds like a two fer one, eh?? But he was buried alive, his face is in a horrible grimace, and he has written in blood on the lid of the box that YOU killed him! The police descend on you, take all your money and get the hotseat in Starke ready!

I wish I had a big ole plate of muskrat and mashed potatoes with the gravy all over it!

Oh you sit down to that plate of muskrat and mashed potatoes when the news people (finished with the docat debacle) come to your house because someone anonymously (I wonder who) posted online that you are a family of CANNIBALS. Your plate is whisked from you and taken to dna labs.

OOOOOH, I wish I had a carpenter friend who could fix my aunt's laundry room wall that I backed her electric cart into.

[2lineCarrandMorgan]

new computer is on its way ,a gift from powwows.com you enjoy your new computer so much no one bothers you with time wasting commits or sexist jokes or bad grammer, really nothing is out of bounds now ...powwows.com is no longer powwows.com after just a few days of this the site is now called
Indians R US, Paul get hit with a copy right law infringement and has to pull up stakes and move to Texas

i wish i felt like doing something about anything

i belive i will answer my own wish
i get up to fix lunch ,watch the show about the cardneals picking a new Pope
talk with my mom who is nursing my sister from mascomtomey .worry if Paul going ban me today .look for free things on craigs list, listen to a book on cd from the libary were thomas and i went on sunday, wonder if i should try and make the spell check work on internet explourer...take my bird out to sit on my shoulder.. check face book for new news ..then dicide that anuff for it being 1205pm really only 1105 so no worries

[2lineCarrandMorgan]

Oh you sit down to that plate of muskrat and mashed potatoes when the news people (finished with the docat debacle) come to your house because someone anonymously (I wonder who) posted on line that you are a family of CANNIBALS. Your plate is whisked from you and taken to dna labs.

OOOOOH, I wish I had a carpenter friend who could fix my aunt's laundry room wall that I backed her electric cart into.

u look on Craig's list under barter and find a carpenter who wants to learn how to bead goot trade but being careful you diced to look up his name and find that this person not even getting near your sweet auntie so you still don't have a carpenter

[docat]

new computer is on its way ,a gift from powwows.com you enjoy your new computer so much no one bothers you with time wasting commits or sexist jokes or bad grammer, really nothing is out of bounds now ...powwows.com is no longer powwows.com after just a few days of this the site is now called
Indians R US, Paul get hit with a copy right law infringement and has to pull up stakes and move to Texas

i wish i felt like doing something about anything

You suddenly feel like doing something about anything and everything because the gov't has frozen your bank accounts and has seized your property and have taken all you have because they have confused you with a hardened criminal. So now you feel like doing something.

I wish I had another carpenter to fix my other aunt's house.

[2lineCarrandMorgan]

u look on Craig's list under barter and find a carpenter who wants to learn how to bead for trade but being careful you diced to look up his name and find that this person not even getting near your sweet auntie so you still don't have a carpenter

hum i was first
i wish this thread will get back in sync

[muskrat_skull]

hum i was first
i wish this thread will get back in sync

The great muskie puts the thread back in the sink. But docat feels ignored and throws it out of the sink and her aunt's sink again by responding also at the same time.

She does get another carpenter for her aunt's house but he has plumber butt so bad [MENTION=31580]2lineCarrandMorgan[/MENTION] laughs so hard that she spits coffee in her keyboard and docat and her auntie are forced to watch that plumber butt for hours and hours because he is old and slow and maybe needs a bath.

so then 2lineCarrandMorgan you jump in because it is taking me so long and its all out of the sink again.

I wish this thread was a real give-away!