Be Careful What You Wish For

[RestlessN8iv]

You get the hunky live in manicurist, but he brings his wife, his mother in law, his rugrat kids and his 8 hound dogs and his sneaky cat with him.

I wish I would be mistaken for someone a lot younger.

Granted, though now no one believes that you are you, or that you are an actual adult. Enjoy the foster system.\



I wish my fiancé' didn't watch the same stupid tv shows over and over.

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Granted, though now no one believes that you are you, or that you are an actual adult. Enjoy the foster system.\



I wish my fiancé' didn't watch the same stupid tv shows over and over.

You get your wish! Your fiance decides to shun tv altogether and take up ROLLER DERBY. She's so good at it, she becomes the ROLLER DERBY QUEEN and because she's so tough, she has fans all over that push their way through you to get to her. You are neglected. :(

I wish I could take flying lessons.

[RestlessN8iv]

You get your wish! Your fiance decides to shun tv altogether and take up ROLLER DERBY. She's so good at it, she becomes the ROLLER DERBY QUEEN and because she's so tough, she has fans all over that push their way through you to get to her. You are neglected. :(

I wish I could take flying lessons.

Eerily, she IS pretty fixated with the sport.

Your wish is granted. Unfortunately the "Flying lessons" you receive or of the prison slang variety In which a guard or inmate is tossed from a high tier, or balcony.


I wish I had a ham sandwich.

[milehighsalute]

Eerily, she IS pretty fixated with the sport.

Your wish is granted. Unfortunately the "Flying lessons" you receive or of the prison slang variety In which a guard or inmate is tossed from a high tier, or balcony.


I wish I had a ham sandwich.

your ham sangwich has salmonella, ecoli, herpes and AIDS....and the person who fixed it for you dropped your ham on the floor and didnt tell you

i wish all the twinkies would find another hobby

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your ham sangwich has salmonella, ecoli, herpes and AIDS....and the person who fixed it for you dropped your ham on the floor and didnt tell you

Dang what did they use for mayonaise...

i wish all the twinkies would find another hobby

The twinkies are hobbyist by nature and they can't help themselves from inviting themselves to native events, they think they are family citing "we are all related". Their twinkies are one with your ding dongs. Sorry wish denied, better luck next time

I wish I had a large glass of ice cold Dr. Pepper

[RestlessN8iv]

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Your glass contains the liquefied remains of Doctor John Pepper MD, a psychologist who was murdered by one of his patients.

I wish, I wish I didn't eat that fish.

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Your glass contains the liquefied remains of Doctor John Pepper MD, a psychologist who was murdered by one of his patients.

I wish, I wish I didn't eat that fish.

Oh lucky you! You didn't eat the fish. That was not fish; it was a college science experiment...from last year...involving radiated manatee fins.

I wish I weren't so psychic.

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I wish I weren't so psychic.

You are psychic you can see people for who they are, what they are wearing, times they wake up, what they ate, when they go to bed and with whom and etc...... Sounds stalkerish, oh wait you got your wish, you are not psychic your just psychotic

I wish for a really good year this year!

[docat]

You are psychic you can see people for who they are, what they are wearing, times they wake up, what they ate, when they go to bed and with whom and etc...... Sounds stalkerish, oh wait you got your wish, you are not psychic your just psychotic

I wish for a really good year this year!

It IS a really great year this year!!!! Unfortunately it is great for everyone BUT you. A psychic NDN is sure you won't live beyond June.

I wish I knew how to knit.

[RestlessN8iv]

You know how to knit, you do NOT know how to cast off or pearl. you are stuck constructing the same towel-like pattern out of yarn with no way to taper off or complete the project. (this is actually my situation. I'm better at spinning.)

Another drawback, you join the forums @ Ravelry.com, and become addicted. (I keed I keed)



I wish I could get a book published.

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You know how to knit, you do NOT know how to cast off or pearl. you are stuck constructing the same towel-like pattern out of yarn with no way to taper off or complete the project. (this is actually my situation. I'm better at spinning.)

Another drawback, you join the forums @ Ravelry.com, and become addicted. (I keed I keed)



I wish I could get a book published.

You CAN get a book published. You decide not to wait for some irritating book company and opt for PRINT ON DEMAND, FREE at LULU dot com. So you get your book all ready for publishing and set it up and everything and then all of the sudden, you notice there are little fees for this thing and that thing and pretty soon there is something like an ISBN thingy that you need and the tab gets bigger and bigger and you already have too much into it to abandon it so YOU PUBLISH the book and now your friends can buy it online for a nice profit for LULU, but you get almost nothing from it.


I wish I had enough leather in my stash to do a purse quilling project.

[RestlessN8iv]

You are psychic you can see people for who they are, what they are wearing, times they wake up, what they ate, when they go to bed and with whom and etc...... Sounds stalkerish, oh wait you got your wish, you are not psychic your just psychotic

I wish for a really good year this year!

You CAN get a book published. You decide not to wait for some irritating book company and opt for PRINT ON DEMAND, FREE at LULU dot com. So you get your book all ready for publishing and set it up and everything and then all of the sudden, you notice there are little fees for this thing and that thing and pretty soon there is something like an ISBN thingy that you need and the tab gets bigger and bigger and you already have too much into it to abandon it so YOU PUBLISH the book and now your friends can buy it online for a nice profit for LULU, but you get almost nothing from it.


I wish I had enough leather in my stash to do a purse quilling project.

You find the most pristine, and beautiful leather you have ever seen. You buy all the remaining yards and immediately take it home. Unfortunately, you cannot decide on a project as the amount of leather is finite, and you are not sure if you will ever find anything of its like again. Also Crom-forbid you make a mistake rendering such lovely leather useless! Paralyzed by fear and indecision, you leave the leather in a trunk, in your work area, never to be touched or used in any meaningful fashion (I've actually been there).


ALTERNATE ENDING: You find the lovely leather and receive it for a very low low price, after making the most elegant purse you've ever seen, you seek out more from the vender, who has long closed shop. You later learn that your vender has been arrested, and the "leather" was actually cultivated from human skin. Unable to shake your fixation, you become a serial killer.


I wish I could type faster.

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I wish I could type faster.

Amazingly, you can TYPE faster! You got your wish. All you had to do was heat up your keyboard so your fingers didn't linger there long. It was such an easy fix that you decided to help your fiance with her typing skills. Unfortunately, she did not appreciate the gesture and practiced her ROLLER DERBY skills on you. Don't worry, the cast will be off in 8 weeks.

I wish I had a wool carding machine.

[milehighsalute]

Eerily, she IS pretty fixated with the sport.

Your wish is granted. Unfortunately the "Flying lessons" you receive or of the prison slang variety In which a guard or inmate is tossed from a high tier, or balcony.


I wish I had a ham sandwich.

You know how to knit, you do NOT know how to cast off or pearl. you are stuck constructing the same towel-like pattern out of yarn with no way to taper off or complete the project. (this is actually my situation. I'm better at spinning.)

Another drawback, you join the forums @ Ravelry.com, and become addicted. (I keed I keed)



I wish I could get a book published.

your book gets published.....unfortunately hardcore porn involving bestiality doesnt sell well so your book flops and you end up being known as "that one creep" and fox news leads a crusade about the trash you write and a mass book burning ensues

you are no longer allowed in pet stores

i wish i had some frybread

[milehighsalute]

dammit look like my rain on the parade wish granting was too slow.....i bet i get my wish denied AGAIN