Be Careful What You Wish For

[docat]

your book gets published.....unfortunately hardcore porn involving bestiality doesnt sell well so your book flops and you end up being known as "that one creep" and fox news leads a crusade about the trash you write and a mass book burning ensues

i wish i had some frybread

You get your wish!!! In fact a relative of yours had foreseen this wish and put frybread in the mail for you on Friday of last week. Fedex is delivering them in a few minutes. Unfortunately, the frybread is a little stale...but you eat it anyway...and now you don't crave frybread.

I wish this is the perfect semester that all my daughters get straight A's.

[lbgood]

I wish this is the perfect semester that all my daughters get straight A's.

You get your wish, your daughters all get straight A's even though they did not take a single test. That happens when the students sleep with their professors. In the case of your daughters things took a twist and in nine months you docat will be grandma.

I wish the smilies would all work on powwows.com

[docat]

You get your wish, your daughters all get straight A's even though they did not take a single test. That happens when the students sleep with their professors. In the case of your daughters things took a twist and in nine months you docat will be grandma.

I wish the smilies would all work on powwows.com

Oh my, LBGood! I wanna be a grandma some day, but NOT that way. LOL But from you, I'd be surprised if you weren't out for shock value.

You get your wish and all the smilies begin to work on powwows, but unfortunately every time you use a smilie, you get the JAPANESE version and all you have are SUMO wrestlers and Japanese characters that you don't understand.

OOPS, forgot my wish: I wish I would be less forgetful!

[2lineCarrandMorgan]

[docat]

OK, 2line, yes, I forgot my wish...please see above amended post.

:)

[lbgood]

OOPS, forgot my wish: I wish I would be less forgetful!

Your wish can now be realized since your lobotomy procedure was successful, you can't forget what you didn't know - right

I wish I had a plate of Nachos right now

[docat]

Your wish can now be realized since your lobotomy procedure was successful, you can't forget what you didn't know - right

I wish I had a plate of Nachos right now

BIG plate of nachos miraculously shows up right in front of you. In fact, you can't stop eating them. And the more you eat, the more you start getting thirsty, but...alas, the wish wasn't for a drink too, so you are stuck eating food that is making you more and more thirsty. Then you die of thirst. Your last dying words are "water" "water" while you are crawling on your hands and knees and you get within inches of your kitchen sink and die. Just as you are about to croak, your life flashes before your eyes, and you say, "That's it?????"

I wish I could go back to sleep...it's 4 am already!!

[2lineCarrandMorgan]

BIG plate of nachos miraculously shows up right in front of you. In fact, you can't stop eating them. And the more you eat, the more you start getting thirsty, but...alas, the wish wasn't for a drink too, so you are stuck eating food that is making you more and more thirsty. Then you die of thirst. Your last dying words are "water" "water" while you are crawling on your hands and knees and you get within inches of your kitchen sink and die. Just as you are about to croak, your life flashes before your eyes, and you say, "That's it?????"

I wish I could go back to sleep...it's 4 am already!!

killing people yall no one will be left to can play the game,anyway

wow you do need your rest so you sleep untill 10am and miss a few phone call and your favert tv show let make a deal then tell your self im going to bed earler tonight,

i wish i didnot have go to work,
i want to stay and play on powwows.com all day

[lbgood]

killing people yall no one will be left to can play the game,anyway

wow you do need your rest so you sleep untill 10am and miss a few phone call and your favert tv show let make a deal then tell your self im going to bed earler tonight,

I know right, seems like she is obseessed with death, I hope her mental state is okay, and that she wakes up from her very deep sleep.

i wish i didnot have go to work,
i want to stay and play on powwows.com all day

You win the lottery and you do not have to work another day in your life, unless you want too, but you spend alot of time on powwows.com each and everyday. Then you hear the alarm - time to wake up from your dream and go to work!

I wish I had some blueberry pancakes.

[milehighsalute]

I know right, seems like she is obseessed with death, I hope her mental state is okay, and that she wakes up from her very deep sleep.



You win the lottery and you do not have to work another day in your life, unless you want too, but you spend alot of time on powwows.com each and everyday. Then you hear the alarm - time to wake up from your dream and go to work!

I wish I had some blueberry pancakes.

the stoner cook at ihop confused the bag of blueberries with his bag of magic mushrooms.......you were last being seen getting arrested outside of IHOP in your underwear wearing a ihop birthday hat rubbing syrup all over your body........no one posted bail because no one in your family will claim you after a stunt like that

i wish i was dating a playmate

[lbgood]

the stoner cook at ihop confused the bag of blueberries with his bag of magic mushrooms.......you were last being seen getting arrested outside of IHOP in your underwear wearing a ihop birthday hat rubbing syrup all over your body........no one posted bail because no one in your family will claim you after a stunt like that

i wish i was dating a playmate

You got your wish, unfortunately you were at the same ihop but you did not get arrested. Your mental functioning was impaired but you still wanted to party and got invited to a party of playmates. The mushrooms musta been strong because the following day you woke up married to a Playgirl playmate and NOT a playboy bunny playmate.

I wish to check my bank account and find that someone deposited 10 million dollars to be used however I would like without any strings attached Note: Docat please do not kill anybody on this site you serial killer you

[docat]

You got your wish, unfortunately you were at the same ihop but you did not get arrested. Your mental functioning was impaired but you still wanted to party and got invited to a party of playmates. The mushrooms musta been strong because the following day you woke up married to a Playgirl playmate and NOT a playboy bunny playmate.

I wish to check my bank account and find that someone deposited 10 million dollars to be used however I would like without any strings attached Note: Docat please do not kill anybody on this site you serial killer you

It's too bad, I'm psychic. I can't help it. Ok, I will give you a hint, EVERYONE is going to die...eventually.

OK, LBGood checks his bank account and finds this big amount of money with no strings attached. So you have 10 million dollars and you are thrilled until you see that EVERYONE has had their bank account upped considerably (due to a change in the US monetary system)...our NEW dollars are like pesos, and not worth much. So you feel really good for awhile until you go by McDonalds and see that BIG MACs cost 5 million dollars a piece.
*No humans were demised in this wish fulfillment.

I wish the US government would make good on all its promises.

[lbgood]

It's too bad, I'm psychic. I can't help it. Ok, I will give you a hint, EVERYONE is going to die...eventually.
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You are not psychic, you are psychotic remember, oh wait you cant remember since you got the lobotomy If people are lost then read the posts to get caught up. Yeah everyone will eventually die but lets put the psychosis aside and not be obssessing over it

I wish the US government would make good on all its promises.

I wish for the same

[docat]

I wish for the same

YOU CAN'T wish for the same thing!

[lbgood]

YOU CAN'T wish for the same thing!

Its my wish and I can wish for anything I want.


I wish for the same thing