Be Careful What You Wish For

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Its my wish and I can wish for anything I want.


I wish for the same thing

OK, but I won't promise there will not be massive death in there...

SO WE BOTH get our wish, the government fulfills are its promises. Therefore, 5 different parties might own the same piece of land, all the black americans who were promised 40 acres and a mule after the civil war, get the acreage and mule to share between descendants. (There is a huge shortage on mules.)

Indians promised money are given money. Indians promised land, get land to share with the others who were promised land. Revolutionary soldiers who didn't get paid, get paid with interest which is pretty hefty sums for the descendants. ANCESTRY dot com is the latest big deal so people can link themselves with their ancestors to cash in on the fulfilled promise with interest.

The promises don't start here. Promises made to other countries and treaties made with others are suddenly fulfilled and with this, people fight over the land, fight over the money and uncle Sam has to borrow from the usual monopoly game money and it doesn't take long until massive death and destruction cause the end of this great nation...and in a few decades, nature will reclaim the world and little pockets of people will have survived, and things will start over again.

But LBGood will not be there. Doesn't make it beyond June. Sad.

I wish my bead work would go faster.

[lbgood]

I wish my bead work would go faster.

You get your wish, your beadwork is finished and you are totally exhausted. You never recover and you are put to rest wearing the very beadwork that put you six feet under. I bet you look stunning in that beadwork too RIP

I wish the new pope brings about positive changes!

[2lineCarrandMorgan]

You get your wish, your beadwork is finished and you are totally exhausted. You never recover and you are put to rest wearing the very beadwork that put you six feet under. I bet you look stunning in that beadwork too RIP

I wish the new pope brings about positive changes!

your wish is granted hes a humble man and understand that excess is not the answer he cares about all, by setting a example finally getting ppl to understand that life is good even if little money is spent

even though death is but a hidden bloom waiting, let us say, wait. as the waiting is sorrowful,if the living don't live each day with out looking to see how far behind is the dark night , the two door ways are waiting each leading to heaven although few escape from knowing both, where justice is served and light leads, death is final door that leads to heaven

i wish that we can quit killing off ppl

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i wish that we can quit killing off ppl

YOUR wish is granted. We (I'm assuming you mean the establishment and not YOU AND ME)[LOL] stop killing off others because instead of wars, countries challenge each other in video games. The winner gets a farmville gift card. LOL

I wish I had a paint horse.

[2lineCarrandMorgan]

DOCATYOUR wish is granted. We (I'm assuming you mean the establishment and not YOU AND ME)[LOL] stop killing off others because instead of wars, countries challenge each other in video games. The winner gets a farmville gift card. LOL

I wish I had a paint horse.



oh no i was talking about you and me and everone :)..lol,and you get your painted pony because if wishes were horses we all take a ride
my computer is sleepy so im saving my wish for tomarrow some time after work ...

[docat]

my computer is sleepy so im saving my wish for tomarrow some time after work ...

2line, you can't make the whole game wait till tomorrow some time after work. LOL People might want to play it while you're working.

OK, I will make a wish.


I wish my elderly aunt would stop LOCKING herself out of her house.

[RestlessN8iv]

2line, you can't make the whole game wait till tomorrow some time after work. LOL People might want to play it while you're working.

OK, I will make a wish.


I wish my elderly aunt would stop LOCKING herself out of her house.

Granted. Your aunt moves in with you, and now she locks herself out of YOUR house.

I wish this thread would pick up.

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Granted. Your aunt moves in with you, and now she locks herself out of YOUR house.

I wish this thread would pick up.

This thread would pick up if I could promote it properly. I have to work every other day at the Spring Training Tiger's facility, and so today I work again...but maybe tomorrow.

BUT, in fact, this thread DOES pick up because you, RestlessN8iv have been watched by the authorities. Why? Because in your fits of ADD and haste, you said something online that was taken as a threat to national security.

You now have your wires tapped, your emails are being copied word for word and with all this information, the authorities are going to find you and pin a charge on you.

But all of us catch on when people start joining the forum who are not NDN and not wannabe and sound a lot like white guys in suits talking into their SLEEVES. Yes, these guys are so fake that they are scratching their heads about our lingo and our customs.

They wonder how we all fit our flat screen tipis on the walls of our tipis. They wonder how our pet wolves are doing. They ask for instruction on how to build dream catchers. Etc etc.

But you, our restless friend, were not threatening national security. You were only offering friendly discussion...but the FBI has to check you out.

And as it is, they are having Native American Male Model searches in Leavenworth, KS, and as luck has it, they are sending you to the prison there. And as bad luck has it, you can't participate because you are locked up.

Your fiance dumps you for her ROLLER DERBY M.C.


I wish I had a unlimited supply of all the seed beads I wanted!

[Stands Alone]

This thread would pick up if I could promote it properly. I have to work every other day at the Spring Training Tiger's facility, and so today I work again...but maybe tomorrow.

BUT, in fact, this thread DOES pick up because you, RestlessN8iv have been watched by the authorities. Why? Because in your fits of ADD and haste, you said something online that was taken as a threat to national security.

You now have your wires tapped, your emails are being copied word for word and with all this information, the authorities are going to find you and pin a charge on you.

But all of us catch on when people start joining the forum who are not NDN and not wannabe and sound a lot like white guys in suits talking into their SLEEVES. Yes, these guys are so fake that they are scratching their heads about our lingo and our customs.

They wonder how we all fit our flat screen tipis on the walls of our tipis. They wonder how our pet wolves are doing. They ask for instruction on how to build dream catchers. Etc etc.

But you, our restless friend, were not threatening national security. You were only offering friendly discussion...but the FBI has to check you out.

And as it is, they are having Native American Male Model searches in Leavenworth, KS, and as luck has it, they are sending you to the prison there. And as bad luck has it, you can't participate because you are locked up.

Your fiance dumps you for her ROLLER DERBY M.C.


I wish I had a unlimited supply of all the seed beads I wanted!

Your wish is granted....but you have soooo many seed beads they are dripping from your eyes because they went in your ears and up your nose,they are running through your blood, every time you sneeze a million seed beads fly out!

I wish I was fly!

[RestlessN8iv]

Your wish is granted....but you have soooo many seed beads they are dripping from your eyes because they went in your ears and up your nose,they are running through your blood, every time you sneeze a million seed beads fly out!

I wish I was fly!

Granted, but the prices, and security checks are such a pain that you may as well take the bus.


I wish my shoulder would stop hurting.

[Stands Alone]

Granted, but the prices, and security checks are such a pain that you may as well take the bus.


I wish my shoulder would stop hurting.

You get your wish...your should no longer hurts due to rubbing animal fat on it...but now your knee hurts!

I wish my son would understand what I'm telling him!

[RestlessN8iv]

You get your wish...your should no longer hurts due to rubbing animal fat on it...but now your knee hurts!

I wish my son would understand what I'm telling him!

He understand, but doesn't give a damn.


I wish I had a hammer

[Stands Alone]

He understand, but doesn't give a damn.


I wish I had a hammer

you get your hammer and now you have 5000 nails to put into one piece of board and you keep hitting your thumb.

I wish time would stand still!

[RestlessN8iv]

you get your hammer and now you have 5000 nails to put into one piece of board and you keep hitting your thumb.

I wish time would stand still!

Time stands still. This goes into effect the exact moment you stub your toe. Ouch!

[docat]

Time stands still. This goes into effect the exact moment you stub your toe. Ouch!

And your wish is????