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    "How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?"

    Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

    Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

    Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

    Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

    Rottweiler: Make me!

    Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

    Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!
    Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!!

    German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

    Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

    Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!

    Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

    Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.....

    Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

    Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

    Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

    A CAT:"Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

    All of which proves, once again, that while dogs have masters, cats have staff.
    Last edited by ~pathwalker~; 05-25-2005, 09:24 AM.
    90% Angel
    10% Lil Devil

    But I've been told it's the other way around!

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    Hi evry1 nu2this cnt typ 2 gd.undefinedundefined
    Last edited by Edward E. Swinson; 06-18-2005, 01:05 PM.


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      Hi, Edward, Welcome to the site, if you need any help there are alot of peeps here that will help, just ask.
      90% Angel
      10% Lil Devil

      But I've been told it's the other way around!


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          boy-o-boy navagation -
          im Cherokee in tampa fla. looking to move to wyoming
          sunshine state going down drain will bring flag when i laeve


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            Lol... Florida going down the drain, AYE? Have anything to do with the Hurricanes? Just joking. So whats wrong down there in Florida? Where are you from originally?
            90% Angel
            10% Lil Devil

            But I've been told it's the other way around!


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