I lost a thumb wrestling match to a bagel.

[Kiss_My_Grits!!]

Not really but I couldn't think of another title for my introduction thread.

Who am I?

I have created 26 years of spiteful retribution brought down upon the world. A female of such tenacious fortitude that no sports bra has been able to tame her. Forget bossy, I'm cranky, pretentious, sarcastic, and Native.

Consider me intro'd.

[Joe's Dad]

Grouch is good!

[indian-heart-beat]

Wow, hey! Are you crayzee?
I bet you are...in a positive sense.
Cool!
Welcome and wake up those sleeping people here...lol
No, really, you will like it.
Nice start, nice introduction!
Have some green! (user CP)

[X cheryl X]

welcome to the forums....enjoy!!!

[stillrezin]

consider yourself welcomed. LOL.

[Kiss_My_Grits!!]

Thanks for the welcomes and the green stuff. Keep them both coming and me luh you long time.

[teesabear_99]

Honesty

Well, at least you're honest! I think that's an excellent trait!

Besides that, I like your thread title. It reminds me of before bagels came pre-sliced. Lots of people were cutting their thumbs trying to slice the bagel, sometimes with serious injury!

teesabear_99

[Joe G]

Kiss My Grits.....

Hmm haven't heard that expression since:

[NightshadeTea]

It's amazing what you can tell about a person simply from a post. Love the 'I am me, deal, beotch' attitude. I hope to get many straightfoward, honest answers from you. :D

I'm awesome, and awesome, strong minded, and Native (Tribe of Awesome).

Oh, and I edited this for truth. P: