Originally posted by BigChef
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Now that was a good one.
Hmm but it makes me wonder what her diary would read if she wrote one.
Something like:
"Dear Diary. I met some old white dude today from England. He has an old hag of a wife and showed me her picture. He was coming on to me pretty hard and I just wasn't interested in his oldness. Oh but he has a friend named Rolf. Oh now he's choice and I wouldn't mind getting jiggy with him any time any place. He can light my tee pee fire any time he wants.":

I guess I should think twice about going to a corn moon pow wow. Wouldn't want some old guy thinking of me that way when he can't give change anymore.

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