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...And shephards we shall be. For thee my lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from thy hand. That our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee. And teeming with souls shall it ever be. E Nomini Patri, E Fili, E Spiritu Sancti. -
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lmebo ... lmebo ... omg ... we're crack'n up over here ... ty for the lol ...Originally posted by 50calNDNInuk*
"A person who works with their hands is a laborer,A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman,A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".
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:thumbsOriginally posted by owleyes
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soooo funnyInuk*
"A person who works with their hands is a laborer,A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman,A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist". Join my on my face book fan page:Comment
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oh! i got two--but one's kinda hard to do online, but here goes.
So a blonde is at the salon about to get a haircut but she has these headphones on. She politely asks the salonist "Whatever you do, don't remove my headphones" so the salonist agrees. When the salonist is almost done cutting the blonde's hair she accidentally knocks the headphones off the blonde's head. Immediately the blonde falls over and dies........what was she listening to on the headphones????
breathe in....breathe out.....breathe in....breathe out....
A blonde, a brunnette and a redhead all go in for a job interview. The brunette is doing well and the interviewer asks her one last question "How many D's are in Indiana Jones?" -"One" she quickly responds. The redhead is also doing well and the interviewer asks her the same last question. "One"--She replies even more quickly than the brunette. The blonde is doing extrememly well and the interviewer asks her "How many D's are in Indiana Jones?" The blonde falls silent in deep thought....she sits there and thinks and thinks and starts using her fingers to count....The interviewer is dumbfounded. Finally the blonde says "41!"---The interviewer is shocked. "How did you come up with that answer?!?!"
the blonde replies "Da da da daaaa, da da daaa....." (Indiana Jones Theme Song)
Those are 2 of my fav's."GAZ!!....Taste Me I'm Delicious!!!"
*1 Hour Later*
"STILL DELICIOUS!! Nobody should be THIS DELICIOUS!!"
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There's a blond girl at work and she gets a phone call. When she gets off the phone she begins crying. Her boss comes over and asks "are you OK? What's wrong?" She tells him that she just found out her mother died. He says "I'm sorry, maybe you should take the day off and go home." She tells him she would rather stay there and work and keep her mind off of things. He says OK. A little bit later he finds her crying even harder and asks "What happened? Is it about your mother?" She says " No. My sister just called and her mother died today too."Comment
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*Kalilsha*
If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving u
When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be u an me..
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A. It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.don't you be wastin' all your money
on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough
Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.
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A blonde guy was walking down the street when he suddenly came across a lump in front of him. "What on earth is this?"
He put his finger in it and tasted it...."Gosh" he exclaimed, "it's dog s&#t. Thank God I didn't step on it."sigpic
...And shephards we shall be. For thee my lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from thy hand. That our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee. And teeming with souls shall it ever be. E Nomini Patri, E Fili, E Spiritu Sancti.Comment
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LOL, OMG, SOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!Originally posted by 50calNDN
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One blonde asks another:
"Which is further, London or the Moon?"
The other replies: "HELLOOOOO, can you see London from here?????!!!!!"
ahhhh...cheap.MAY OUR WORDS FLOW FROM THE HEART FOR TRUTH, ENTER THE MIND FOR TACT TO CARRY IN OUR VOICE FOR EXPRESSION.Comment
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they were all pretty funnyComment
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:rofl2: ,, that was funnyOriginally posted by eeyouskowComment
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i luv blond jokesComment
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ahh maaaan !!!
i'm juss getting a kick out of these blonde jokes :rofl2:Comment
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IRS LETTER
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Time to start thinking about filing that tax return.
Here is one person's answer to Tax Frustration.
It is supposedly a real letter submitted to the IRS in the midst
of 1995's weird and bizarre denial of dependents, exemptions and...04-26-2004, 01:57 PM -
Seven Degrees of Blondes.
FIRST DEGREE
A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said
"How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up....07-16-2007, 06:59 PM -
TO THE MOON ALICE
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking -
one blonde says to the other,
"Which do you think is farther away, Florida or the moon?
The other blonde turns and says, "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida.......?????"...04-24-2005, 02:59 PM -
Anyone got any good kid stories to tell.. of you as a kid, your own kids or even someone elses'? Mine is feeding me fresh picked and chilled raspberries at the moment so she's on my good side LOL! So is the neighbor for telling her she can come pick them anytime!
Ok so recently I let...08-01-2004, 04:42 PM -
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas .
With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.
Suddenly, a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:
"I've...10-07-2007, 11:30 PM
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