new jokes, blondes only

[Siouxper_Bunz]

ahh maaaan !!!
i'm juss getting a kick out of these blonde jokes :rofl2:

[ndn_pride]

i luv blond jokes

[little wolf]

One blonde asks another:

"Which is further, London or the Moon?"

The other replies: "HELLOOOOO, can you see London from here?????!!!!!"

ahhhh...cheap.

:rofl2: ,, that was funny

[ndn_pride]

they were all pretty funny

[eeyouskow]

One blonde asks another:

"Which is further, London or the Moon?"

The other replies: "HELLOOOOO, can you see London from here?????!!!!!"

ahhhh...cheap.

[little wolf]

A blonde guy was walking down the street when he suddenly came across a lump in front of him. "What on earth is this?"

He put his finger in it and tasted it...."Gosh" he exclaimed, "it's dog s&#t. Thank God I didn't step on it."

LOL, OMG, SOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!

[50cal]

A blonde guy was walking down the street when he suddenly came across a lump in front of him. "What on earth is this?"

He put his finger in it and tasted it...."Gosh" he exclaimed, "it's dog s&#t. Thank God I didn't step on it."

[Ginger]

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A. It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

[*KaLiLsHa*]

[ogapahndn]

There's a blond girl at work and she gets a phone call. When she gets off the phone she begins crying. Her boss comes over and asks "are you OK? What's wrong?" She tells him that she just found out her mother died. He says "I'm sorry, maybe you should take the day off and go home." She tells him she would rather stay there and work and keep her mind off of things. He says OK. A little bit later he finds her crying even harder and asks "What happened? Is it about your mother?" She says " No. My sister just called and her mother died today too."

[TigerEyes214]

oh! i got two--but one's kinda hard to do online, but here goes.


So a blonde is at the salon about to get a haircut but she has these headphones on. She politely asks the salonist "Whatever you do, don't remove my headphones" so the salonist agrees. When the salonist is almost done cutting the blonde's hair she accidentally knocks the headphones off the blonde's head. Immediately the blonde falls over and dies........what was she listening to on the headphones????


breathe in....breathe out.....breathe in....breathe out....



A blonde, a brunnette and a redhead all go in for a job interview. The brunette is doing well and the interviewer asks her one last question "How many D's are in Indiana Jones?" -"One" she quickly responds. The redhead is also doing well and the interviewer asks her the same last question. "One"--She replies even more quickly than the brunette. The blonde is doing extrememly well and the interviewer asks her "How many D's are in Indiana Jones?" The blonde falls silent in deep thought....she sits there and thinks and thinks and starts using her fingers to count....The interviewer is dumbfounded. Finally the blonde says "41!"---The interviewer is shocked. "How did you come up with that answer?!?!"
the blonde replies "Da da da daaaa, da da daaa....." (Indiana Jones Theme Song)


Those are 2 of my fav's.

[nt_inuk]

You guys got some good ones! Here's a couple-How are a blonde & a turtle alike?When they're on their backs they're screwed.
How are blonde & a mosquito different?The mosquito stops sucking when you smack it.

:thumbs
lmebo
soooo funny

[nt_inuk]

lmebo ...

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town.

He’s going through his usual run of silly blonde jokes when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, “OK jerk, I’ve heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What do a person’s physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? It’s guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person…because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large…all in the name of humor.”

Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, but the blonde pipes up, “You stay out of this mister, I’m talking to that little ******* on your knee!”

lmebo ... lmebo ... omg ... we're crack'n up over here ... ty for the lol ...

[50cal]

:explode:

[xTekno]

So have you heard of the blonde coyote?

Apparently, the blonde coyote got into a trap. She chewed off three of her feet, but she was still stuck in the trap!


Okay, this wasn't funny.